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10 Step Guide To Surviving First Contact With Alien Races - 11/4/2012 4:27:25 PM   
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11. Stay Away - 11/4/2012 4:27:25 PM   
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For example: Alien, District 9, Promethius, Alien vs Predator, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

As your mother would say 'Don't touch what is not yours', or you might just have something jumping out of your chest or turn into a prawn. If science fiction films haven't told us something, it's that if you leave aliens alone they might leave you alone.

Just don't trust any of them. Even that E.T. fella looks dangerious, would you let an alien take your son on a flying bike ride, even if he was the nicest alien you had ever met? What if Elliott had fallen off his bike in mid flight!?!

STAY AWAY!

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quick correction - 12/4/2012 1:09:07 PM   
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a quick correction: there are no aliens of any sort in the film Outland.

Otherwise, an amusing article :)

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Or..... - 12/4/2012 9:07:10 PM   
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They're here to kick start our evolution & only make us aware of this by a cult set up by a bad sci-fi writer & promoted by chief of propaganda Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. We can then use our latent alien knowledge to defeat 17ft turds when they invade! Travolta told us!!!
& were you meaning OutlandER rather than Outland?

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RE: quick correction - 13/4/2012 3:25:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CapCanuck

a quick correction: there are no aliens of any sort in the film Outland.

Otherwise, an amusing article :)



Damn, that was meant to be Outlander in both instances. It should now be corrected.


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Why no FIRST CONTACT? - 14/4/2012 10:00:57 AM   
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Thought the absence of STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT was a bit odd given the theme. Clearly as we learn from its final sequences - you welcome the aliens, offer them refreshments and introduce them to rock music - us and them then live long and prosper!

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