lewisb548
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Joined: 24/2/2011
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Where do I start? Steven Spielberg has made many years of my life more enjoyable he has graced both me and his fans with the brilliant Indiana Jones series, Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan, the Jurassic Parks, Schindlers list, Minority report, Catch me if you can, artificial intelligence,the terminal Munich, and the tintin movie oh an also! I'll stop there I could go on for ages, Spielberg has done all that he has been stalked by a crazy person, been the source of the 2002 white supremacist terror plot, he works with charitys, hes not racist, he's rich, he has seven kids (Commitment people), he's a movie buff like myself and to top it off, he is supposed to be a really nice guy. Steven Spielberg may well be possibly the greatest director of all time and he has cool glasses. Unlike many blockbusters today War Horse has the advantage of not being in 3D, you hear me right! That massive waste of time which causes us to wear clunky heavy and uncomfortable glasses-it also robs us of a lot of money but worst of all-the film usually doesn't use 3D to good use. War Horse is brilliant to say the least, Spielberg has blessed our screens with many classics which bring about the child inside of the adult, or the adult inside of the child-he lets us discover our inner explorer, he awakens the little nerd inside all of us-did I mention he has cool glasses? It deserves mentioning twice. War Horse is an adaption from Michael Morpurgos hit book, I read the book and hated it and the only reason I watched this film was because Spielberg was directing. Lucky for us the viewers the man we all know and love mr Steven Spielberg hasn't disappointed with his most recent directorial effort-war horse. Adapted from the book by Michael Morpurgo- Morpurgos initial reaction was hell yes when he knew Spielberg was taking the reigns for directing duties and when he found out that a stage play was made of war horse his reaction was WTF-anyway War Horse tells the tale of Devon Boy Albert who raises, trains and bonds with a beatiful-amazing-horse he names Joey, but unfortunately when Alberts father has his reputation at risk, Albert goes to desperate measures to plow his field and pay the rent to the utter bastard landlord type guy who reminds me spookily of Lupin from Harry Potter. After all this though, times are still bad and Alberts father the well meaning Ted sells Joey to Captain Nicholls (Tom Hiddleston-Loki from Thor), but when the captain is killed, we see things from Joeys point of view as he switches owners frequently and goes on a brilliant/tragic journey throughout the battle stormed war, from the hands of Tom Hiddleston to two german brothers (David Kross and Leonard Carow-he played the young Ralph Fiennes in 2008's 'the reader'), lets just say the two brothers dont exactly get a fairytale ending, along the way Joey bonds with a giant black horse, and goes from the hands of a grandfather and his cute,stubborn yet loveable grand daughter Emilie both played by (Neil Arestrup and Celine Buckens), their story doesn't end on a happy note. And then the story kind of flits from character to character whether it be Tobey Kebell who appears just for the sake of adding humanity to this film or if it is a german soldier guy who loves horses. And while all this is happening we kind of forget about Albert-so does Spielberg in a way and we only catch up with him at least half an hour towards the end of the film. The storys premise has clearly stated that Albert goes on a magical quest to find his horse-he does fuck all-he joins the army-thats it, I would not count staying in a dark filthy fucking trench as a magical journey nor would I approve of such a disney-ish journey taking place in such a shit hole. The first act moves along at a fairly slow pace but this gives us time too connect with Joey and Albert and the obvious bond they share together-until Albert disappears for the next hour or so. 2004's Crash faced a similair problem when it employed several intertwining stories of illegal immigrants- the problem director of Crash- Paul Haggis- had was that he gave little attention to some of the main characters and racial stereotyping took place- the same happens here- it's weird how little sympathy the germans get- they dont get happy endings in this- most of them got blown up in Saving Private Ryan- and in a brutal assault upon a german camp led by Tom Hiddleston-before he gets shot- and he is joined by Benedict Cumberbatch who shows up very briefly before disppearing-atleats he gave it his best shot-and then presumbaly got shot for real. In this deadly assualt you cant help feeling sorry for the germans who get sliced and diced by swordsmen riding out of the long grass (Reminiscent of the long grass attack from Jurrassic Park 2)- but the poor germans no one feels sympathy for you guys even when you get sliced and diced- but worst of all you were interrupted during your breakfast. As we all know Spielberg has experience with blowing things up-we learned that from Saving Private Ryan- and some of the battle scenes in this are reminiscent of the D-day massacre in SVP. Act 1 introduces Albert. Act 2 forgets about him and shows us more morbidly depressing stories before finally in the 3rd act bringing us to the battle field of the somme in 1918 where Joey truly becomes a war horse hopping from trench to trench and galloping through the battle field doing the audience proud- while the battle scenes in their rarity add some brutality to this flick- this is stll the kind of film you could watch with your gran or your mum- but knowing my gran she'd be asleep within the first hour-maybe even the first half an hour. John Williams lends his musical abilitys to this cinema outing but his tunes in this are hardly as memorable as that of Jaws and Indy. Shame on you John Williams! One scene in particular deserves some mention when Joey becomes entangled in barbed wire and Tobey Kebell is the only soldier brave enough to go help him-at this point neither the germans nor the brits can be bothered to shoot at each other any more. Kebell and a german soldier confront each other in No mans land and un-tangle Joey setting him free- this scene is both touching and funny and adds some much needed warmth and humanity to the film-it truly was beatiful-this film is a spectacle and that scene in particular poked fun at the famous Christmas Day football match in the trenches. When we were kids we all watched disney films and we were entranced by the fairy tale endings and beatiful scenery-war horse has that fell- it rekindles the child within us and makes us fell young again- it is the gift of life and Spielberg has given life he has injected life into a book that was so boring I wanted to burn it- War Horse is up for six oscars and deserves every one- the major oscar injustice being that Spielberg didn't get a nomination for best director but alas there cant always be winners-in this case being the germans in this film- and Alberts best mate-(Gassed to death in the trenches-gutted), but despite this-amidst the chaos hope comes riding out of the mist- hope being the central theme of this movie which both entrances and entices the young viewer inside of us-and while at times the performances and story border on the corny and ridiculous we are treated to a truly amazing spectacle which benefits from brilliant cinematography and a good sense of charm from new comer Jeremy Irvine (Albert) that seems so far away in films today- its easily one of the best films of the year so far and it proves to be an interesting watch. 9.3/10. 4.4 stars. Good Stuff.
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