jobloffski
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: elsewhere
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Apologies in advance for freestyling an opening to GHOSTBUSTERS THREE: Point 1: NOT a passing of the Torch idea. Slightly sombre opening scenes as the main characters journey to a funeral, we see each main character indvidually en route, except for Doctor Peter Venkman. A large crowd of mourners is gathered around a grave as emotional music swells, camera cranes up to reveal...The main characters are the only ones standing by another grave, far, far to the opposite end of the cemetery. Pithy, dry dialogue, interrupted by a sound on the wind, a voice, a whisper...Zooooolllll... Nobody is sure they heard anything...the voice is heard again, again, again multi tracking, overlaid, becoming a whirlwhind of sound that begins to be matched by disturbance in the weather, the ground begins to shake, coffins rise to break from the ground here, there, everywhere, the larger funeral party breaks into a panic, one person flees, it;s the vicar, the rest follow him to try and take sanctuary in the church, which is whirlwinded away before they reach it, panic intensifies, screams, wind, the vortex of the whirlwind picks up a coffin, another coffin, many coffins, all coffins, to carry them away. The ghostbusters and associates watch silently, each facial expression a perfect encapsulation of the entire individual characters. Ray Stantz looks down. Turns out one grave remains unspoiled. Doctor Peter Venkman's grave. Ray: (Sad smile) Peter...Never a joiner inner, were you? Bye, Venkman Egon: (Worried) We need help Winston: (cynical) You got that right Voice; ZOOOOOOOOLLLLLL Winston: (To the air) OKAY WE GOT IT. WE NOTICED Ray: Oh my...Oh my, my, my... Winston: What, Ray? Egon: Oh no... Winston: Egon..? (Egon and Ray both seem to know what is going on Winston, Janine and Louis and Dana, look to them) Ray: The traveller will return Egon: On the day the nemesis is laid to rest Ray: The dead will join the destructor's cause Egon: But the nemesis will sleep forever...The worthy one, the vanquisher, victorious, has earned his peace Winston: Him? (pointing at Peter's grave). The Worthy One? And how come you didn't mention this shit before? Ray: We, we didn't know... Egon: Somehow, now we do... Voice: ZOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL Winston: WE GOT IT!!!! OKAY???? VOICE: YOU MUST PREPARE. THE END OF DAYS APPROACHES. THE DEAD WILL BE YOUR SAVIOURS AND YOU WILL JOIN THEM ON THEIR CRUSADE. THE THREE FOOLS OF DESTINY WILL STAND IN OUR WAY FOR THE LAST TIME. YOU ARE PERMITTED A FINAL STAND ACCORDING TO ANCIENT CUSTOM. PREPARE...PREPARE...PREPARE!!! Egon: Three fools...three fools Ray: Of destiny...three fools They ponder. Shot lingering on them and Winston, ie three of them...Winston impatient but doesn't point out they are the three fools Camera cranes up and back to show the carnage of the graveyard, ominous organ music...rapid CGI crane up to view earth from space. Earth now has every coffin, and every body that has ever been buried, in orbit around it, the coffins and bodies kind of form a saturn style ring of the Zool's army Louis Tully: (Voiceover) Fellas, are we screwed? The moody music finally resolves itself into the Theme song. The Ghostbusters must recruit their own army to 'bust' every dead person who has ever lived, some of whom are less patient than others. Celebrity ghosts down the ages, for instance, want the spotlight to themselves and go after the Three Fools. This is not going to be easy... or sum shit like dat.
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Yes, dreamers dream and doers do. But if dreamers DON'T dream, doers don't have anything TO do. Everything that is only here because people exist, only exists because someone thought of it., or in other words, dreamed it.
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