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What if... - 21/11/2011 4:52:57 PM   
filipe

 

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The objective is to be imaginative. You just have to complete the sentence above. Let's see who's the most imaginative mind on the forum.

Feel free to troll, what you really like to do in here, the questions.

I will start: What if the Humans weren't the dominant species, but let's say the flies?
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RE: What if... - 21/11/2011 5:08:54 PM   
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Jeff Goldblum would be delighted.

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RE: What if... - 9/12/2011 5:07:17 PM   
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what if the Batman Rises is really bad??

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RE: What if... - 9/12/2011 11:03:41 PM   
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Then hopefully Nolan will throw a hissy fit and retire into obscurity - a vain hope, but one can dream.
(By the way, Filipe, it's The Dark Knight Rises.)


What if Tom Cruise were to come out as gay?

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RE: What if... - 10/12/2011 3:23:33 AM   
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He'd prance around on Oprah in an even more camp way

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RE: What if... - 10/12/2011 9:24:39 AM   
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In drag, and start jumping on the sofa screaming "I'm a gay drag queen and I love it, can I get a hell yeah!!"
 
What if Cowboys and Aliens really happened..

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RE: What if... - 10/12/2011 10:54:39 PM   
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Ninjas would strike back...

what if the vampire streak never end????

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RE: What if... - 29/12/2011 6:02:11 AM   
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*Strikes*... I'm back!

Uranus would explode.


What if Father Christmas goes into retirement, permanently?

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RE: What if... - 29/12/2011 10:30:26 AM   
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Then his elves would start to go hungry and get very angry at this, start eating each other, the reindeers would become rabit and need shooting.

Mrs Claus would try to leave Santa, but he obviously has lost the plot by this stage, cuts her head off wraps it up and puts it under the tree. He molests the bottom half of her body whilst crying and screaming Hoe!! Hoe!! you fu*king Hoe!!... Then shoots himself after looking at himself in the mirror and seeing what he has become... :D


What if there was no Government?

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RE: What if... - 29/12/2011 3:52:43 PM   
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well, than we wouldn't have anyone to criticize, at least that would be the case in my country, Portugal.

What if Django unchained could happen to be the first bad Tarantino movie?

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RE: What if... - 1/1/2012 2:21:21 PM   
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Then i'd take this as my first step to World domination.

What if the World DID end this year?

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RE: What if... - 1/1/2012 3:05:02 PM   
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then we should get the best of it

what if lars von trier releases another movie?

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RE: What if... - 1/2/2012 10:42:25 PM   
siegfried


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Then I'll be even more depressed than I am now.


What if James Cameron was successfully sued for plagiarising the plot of Avatar?

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RE: What if... - 14/2/2012 3:53:51 PM   
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Then I'd paint my bottom blue and be in the sequel.


What if the moon landings were faked ?


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RE: What if... - 15/2/2012 9:55:58 AM   
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the chinese would acomplish that in one month an then they would the first ones to get to the moon.

what if cinema never existed?

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RE: What if... - 15/2/2012 10:14:17 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Chavs would have no where to breed.


What if Germany had won WW II ?

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RE: What if... - 15/2/2012 10:04:58 PM   
siegfried


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"At least the trains would run on time."


What if someone discovered the fountain of youth?

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Marriage is one of those things that is best gotten over with in youth - like chicken pox.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 9:03:08 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Joan Rivers would sue.

What if your dreams where actualy your real life and your real life where your dreams ?

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 10:14:31 AM   
filipe

 

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if that would happen, dreams wouldn't exist anymore.

what if you had George Lucas Money?

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 10:34:59 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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It would be worthless.


What if oranges were not the only fruit ?

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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 2:43:34 PM   
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Then there would be a world wide domination of kumquats..

What if teleportation exists ?

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 2:46:46 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Who said that ? Where did she go ?




What if Adele actualy stopped being a miserable, whinny , ginga, found true love and gave us a break for a couple of years ?

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RE: What if... - 16/2/2012 10:16:56 PM   
filipe

 

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then she wouldn't be so rich...

what if Spielberg never existed?

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 5:52:06 AM   
siegfried


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Then 1941 would never have been made. YAY!!!


What if the entire cast of Eastenders were killed by a terrorist bomb?

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"Premeditated murder is one thing, but I will not have lying in this house."

Marriage is one of those things that is best gotten over with in youth - like chicken pox.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 8:43:41 AM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Then the world would be a happier place..........





What if the world was ruled by Stewie Griffin ?

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In John Le Mesurier's last words........

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 12:16:51 PM   
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Then we would be in trouble.





What if George Lucas give in and released Star Wars EP 4,5,6 in there original versions ?.

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 12:21:53 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Who'd care ?


What if Robert Pattinson admitted he was gay ?

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 1:23:40 PM   
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Lots of teenage girls would swap from team Edward to team Jacob.

What if...superheroes were real?

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 2:47:54 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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Then I'd be married to Black Widow and go by the name The Punisher.




What if England won the next Football World Cup ?

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RE: What if... - 17/2/2012 3:13:00 PM   
Magenta


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All the china pigs in the world would start to fly


What if all the oceans turned to treacle ?

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