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Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 5:12:17 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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Well it's about time we started planning our christmas single. I'm prepared to write some of the music, what we need is some lyrics, someone to sing it, someone to use music software to add drums and french horns and someone to do the drum and base remix for the b-side. Remember it should be festive and about the forum.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 5:12:59 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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We'll probably need artwork in the future as well.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 9:28:05 AM   
Funkyrae


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I'll sing it, but if it's going to sell then a generic 19 year old slim pretty thing is going to have to lipsynch.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 11:17:07 AM   
shool


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I'll doing backing vocals and dance.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 2:31:08 PM   
homersimpson_esq


Posts: 20118
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Springfield
Let's Make Christmas Mammoth

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


When I logged into Empire, the forums were dead,
Not a soul was posting, no posts in a thread.
I wandered around, lost, in every subforum,
What was the problem? Had they all left through boredom?

So I looked closer still, and in a quiet little thread,
One in Off Topic that I had barely read,
Everyone had gathered, to see such a sight,
It was Christmas joy, ready for Christmas night.

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


Rawlinson, TRM, elab all three,
No arguing over their lists (that I could see).
The mods in their green handed eggnogs all round,
The trolls, in the corner were gagged, and bound.

Sat by the fire was Gimli, (twas he)
Handing out gifts with DJ Rob C,
The atmosphere was full of Christmas celebration,
And repeating each line (big surprise) is Deviation...

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


(Repeat and fade)
Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.






Feel free to write additional verses in the same approximate style to include other forumites...


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 2:41:08 PM   
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Pfft, you could at least put some effort in, Homer...

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 2:42:05 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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From: Springfield
True, it took like 5 minutes.

Sorry. Must try harder.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 16/11/2011 6:21:41 PM   
Hood_Man


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Just thank god it's them, inseeaaaaddddd of youuuuu!!!

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 1:15:00 AM   
nutteronabus


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I have a digital drumkit, and can play THREE different beats.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 5:06:37 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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You're in

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 5:08:19 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq
Let's Make Christmas Mammoth


Right, I'll get started on this. I would have liked a verse about Felix and sway but that's just me.


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he's ruining my buestiful threat!

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horribleives

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 8:03:22 PM   
Piles


Posts: 5545
Joined: 6/8/2007
From: Whalley Range
quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Let's Make Christmas Mammoth

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


When I logged into Empire, the forums were dead,
Not a soul was posting, no posts in a thread.
I wandered around, lost, in every subforum,
What was the problem? Had they all left through boredom?

So I looked closer still, and in a quiet little thread,
One in Off Topic that I had barely read,
Everyone had gathered, to see such a sight,
It was Christmas joy, ready for Christmas night.

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


Rawlinson, TRM, elab all three,
No arguing over their lists (that I could see).
The mods in their green handed eggnogs all round,
The trolls, in the corner were gagged, and bound.

Sat by the fire was Gimli, (twas he)
Handing out gifts with DJ Rob C,
The atmosphere was full of Christmas celebration,
And repeating each line (big surprise) is Deviation...

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


(Repeat and fade)
Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.






Feel free to write additional verses in the same approximate style to include other forumites...



DJ Rob gets a mention but nothing for me, Rhubarb and Jim R? Shocking.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 8:04:52 PM   
rick_7


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I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 8:07:23 PM   
Piles


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From: Whalley Range
quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



Sounds anarchistic.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:17:33 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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From: Springfield
quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles

quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



Sounds anarchistic.



Anarchic?


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:18:36 PM   
rick_7


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: The internet
quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles

quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



Sounds anarchistic.



Anarchic?


Anachronistic?


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:19:55 PM   
homersimpson_esq


Posts: 20118
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Springfield
quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles

quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Let's Make Christmas Mammoth

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


When I logged into Empire, the forums were dead,
Not a soul was posting, no posts in a thread.
I wandered around, lost, in every subforum,
What was the problem? Had they all left through boredom?

So I looked closer still, and in a quiet little thread,
One in Off Topic that I had barely read,
Everyone had gathered, to see such a sight,
It was Christmas joy, ready for Christmas night.

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


Rawlinson, TRM, elab all three,
No arguing over their lists (that I could see).
The mods in their green handed eggnogs all round,
The trolls, in the corner were gagged, and bound.

Sat by the fire was Gimli, (twas he)
Handing out gifts with DJ Rob C,
The atmosphere was full of Christmas celebration,
And repeating each line (big surprise) is Deviation...

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


(Repeat and fade)
Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.






Feel free to write additional verses in the same approximate style to include other forumites...



DJ Rob gets a mention but nothing for me, Rhubarb and Jim R? Shocking.



It's a Christmas song. Its meant to be upbeat. I tried and failed to come up with anything upbeat to say about any of you.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:21:17 PM   
tommyjarvis


Posts: 6632
Joined: 2/11/2005
From: Caught somewhere in time

quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



If you're on the RATM theme, shouldn't it be something off Evil Empire?

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:22:00 PM   
JIm R

 

Posts: 9185
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Surrey

quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles

quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Let's Make Christmas Mammoth

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


When I logged into Empire, the forums were dead,
Not a soul was posting, no posts in a thread.
I wandered around, lost, in every subforum,
What was the problem? Had they all left through boredom?

So I looked closer still, and in a quiet little thread,
One in Off Topic that I had barely read,
Everyone had gathered, to see such a sight,
It was Christmas joy, ready for Christmas night.

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


Rawlinson, TRM, elab all three,
No arguing over their lists (that I could see).
The mods in their green handed eggnogs all round,
The trolls, in the corner were gagged, and bound.

Sat by the fire was Gimli, (twas he)
Handing out gifts with DJ Rob C,
The atmosphere was full of Christmas celebration,
And repeating each line (big surprise) is Deviation...

Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.


(Repeat and fade)
Let's make Christmas mammoth,
Let's make it go for all time,
And the 500 posts that will make it all real,
Will be filled with festive rhyme.






Feel free to write additional verses in the same approximate style to include other forumites...



DJ Rob gets a mention but nothing for me, Rhubarb and Jim R? Shocking.



It's a Christmas song. Its meant to be upbeat. I tried and failed to come up with anything upbeat to say about any of you.



Cheers Homer and Merry Christmas to you sir too

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:37:55 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



If you're on the RATM theme, shouldn't it be something off Evil Empire?

The Australian Forum?

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:45:32 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Oh, how I wish we'd have an actual Christmas song as number one this year. It's been a while (2004).

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:48:05 PM   
MonsterCat


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From: St. Albans, Hertfordshire

quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



I would definitely download this.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:49:20 PM   
rick_7


Posts: 6151
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: The internet
quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



If you're on the RATM theme, shouldn't it be something off Evil Empire?

Boom!


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 9:49:37 PM   
rick_7


Posts: 6151
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: The internet
quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



I would definitely download this.

Cool. Tell your friends.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 10:23:50 PM   
Rhubarb


Posts: 24508
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: No Direction Home

quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: rick_7

I am launching a rival single, angling for the RATM vote. It's called Another Fucking Empire Thursday and it's a thrash metal thing.



I would definitely download this.

Cool. Tell your friends.



Or better set up a Facebook group or spamming twitter feed.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 17/11/2011 11:12:28 PM   
Harry Lime


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I thought I had some great ideas but all I have typed in five minutes is "I Shot Santa (Cos I thought he was a Paedo)". I think it's probably best if I come back to it later.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 18/11/2011 5:17:06 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


Posts: 13534
Joined: 30/9/2005
quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles
DJ Rob gets a mention but nothing for me, Rhubarb and Jim R? Shocking.



You have to be well known on the forum to get a mention.


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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 18/11/2011 5:18:41 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


Posts: 13534
Joined: 30/9/2005
quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

quote:

ORIGINAL: Piles
DJ Rob gets a mention but nothing for me, Rhubarb and Jim R? Shocking.



You have to be well known on the forum to get a mention.



Although piles does rhyme with smiles and crocodiles. All I got from mortal was chortle and portal.


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he's ruining my buestiful threat!

"She must have known about all this before she let that grinning loon put his space-cock anywhere near her?"
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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 18/11/2011 8:20:44 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

I thought I had some great ideas but all I have typed in five minutes is "I Shot Santa (Cos I thought he was a Paedo)". I think it's probably best if I come back to it later.


Don't come back to it later Harry, it'll be 1000 words long, and the last verse will blame Hitler for those presents we never asked for.

Kilo - it needs to be charitable, or at least say it does, for more sales. You can pretend if you want, but dont tell anyone. Make people think 90% of the profits go to some hair-lipped Kenyans or something.
Throw in a disease or 2 as well, syphilis, that's a good one, well good in a raising money kind of way, not good if it's describing your cock.

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RE: Empire forum Chrismas single - 18/11/2011 12:53:13 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime

I thought I had some great ideas but all I have typed in five minutes is "I Shot Santa (Cos I thought he was a Paedo)". I think it's probably best if I come back to it later.


Don't come back to it later Harry, it'll be 1000 words long, and the last verse will blame Hitler for those presents we never asked for.

Kilo - it needs to be charitable, or at least say it does, for more sales. You can pretend if you want, but dont tell anyone. Make people think 90% of the profits go to some hair-lipped Kenyans or something.
Throw in a disease or 2 as well, syphilis, that's a good one, well good in a raising money kind of way, not good if it's describing your cock.

If it helps I can pretend to be the hair-lipped Kenyan. I'm generous like that

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