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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/1/2007 8:00:15 AM   
unhingedmoviepigeon


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Eli Roth swears every 3.6 seconds



Is this possible?  Imagine the work that would go into it!

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 10/1/2007 1:06:24 PM   
Biggus


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On Mondays, Francis Ford Coppola communicates in semaphore only.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 10/1/2007 5:41:41 PM   
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The Man attempting to sell "Death Sticks" to Obi wan in S.W: Episode II went home rethought his life and decided to become a design consultant he got a job working on a new secret project and was given the task of giving it a name looking at the designs he thoght it was big and round like a star then in tribute to his rehab from a criminal way of life selling "death sticks" called it the "Death Star" in hope that it would be a positive influence on the galaxy...  

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 17/1/2007 7:17:50 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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If you watch The Matrix: Reloaded with 3D-glasses on, you can see secret hidden scenes within the main movie. These scenes show the Wachowskis rolling naked in big piles of money, laughing and chanting, "You poor, stupid suckers".
Fact.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 3:13:07 PM   
Maria Noir


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Tommy Lee Jones is actually Josh Hartnett from the future. He went back to the past in order to make another film with Harrison Ford, as he felt that Hollywood Homicides was "a wasted opportunity". He decided to stick around after he won his Oscar.  Present day Josh Hartnett is not aware of this.

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"And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."

"- Are we going to let politics get in the way of our friendship?
- Friendship? You told people I lured children into my Gingerbread House!
- Haha. Yeah. That was just a lie."

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 3:31:12 PM   
kaner316


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It's a common misconception that the Terminator was trying to kill Sarah Connor. He actually wanted to give her the news that she had won the pools.

Every second chain around Mr T's neck is made of chocolate.

Velociraptors cannot hear the sound of one hand clapping.

Unbeknownst to him, Jake Busey will be chief of the Unga Lunga tribe of South West Borneo. It is believed that he will inherit this position from his father, who won them after a game of subbuteo with Richard Donner.


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 6:32:36 PM   
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It is a contract stipulation that, every full Moon, Samuel L Jackson must have a goat sacrificed in his honour by the studio.  The last time this didn't happen, the 51st State was born.

Quentin Tarantino sold his soul to Satan in exchange for a protege.  After meeting Eli Roth, he demanded a refund.  Tarantino managed to retrieve his soul, but Satan cursed him with Roth, to remind him not to be so foolish.

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Richard Gere are spawned from the same type of Cardboard.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 8:16:50 PM   
bobatim


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when filming war of the worlds Tom Cruise had to stand on a box to appear taller than dakota fanning, Dakota Fanning was standing in a trench at the time as she is actually 30ft tall, she also had an uncredited role as one of the tripods!

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 8:21:41 PM   
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Sarah Jessica Parker is made out of Lego.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 18/1/2007 8:35:25 PM   
Jokezilla


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Turns out that movies don't exist. You just imagined them. Sorry.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 19/1/2007 1:01:00 AM   
groucho


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From: A world of my own fevered imaginings
Ryan Renolds is forbidden from having sex anywhere near the San Andreas fault as his jackhammer thrusting could cause a major earthquake.

Jar Jar Binks is the reault of a computer hacker in the pay of James Cameron.

At the hight of her fame Marilyn Monroe's Left breast weighed the same as Shirley Temple's head.


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 19/1/2007 11:06:12 AM   
Biggus


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James Caan auditioned for the title role in the live-action version of Spongebob Squarepants. The film was subsequently named Spongebob Squareshoulders after the success of Caan's audition.

Karl Malden and Gerard Depardieu regularly host editions of 'When Rhinoplasty Goes Wrong' on a Taiwanese radio network.

The girl in Biggus's office was so fine, he was too distracted to finish his...

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 2:40:37 PM   
Biggus


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Alejandro Gonzales Innaritu has never managed a Samoan bulldozer.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 2:46:25 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maria Noir

Tommy Lee Jones is actually Josh Hartnett from the future. He went back to the past in order to make another film with Harrison Ford, as he felt that Hollywood Homicides was "a wasted opportunity". He decided to stick around after he won his Oscar.  Present day Josh Hartnett is not aware of this.





Denziel Washington is formed entirely out of sunlight. He has to wear prosthetic skin 24-hours a day to hide the glory of his true self from mortal eyes. If we were to look upon him in his true form, we would be blinded and go mad.
 
Only Mel Gibson can look upon him and live.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 2:56:58 PM   
Biggus


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Danny DeVito always washes his toes in lavender oil before a shoot. The naturally alluring aroma causes co-stars to stoop slightly during filming and subsequently appear of a similar height to DeVito. The only time this backfired was when DeVito was starring along side Herve Villechaize during a remake of Gilda when Villechaize disappeared from view completely and was accidentally trodden on by DeVito. A suitably enraged Villechaize then proceeded to jump up and headbutt DeVito in the shins.

< Message edited by Biggus -- 2/3/2007 2:58:00 PM >


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 3:16:45 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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Sometimes, in the dead of night, Helen Mirren likes to eat raw kittens and laugh.
 
She saved all their little fur coats, and now uses them to polish her shiny new Oscar.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 3:44:41 PM   
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The Emerald City in 'The Wizard of Oz' is based on the town of Rotherham
Certain scenes in 'Jaws 3-D' were shot just off the coast of Grimsby
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes offered Russ Abbott £20,000 to perform at their wedding reception, but he turned it down as he was already scheduled to play at a small pub in his hometown of Chester
All of The 'Nightmare Before Christmas', even the scenes set in Halloween Town and 'the real world', was actually filmed in Christmas Town for tax reasons.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 6:23:40 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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Bruce Willis based his perfomance in the Last Boy Scout on Alec Guiness in Kind Hearts and Coronets.

Vin Diesel is not real, its really David Spade in disguise.

If you play Letters From Iwo Jima backwards it repeats "War is cool kids, join the marines" over and over

Orland Bloom was created when the creature from The Host took a massive shit.



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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 6:33:15 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled


If you play Letters From Iwo Jima backwards it repeats "War is cool kids, join the marines" over and over



"Join the Navy, Join the Navy"

"Otto, wait, you're being brainwashed!"
"Yeah, probably!"


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 6:35:33 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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quote:

 "Join the Navy, Join the Navy"

"Otto, wait, you're being brainwashed!"
"Yeah, probably!" 




Super-Liminal !

btw love the av !

His Jigglying is like a lava lamp

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 2/3/2007 6:55:28 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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Cheers!
*resisting temptation to break into Simpsons quote-a-thon*


My Simpsons thread: http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=739461
 

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/3/2007 4:01:18 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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Nicole Kidman is actually a robot hell bent on destoying the planet she alsos uses the tears of small children as fuel.

Matt Damon wasn't the first choice for Bourne. The first choice was actually Rupert Everett, Doug Liman wanted him to play it "super camp" however he turned it down as he thought he was being Typecast after My Best Friends Wedding. 

Superman suffers from acute erection problems--he didnt leave for years to take a spin around his home planet he was actually undergoing some *serious* amount of surgery but when that failed he returned.

Rob Schneider is set to star in "An Inconvenient truth 2"......its about the eradication of good quality porn, as a complete wanker it was felt he was the ideal spokesman.......

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/3/2007 4:20:09 PM   
Cuchulainn


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Stanley Kubrick faced the 'death sentence' on '12 systems' for 'dropping the hand' on the 'star-child'-allegedly...

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 5/3/2007 9:15:46 PM   
Maria Noir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled

Rob Schneider is set to star in "An Inconvenient truth 2"......its about the eradication of good quality porn, as a complete wanker it was felt he was the ideal spokesman.......


 

Paddy Considine agreed to do Hot Fuzz in exchange for a pair of leather pants and two Bon Jovi tickets.

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The Empire Script Challenge: Month 19 - Look Through The Looking Glass

"And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."

"- Are we going to let politics get in the way of our friendship?
- Friendship? You told people I lured children into my Gingerbread House!
- Haha. Yeah. That was just a lie."

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 3:53:59 PM   
Biggus


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Fred Ward once chinned a newt.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 4:13:09 PM   
BigKovacs


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< Message edited by BigKovacs -- 8/3/2007 4:14:31 PM >


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 4:24:17 PM   
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The only specifcally made Prop used in Titanic was Bill Zane's Nose, everything else was reclaimed from a Brixton scrap metal yard.

Jeff Goldblum has to eat a live Goldfish a day, otherwise he painfully turns into a pillar of salt at midnight.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 4:34:51 PM   
BigKovacs


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Lance Henriksen was born at the age of 50 and is actually incapable of aging.

During his vacations, Gary Busey likes to cut his arms with glass and swim with sharks off the coast off Australia becouse he thinks it's funny.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 5:18:04 PM   
kaner316


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Contrary to popular belief, "How To Make An American Quilt" was conceived as a prequel to Schwarzeneggers Raw Deal. It was butchered in the rewrite phase.

The WS in the name Paul WS Anderson actually stands for Whiney Scrote.

Bruce Campbell is a major shareholder and recipe contributor to Cambell's Soups. Although his latest creation, cream of brussel sprout, was mysteriously shelved.

"The Running Man" is the national sport of Andorra.






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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 8/3/2007 5:59:03 PM   
Beno


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Anchorman was originally about a man that made anchors it was to star Tim Robbins
but his older sister Susan Sarandon put him off and he did Mission to Mars instead
wrongly thinking it was a movie about a trip to a chocolate factory that was incidentally made much later by Johnny Depp and a bunch of Pirates that only took part because the planned sequel to Master and Commander got shelved because they had lost out on a deal for a shipload of anchors all because of Tim Robbins older sister .


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