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- 22/2/2013 11:15:09 AM   


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I mean I know I probably don't fall into this films target demographic, but it really makes me wonder what kind of a person actually enjoys watching this kind of thing.
Yeah I'm sure it's all artistic and shit but that doesn't make it good. If you want to debate how important or how much artistic merit something has go look at a pile of bricks or an unmade bed or something. Films are supposed to be entertaining. The filmmaker must really love the smell of his own farts to have released this.
It really made me angry and want to beat people up who are smaller than me or different in some way.
Why the fuck did Empire give it such a good review.

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RE: I'm fairly certain thats not a film. - 24/2/2013 9:40:22 PM   
chris kilby


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I honestly don't know where to begin. I don't think you can really call this a film. It's like 10 hours long and there's basically no dialogue or plot. It starts with Shaun Penn looking bored and saying nothing, then there's about 2 hours of Brad Pitt looking angry and saying nothing before a really long montage of a chic floating around a tree (literally floating) saying nothing. At this point I fell asleep then woke up about 3 hours later and the film had changed into a bunch of shots of a rubbish dinosaur cutting about a forest. This went on for fucking ages then the dinosaur just dies for no reason. It then cuts back to Shaun Penn still looking bored and moping around on a beach. I think he has one line in the whole film when he sees Brad Pitt on the beach and just says something like "it turns out it was all a dream" or some shit like that (i wasn't really listening to be honest). Finally it's just a shot of the moon and a chic keeps saying "it was the pony" over and over and then it finally ends.
It was quite possibly the most pretentious thing I've ever seen. But I will give it one star because I like dinosaurs.

This is pure genius. Are you Barry Shitpeas, by any chance?

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