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Can you imagine the consequences of finding out your fl... - 15/3/2012 4:24:28 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:27:02 PM   
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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:27:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


You sure seem to start a lot of threads that, as far as I can tell, are pointless.

But that's for the mods to decide, and I'm just a newbie so what do I know, right?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:29:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


You sure seem to start a lot of threads that, as far as I can tell, are pointless.

But that's for the mods to decide, and I'm just a newbie so what do I know, right?


Kilo used to be a regular poster that posted fairly normal stuff and contributed to other threads. Then he moved to the Far East (I forget where) and started drinking heavily.

These threads are the result.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:31:32 PM   
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Not at all King. Kilo is a legend. It's not all gold, true, but when he's hot he's hot. Just sit back and see where this thread leads after a few days. Although we're still waiting for his poem. But you are also correct with your comment re some of KM's threads. I always give them a go though...

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:32:50 PM   
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Fair enough, I stand corrected. Humblest apologies, Kilo.

I'll return to minding my own business.

< Message edited by King of Kafiristan -- 15/3/2012 4:33:47 PM >

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:33:25 PM   
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Well I thought it was damn funny...unless of course you're genuinely looking for advice Kilo. In which case: I'm out!

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:35:58 PM   
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I just don't know what's going on here anymore.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:37:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


I think you would be locked up. But I wouldn't be all that surprised if it turned out to the case for me, really.


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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:40:27 PM   
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I think it's an evocative metaphor for dating a convicted felon. Kilo is functioning on a higher plane to all of you.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:43:13 PM   
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Was just about to say it was a metaphor (Olaf beat me to it), like those stories Jesus told that weren't really about what they sounded like but instead about something else (or lies as they are commonly known). Kilo believed his flat mate to be dead on, but it turns out everyone else thinks he's a bit of a shit.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:45:31 PM   
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So is Kilo like Jesus or just a guy that hangs out with shit?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 4:49:06 PM   
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Poor old Kilo and his poor character judging...........kick him out mate! I'm just across the water in Thailand at the mo so I can pop across to help if u want?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 5:12:11 PM   
Emyr Thy King


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


You sure seem to start a lot of threads that, as far as I can tell, are pointless.

But that's for the mods to decide, and I'm just a newbie so what do I know, right?


Kilo used to be a regular poster that posted fairly normal stuff and contributed to other threads. Then he moved to the Far East (I forget where) and started drinking heavily.

These threads are the result.


What part of Scotland did he go to? He might frequent the same establishment as hic Boaby.


quote:

ORIGINAL: gazpop

Poor old Kilo and his poor character judging...........kick him out mate! I'm just across the water in Thailand at the mo so I can pop across to help if u want?



Long time mate (no not the "me love you long time" type thing). Are you managing a bar over there or something? P.M if you wish dude.

< Message edited by Emyr Thy King -- 15/3/2012 5:13:26 PM >


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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 15/3/2012 6:03:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


You sure seem to start a lot of threads that, as far as I can tell, are pointless.

But that's for the mods to decide, and I'm just a newbie so what do I know, right?


It's Off Topic! All the threads in here are pointless especially Kilo's ones

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/3/2012 12:22:43 PM   
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Flush him.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/3/2012 1:11:53 PM   
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I'd dress him up, put a V mask on him and spray him in Febreze. Then you could just claim he's a student.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/3/2012 3:15:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

Flush him.


I would, I've heard he's a right shit-head.

It's a Friday alright?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/3/2012 4:25:41 PM   
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One of my flatmates at uni had shit for brains, does that count?

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/3/2012 5:58:48 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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This is one of the dark riddles and you want help? shame on you, yes you.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 13/6/2012 7:16:26 PM   
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So? Is he still your flatmate or what? Jesus.....

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 13/6/2012 7:30:49 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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I forgot I wrote this thread. I'm surprised it did as well as it did.

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he's ruining my buestiful threat!

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 13/6/2012 7:37:56 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gazpop

So? Is he still your flatmate or what? Jesus.....


It was a hypothetical situation, no metaphore....or was there

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 13/6/2012 8:59:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

So he moved in about a month ago and you've been hanging out and drinking beer. You've told a few people at work about him, and obviously mentioned him to your parents. However the first time you take him out to dinner with you, you realise everyone is staring at him. Introducing him to your co-workers produces looks of horror. It turns out your new flat mate is actually a large piece of defication and not a real person. In your mind he was a fully functioning, humorous guy from Texas but it turns out this whole time yo've just been communicating wiith stool.

Will you be locked up or just blanked?


I think you would be locked up. But I wouldn't be all that surprised if it turned out to the case for me, really.



Well, this comment is a lot more interesting now...


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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 13/6/2012 9:46:21 PM   
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I thought this was about a moderator, but he just a made typo.

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RE: Can you imagine the consequences of finding out you... - 16/6/2012 7:26:32 PM   
gazpop


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hang on, whoa the fuck up. Kilo? are you saying there was never a flatmate? wtf? someone explain something to me please.....


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