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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 4:59:31 PM   
Spaldron


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 If a member gets banned there should be a system in which another member gets to take over their respective threads. And said banned members should be given the last option of donating their post count to other members, provided they're carrying an Empire donation card.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:04:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

If a member gets banned there should be a system in which another member gets to take over their respective threads. And said banned members should be given the last option of donating their post count to other members, provided they're carrying an Empire donation card.


We all know the only number that matters is joining date


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:05:03 PM   
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I refer those who deem it appropriate to keep talking about banned members to post #34 above from Reb


You betcha, Mister S.!



























So....was Snake-Eyes banned, too?




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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:05:44 PM   
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<runs and hides while giggling like a child>

< Message edited by Shifty Bench -- 11/4/2012 5:06:18 PM >

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Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:07:54 PM   
Spaldron


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 Wait................Snake Eyes has been banned?!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:08:45 PM   
Shifty Bench


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<giggles from his hiding place>

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


quote:

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Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:12:46 PM   
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Remember in school when the teacher would tell everyone to be quiet, and then the second their back turns everyone starts talking, and then they tell everyone to be quiet, and then the second their back turns everyone starts talking, and then they tell everyone to be quiet, and then the second their back turns everyone starts talking, and then they tell everyone to be quiet...


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:13:09 PM   
Shifty Bench


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<stands up from his hiding place>

Fuck this, I'm a grown man. And my back is killing me. I'll be over here watching Pointless and moaning about the kids today. Ooh, I found a Werther's Original in my pocket!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


quote:

ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:14:45 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

<stands up from his hiding place>

Fuck this, I'm a grown man. And my back is killing me. I'll be over here watching Pointless and moaning about the kids today. Ooh, I found a Werther's Original in my pocket!


You just made yourself sound about 87 with that post.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:16:29 PM   
Shifty Bench


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You're sharp!

My back is actually killing me though

< Message edited by Shifty Bench -- 11/4/2012 5:17:10 PM >

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


quote:

ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:17:03 PM   
matty_b


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quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

It would just be a long list of spammers with the occasional regular that's been a dickhead thrown in.


Yeah, but they could leave out the spammers. We don't really need to know that cfefgdsfienf, 23rt08h2bfb, aosuaousfh and Matty_b got banned for linking to granny porn sites.


Your mum needs the publicity.


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:17:20 PM   
Hood_Man


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Anything's sharp compared to an 87 year old

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:18:18 PM   
Shifty Bench


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<thinks>......

What does that even mean?



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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


quote:

ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:18:54 PM   
DancingClown


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:20:03 PM   
rawlinson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

It would just be a long list of spammers with the occasional regular that's been a dickhead thrown in.


Yeah, but they could leave out the spammers. We don't really need to know that cfefgdsfienf, 23rt08h2bfb, aosuaousfh and Matty_b got banned for linking to granny porn sites.


Your mum needs the publicity.



Fuck you, my mum can get men masturbating without your help...

wait...


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:22:18 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

<thinks>......

What does that even mean?




Its ok grandad, I don't know what that means either.

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:22:52 PM   
Shifty Bench


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown




Is that kid going to shiv that kid in the red top in the head?

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


quote:

ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best


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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 5:32:06 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

<thinks>......

What does that even mean?




Its ok grandad, I don't know what that means either.

Nor me

I'm currently getting slagged off on Youtube for saying something I thought was clever but turned out to be a bit thick, why do I keep doing these things??

Ach, getting old

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 9:07:59 PM   
DancingClown


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Wait................Snake Eyes has been banned?!!!!!!!!!


This post is 100% DancingClown approved.





















Sorry, mods.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 9:10:04 PM   
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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 9:15:46 PM   
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 Stop it.

(and Tidy Up).

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 11/4/2012 9:16:48 PM   
Hood_Man


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All the Baldwins are dead??

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 12:19:52 AM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: clownfoot

Stop it.

(and Tidy Up).




Do you automatically add that, even if just inside your head, whenever you say or hear, 'Stop it.'? Because I always do. So that made me smile.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 1:18:12 AM   
Spaldron


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 Its all fun and games until Snake Eyes someone loses an eye gets banned.

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 2:11:05 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Its all fun and games until Snake Eyes someone loses an eye gets banned.






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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 4:21:19 AM   
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A banning! A banning! And after the banning the oral sex!

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 9:48:44 AM   
clownfoot


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: clownfoot

Stop it.

(and Tidy Up).




Do you automatically add that, even if just inside your head, whenever you say or hear, 'Stop it.'? Because I always do. So that made me smile.


Indeed I do. Good to know this is standard practice...

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 9:54:00 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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quote:

ORIGINAL: clownfoot


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: clownfoot

Stop it.

(and Tidy Up).




Do you automatically add that, even if just inside your head, whenever you say or hear, 'Stop it.'? Because I always do. So that made me smile.


Indeed I do. Good to know this is standard practice...


That show doesn't get enough love. I have the theme tune as my mobile ring


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Much more better!

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 12:48:30 PM   
great_badir


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ORIGINAL: Spaldron
quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

<stands up from his hiding place>

Fuck this, I'm a grown man. And my back is killing me. I'll be over here watching Pointless and moaning about the kids today. Ooh, I found a Werther's Original in my pocket!


You just made yourself sound about 87 with that post.


An 87 year old nonce.

"Oooohhh, I think there's a Werther's in my pocket...small child, would you like to have it?"
"Yes please! Oh, but my mummy and daddy says I'm not supposed to speak to or take sweets from (like a small child - I'm thinking 5-6 maybe? - will have the grammar clout to put it that way, but what the hell...) strangers."
"Tsk, you don't have to worry about me, for I am 87 years old! What possible harm can an 87 year old do?"
"...I suppose you're right..."
"Yes...yes, I am.,,now, be a good child and reach into my pocket - my fingers don't work so well, you see..."
(child reaches a hand in)
"You'll have to go deeper than that, child.......MUCH deeper............."


Having said that, I fucking love Werthers.

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RE: The I always miss stuff thread. - 12/4/2012 4:11:25 PM   
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