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Man sells cheating wife's SatNav on eBay - 25/9/2011 10:10:06 PM

Hood_Man

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Borstal posted this in the Images That Make You Lol thread, but since bidding has gone up to over �25,000 I thought I'd repost it here:

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ORIGINAL: borstal

OK, Im not sure where to put this so mods if you know a better home...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D%2B180726587776%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

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You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700

This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...

The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from TomTom, with an internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.

I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over �400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...

The rest is in the link above.

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RE: Man sells cheating wife's SatNav on eBay - 25/9/2011 10:20:42 PM

Hood_Man

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...Now it's over �3 million

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As funny as this is, the poor guy was genuinely trying to sell this

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RE: Man sells cheating wife's SatNav on eBay - 25/9/2011 11:32:24 PM

homersimpson_esq

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�10m now, and the guy's put a huge rant on there too.

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RE: Man sells cheating wife's SatNav on eBay - 26/9/2011 12:32:18 AM

Spaldron

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That is brilliant imo. Although its seems ebay have cottoned on to it and its down to �720

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