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ORIGINAL: RLTShirley

I honestly don't know where to begin. I don't think you can really call this a film. It's like 10 hours long and there's basically no dialogue or plot. It starts with Shaun Penn looking bored and saying nothing, then there's about 2 hours of Brad Pitt looking angry and saying nothing before a really long montage of a chic floating around a tree (literally floating) saying nothing. At this point I fell asleep then woke up about 3 hours later and the film had changed into a bunch of shots of a rubbish dinosaur cutting about a forest. This went on for fucking ages then the dinosaur just dies for no reason. It then cuts back to Shaun Penn still looking bored and moping around on a beach. I think he has one line in the whole film when he sees Brad Pitt on the beach and just says something like "it turns out it was all a dream" or some shit like that (i wasn't really listening to be honest). Finally it's just a shot of the moon and a chic keeps saying "it was the pony" over and over and then it finally ends.
It was quite possibly the most pretentious thing I've ever seen. But I will give it one star because I like dinosaurs.