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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 8/11/2012 9:22:03 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

1) Clive Dunn (Grandad, we love you, Grandad we do. Grandad? Grandad??)


Oh yes, oh yes, OH FUCKING YES.
Actually, as sad as I am (RIP Clive) I was stuck in traffic yesterday when the news came on Radio 5. I hope the bloke in the car next door wasn't tuned to it as well, as he'll have seen someone punching the air and screaming "yes, you old bastard" when the news came on. Heartless cunt.


Anyway, this was my prediction a few months ago:-

quote:

or one of Clive Dunn's Grandkids smothering the old cunt for years of playground abuse.


They don't like it up 'em, as they say.


I'll take George Bush Senior as my replacement please, unless of course this is an extremely elaborate wind-up by Harry, which wouldn't in the least bit surprise me.


< Message edited by jonson -- 8/11/2012 9:23:17 AM >


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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 8/11/2012 10:01:36 AM   
sharkboy


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Right, unless there's a sudden pandemic it looks like I'll be finishing yet another year with the healthiest bunch of coffin-dodgers in lalaland.  Surely I'm not the only goddamn angel of mercy on these boards?

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 8/11/2012 4:07:56 PM   
Invader_Ace


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson
I guess I'm the only one who can sleep at night, safe in the knowledge I've never openly celebrated someone's death or ever likely to openly celebrate someone's death I think.


quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

1) Clive Dunn (Grandad, we love you, Grandad we do. Grandad? Grandad??)

Oh yes, oh yes, OH FUCKING YES.
...punching the air and screaming "yes, you old bastard" when the news came on. 



< Message edited by Invader_Ace -- 8/11/2012 4:08:24 PM >

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 8/11/2012 5:19:09 PM   
jonson


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OK, I hold my hands up, I openly celebrated his death.
I'm even thinking of attending the funeral dressed as a clown or something, perhaps wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with "About fucking time, that's points on the board for me!"

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 11/11/2012 3:20:00 PM   
NadaPlissken


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sharkboy

Right, unless there's a sudden pandemic it looks like I'll be finishing yet another year with the healthiest bunch of coffin-dodgers in lalaland. Surely I'm not the only goddamn angel of mercy on these boards?


My main remaining hope is an end to this kerfuffle in Syria that doesn't favour Mr Assad.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 12/11/2012 12:05:34 AM   
Harry Lime


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Funnily enough, the first person I thought of when I heard this news was you Jonson! As your top choice, Jonesy picks you up your first 18 points of 2012! Hood_Man was the only other forumite to forsee Dunn's demise and thus adds an extra twelve points to his tally... Leapfrogging himself one place over Jonson!

01. Rinc - 171
02. Harry Lime - 160
03. Sinatra - 155
04. Superdan - 151
05. themightyhutch - 134
06. La Tenia - 130
07. Super Hans - 123
08. Rhubarb - 120
09. moontheloon - 113
10. Matty_b - 93
= NadaPlissken - 93
12. Chief Wiggum - 88
13. parsonage84 - 85
14. Rgirvan44 - 79
15. Harry Tuttle - 50
= Juanvasquez - 50
= LEEJGM - 50
=Sahara Desert - 50
19. Chief - 49
= shool - 49
= SWOTBM - 49
22. chilipenguin - 47
= Mute - 47
24. David DVD 1988 - 44
25. Piles - 41
26. Gimli The Dwarf - 29
27. Hood_Man - 20
28. Jonson - 18
29. nomimalone - 13
30. Hozay - 10
31. Timon - 7


Finally, along with Hood_Man, I still require replacements from the following...

Piles
Rgirvan44
SWOTBM
Timon


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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 12/11/2012 12:28:58 AM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

Funnily enough, the first person I thought of when I heard this news was you Jonson! As your top choice, Jonesy picks you up your first 18 points of 2012! Hood_Man was the only other forumite to forsee Dunn's demise and thus adds an extra twelve points to his tally... Leapfrogging himself one place over Jonson!



I've chosen Richard Attenborough.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 12/11/2012 9:03:48 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

Funnily enough, the first person I thought of when I heard this news was you Jonson! As your top choice, Jonesy picks you up your first 18 points of 2012!


Hooray!!

This is just the start, I reckon there'll be a spate of deaths this next week now. First that bloke out of Corro, I didn't have him, shame really.
I think we might have a few suicides coming from within the walls of the BBC in the next few weeks as well, what with the Savill rumours hotting up.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 19/11/2012 11:07:55 PM   
Mister Coe

 

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So, we're getting close to the end of 2012, obviously I'm far too late to do this Dead Pool, but whats the deal for getting a piece of the action for 2013?

Already weighing up elderly celebrities... yes, Prince Phillip, I'm looking at you...

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 19/11/2012 11:08:57 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

Funnily enough, the first person I thought of when I heard this news was you Jonson! As your top choice, Jonesy picks you up your first 18 points of 2012!


Hooray!!

This is just the start, I reckon there'll be a spate of deaths this next week now. First that bloke out of Corro, I didn't have him, shame really.
I think we might have a few suicides coming from within the walls of the BBC in the next few weeks as well, what with the Savill rumours hotting up.


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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 20/11/2012 7:44:14 AM   
jonson


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Who? Who? Did I miss someone?

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 20/11/2012 8:17:10 AM   
Hood_Man


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It was more the slightly threatening voice I read that post in, you might as well have said "There Will Be Blood"

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 24/11/2012 11:22:01 AM   
jonson


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So, who had Larry Hagman?
Do wait a while to confirm this in case Bobby steps out the shower and it was just a dream?

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 24/11/2012 12:26:45 PM   
Funkyrae


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Fuck! I did! I think that's the first time, in any dead pool, that one of them has died.

I'll replace him with Zsa Zsa Gabor, dahlink

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 24/11/2012 6:21:48 PM   
matty_b


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Yep, cheers Larry. You were a magnificent bastard on TV and now you've given me some much-needed, if probably too late, points.

Replaced with Kirk Douglas. I might get a father/son combo before the year's out.


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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 25/11/2012 6:47:57 PM   
Hood_Man


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Dammit, why didn't I choose him??

I mean, RIP.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 25/11/2012 8:24:37 PM   
Harry Lime


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Larry Hagman's death means that we have a new leader with a little under a month to go... Sinatra! It seems to me that there could be a whiff of insider betting here.

Funky - Congratulations on getting your first ever points. Matty_b - You have broken the century mark and edged into the top ten. Both of your replacements have been noted.

01. Sinatra - 177
02. Rinc - 171
03. Harry Lime - 160
04. Superdan - 151
05. themightyhutch - 134
06. La Tenia - 130
07. Super Hans - 123
08. Rhubarb - 120
09. Matty_b - 113
= moontheloon - 113
11. NadaPlissken - 93
12. Chief Wiggum - 88
13. parsonage84 - 85
14. Rgirvan44 - 79
15. Harry Tuttle - 50
= Juanvasquez - 50
= LEEJGM - 50
=Sahara Desert - 50
19. Chief - 49
= shool - 49
= SWOTBM - 49
22. chilipenguin - 47
= Mute - 47
24. David DVD 1988 - 44
25. Piles - 41
26. Gimli The Dwarf - 29
27. Funkyrae - 28
28. Hood_Man - 20
29. Jonson - 18
30. nomimalone - 13
31. Hozay - 10
32. Timon - 7


Finally, along with Sinatra, I still require replacements from the following...

Piles
Rgirvan44
SWOTBM
Timon


_____________________________

"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 25/11/2012 8:27:18 PM   
Harry Lime


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mister Coe

So, we're getting close to the end of 2012, obviously I'm far too late to do this Dead Pool, but whats the deal for getting a piece of the action for 2013?

Already weighing up elderly celebrities... yes, Prince Phillip, I'm looking at you...

I'll be launching Dead Pool 2013 in a couple of weeks. Like the Strictly and The X-Factor finals, it sort of marks the start of Christmas!


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"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 25/11/2012 8:31:22 PM   
Rinc


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

Larry Hagman's death means that we have a new leader with a little under a month to go... Sinatra! It seems to me that there could be a whiff of insider betting here.


No!!!!!

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 26/11/2012 7:29:27 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

... Sinatra! It seems to me that there could be a whiff of insider betting here.



haha, with a slight undercurrent of urine. Someone go on a killing spree, we can't let that old cunt win.



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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 27/11/2012 2:22:09 PM   
Sinatra


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Hey!!

Unlucky Rincy!

I'll replace dear old JR with Joan Fontaine please...

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 27/11/2012 5:32:52 PM   
Rinc


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinatra

Unlucky Rincy!


You'd just better hope Richard Attenbrough, Bashar al-Assad, Margaret Thatcher, Ariel Sharon, Fidel Castro, Terry Pratchett, Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, Stiliyan Petrov and Clive James last out the year.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 28/11/2012 2:31:08 PM   
Sinatra


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rinc


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinatra

Unlucky Rincy!


You'd just better hope Richard Attenbrough, Bashar al-Assad, Margaret Thatcher, Ariel Sharon, Fidel Castro, Terry Pratchett, Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, Stiliyan Petrov and Clive James last out the year.



I don't know how I am going to sleep....

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 10/12/2012 7:57:46 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinatra


I don't know how I am going to sleep....


Like normal. A mug of Horlicks and a wank.


Well, I didn't have Patrick Moore, which seems a bit stupid now in hindsight.
To be honest, when I clicked on his name in the News and Hot Topics forum, I assumed it would be the Jimmy Savile thread, so was quite surprised to see he'd snuffed it.


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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 10/12/2012 11:29:27 AM   
Sinatra


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quote:

A mug of Horlicks and a wank


Are you having a laugh.... I find it had to raise even a smile now-a-days....

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 10/12/2012 3:59:54 PM   
Badgers


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinatra


I don't know how I am going to sleep....


Like normal. A mug of Horlicks and a wank.


Well, I didn't have Patrick Moore, which seems a bit stupid now in hindsight.
To be honest, when I clicked on his name in the News and Hot Topics forum, I assumed it would be the Jimmy Savile thread, so was quite surprised to see he'd snuffed it.



Some money grabber will accuse him within the next few days to sell their story to the papers, so it'll be in the jimmy saville thread yet.....

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 12/12/2012 5:37:44 PM   
Harry Lime


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Crikey! You wait for a bus and all that! Ravi Shankar's sad passing, aged 92, means that Jonson recieves his second confirmed kill in a month! He receives nine points and moves up one place.

01. Sinatra - 177
02. Rinc - 171
03. Harry Lime - 160
04. Superdan - 151
05. themightyhutch - 134
06. La Tenia - 130
07. Super Hans - 123
08. Rhubarb - 120
09. Matty_b - 113
= moontheloon - 113
11. NadaPlissken - 93
12. Chief Wiggum - 88
13. parsonage84 - 85
14. Rgirvan44 - 79
15. Harry Tuttle - 50
= Juanvasquez - 50
= LEEJGM - 50
=Sahara Desert - 50
19. Chief - 49
= shool - 49
= SWOTBM - 49
22. chilipenguin - 47
= Mute - 47
24. David DVD 1988 - 44
25. Piles - 41
26. Gimli The Dwarf - 29
27. Funkyrae - 28
28. Jonson - 27
29. Hood_Man - 20
30. nomimalone - 13
31. Hozay - 10
32. Timon - 7


Finally, along with Jonson, I still require replacements from the following...

Piles
Rgirvan44
SWOTBM
Timon


_____________________________

"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 17/12/2012 3:57:18 PM   
sharkboy


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That's it.  I've decided that I'm gonna sell places on my list to celebs who want to be around to celebrate New Years Day 2014.  A place on my dead pool list has pretty much fucking guaranteed a year of life for the last 2 years now!  Is 50k per spot too much to ask for? 

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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 17/12/2012 4:15:36 PM   
jonson


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Right, as time is now running out, and I need to shoot up the board quite quickly, I'm going for William and Kate's unborn child if that's possible.
If not, I'll go for the next youngest celebrity I can think of and say Cliff Richard, but I'd prefer the foetus/slippy stair runner combo if that's OK.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2012 - 18/12/2012 12:57:29 PM   
Sinatra


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You are one sick old fucker.....

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