Gimli The Dwarf
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: Central Park Zoo
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26. The Acme Corporation Guaranteed to fail at the worst possible moment (and yet still more efficient than just about anything you can buy these days) Acme is most famous for being Wile E Coyote retailer of choice. Selling just about everything you could ever wish for (Christmas Packaging Machines, Hitch-Hiker's Thumbs, Iron Carrots), this long-running gad helped provide laughs through some brilliant inventiveness. I remember once, at a museum, there was as Acme product on display. I think was was soap powder and how my little heart leapt at the thought that I too could by an Integrating Pistol or a Straitjacket Ejecting Bazooka, only to have my hopes dashed when the notes for the display mentioned that the cartoon Acme was entirely fictional.
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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir. Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks. Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science! Much more better!
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