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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 1/10/2006 3:58:02 PM   
monkeyinmyhead


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 Willy wonka? Johnny Wanker. True story apparently 

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 1/10/2006 3:59:57 PM   
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johnny depp is actually bobby ball,minus the tach,rock on ya bugger

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 1/10/2006 4:17:33 PM   
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Colin Farrell can't blink.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/10/2006 9:50:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

Johnny Depp bribed Tim Burton $7.36 to play Edward Scissorhands

Eli Roth swears every 3.6 seconds

E.T is based on Queen Victoria's life story.

Darth Vader thought the idea of building another Death Star was a bit rubbish after "what happened last time"

Sean Bean plays so many bad guys so that people think he's not a nice guy and won't ask for his autograph

Jar Jar Binks had to hire a bodyguard to stop Ewan McGregor twatting him

Liam Neeson claimed that Batman Begins was "more moving than Les Miserables"


This is my favourite!

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/10/2006 10:04:21 PM   
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Animal rights protesters blocked the entrance to selected screenings of Alien Russerction due to gratuitous instances of animal cruelty within the film.

Tom Cruise eats a specially made toothpaste bar for breakfast to keep that set of teeth as blindingly white as possible.

Samuel L Jackson is reportedly opposed to saying motherfucker outside the world of cinema.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/10/2006 10:35:02 PM   
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Actor David Jason was first choice to play 'Hellboy'.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/10/2006 11:07:28 PM   
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 Vin Diesel is an anagram of 'I end lives'. True story.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 3/10/2006 11:08:47 PM   
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peter jackson is allergic to green

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:09:58 PM   
Biggus


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 Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon are actually brothers.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:24:52 PM   
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 John Hughes was forced to reshoot the ending to Pretty in Pink after the original "Molly goes postal with a shotgun" ending recieved a poor response with test audiences......


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:25:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Biggus

Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon are actually brothers.



WHATTTT??!! You mean there men???


Little Man and White Chicks are movies made to degenarate the human IQ and turn humanity into retards. The Wayans have made a pact with an alien race, so that the Alien invasion of the Earth can be easier with a stupid human race controlling the Earth. The aliens will reward the Wayans with a good beating.

The Host is a true story.

I AM THE ONE.



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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:34:55 PM   
Biggus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Biggus

Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon are actually brothers.



WHATTTT??!! You mean there men???




Yep. Given away by Julia's armpit hair and Reese's lantern jaw.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:37:23 PM   
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 Elijah Wood is actually 150 years old. He regularly cocoons himself in a nest of his own spit and hibernates for 16 years at a time to rejuvinate his eternally boyish face.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 3:44:05 PM   
Biggus


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ORIGINAL: Shaunette_ofthe_Dead

Elijah Wood is actually 150 years old. He regularly cocoons himself in a nest of his own spit and hibernates for 16 years at a time to rejuvinate his eternally boyish face.


How does he achieve those blue eyes?

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 4:03:40 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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ORIGINAL: Biggus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Shaunette_ofthe_Dead

Elijah Wood is actually 150 years old. He regularly cocoons himself in a nest of his own spit and hibernates for 16 years at a time to rejuvinate his eternally boyish face.


How does he achieve those blue eyes?


I'm glad you asked.
He extracts the souls of unsullied choir boys, carefully distills them in angel's tears for thirty-three days, then applies the mixture to each eye before his hibernation-cycle. By the time he awakes, their super-human blueness is restored.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 13/12/2006 4:07:57 PM   
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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:51:09 AM   
Biggus


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 Whereas I am strangely aroused...

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 7:33:30 PM   
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Bruce Willis is dead.
The Deer Hunter is the official sequel to Bambi.
Jamie Foxx's career went after 2003, so he became a cab driver and the rest is history!

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 7:51:30 PM   
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 Jessica Tandy actually met her death stagediving at a Stormtroopers Of Death concert.



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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 8:34:50 PM   
lbiu


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 Ian Mckellen is actually black, but wears contacts to mask his ethnicity.

WB started production on a movie about a gymp who travelled far and wide preaching his story to millions, he used Marvin Gaye's famous "sexual healing" to intice crowds but pissed off some religious types and was crucified for doing this....the movie never went ahead as WB thought it was too risky, so it was latter adapted into 'Passion of The Christ'

1 + 1 = Bob Hoskins

1/1 = Tom Cruise

1-1 = Keanu Reeves

A peaceful tribe in New Guinea were given the chance to view a movie from Walt Disney pictures by some kindly missionaries, the tribe saw the magnificent new disney ident which features a beautiful castle with firewroks, clear blue ocean, fairies and a wonderous rainbow.....they fell to their knees and prayed to be taken to this place. The missionairies left them at peace and returned after the movie was over. The tribe were still on their knees crying, begging and screaming for help...the missionaries were saddned by the sight and never again showed 'The Santa Clause 3'




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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 10:52:53 PM   
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swept away won an oscar
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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:07:13 PM   
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Tim Burton gets Danny Elfman to score his life for him. Elfman's theme 'Burton masurbates' is the best piece of music he's ever composed.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:14:58 PM   
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 1. Robert Blake & O.J. Simpson hang out and play bridge on a regular basis.
2. George Lucas thinks Michael Jackson´s Neverland is "pretty cool".
3. George Bush´s favorite book is the TV Guide. (Not really movie related, but still a fact.)
4. Paul W.S. Anderson directed AvP while suffering from temporary blindness.
5. Donnie Darko is overrated.
6. Russell Crowe was recently overheard screaming "you want a fucking phone in the face too?!" to an assistant.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:22:09 PM   
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 Richard E. Grant won his Oscar for his protrayal of Jim Lowenstien in American Pie: The Wedding.

Jake Gyllenhall is made entirely out of Trill.

When not acting or making condements out of his own tears, Paul Newman makes christmas trees for the homeless.

Due to a freak yachting accident in 1746, Jack Nicholson lost the ability to smile.

( I'm quite miffed that some one already used the allergic to green and Ian Mckellen!)

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:29:32 PM   
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 Danny DeVito is one of the original black and white minstrels

Martin Scorseses favourite movie of all time is Grease 2

The last 30 minutes of A.I is the most moving piece of film ever made

The angels tears that Elijah Wood uses to distill his eyes during hibernation are collected over the course of 137 days by Jennifer Aniston and Steven Seagal. They work in shifts, each sleeping for 6 hours at a time, and store the tears in a basket woven from Robin Williams discarded forearm hair.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 14/12/2006 11:58:53 PM  1 votes
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Actor David Jason was first choice to play 'Hellboy'.


He's right you know, here's the proof.........................



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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 15/12/2006 8:58:15 AM   
Biggus


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ORIGINAL: EVILSPEAK

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ORIGINAL: pablohoolio

Actor David Jason was first choice to play 'Hellboy'.


He's right you klnow, here's the proof.........................






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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 15/12/2006 1:52:28 PM   
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 Quetin Tarantino and Eli Roth were once the same person, however the sheer massiveness of their ego caused them to split into two ever-so-slightly smaller ego-ed beings.
 
Vinnie Jones is in fact the finest comedy actor of the 21st century, however his timing in X3 was ever so slightly off, causing an acting disaster of catastrophic proportions.
 
Arnold Schwartzeneger is actually comprised of 2 Danny Devitos standing on each others shoulders.

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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 15/12/2006 2:18:19 PM   
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 Micheal Bay is the only man to walk on the moon with flip flops


Eli roth is the president of inter-species-erotica.com

Hugh Grant is actually chinese

Rambo is based on a crazy duck named jeff who use to be a international spy for Iran.

Dawn of the dead is the most expensive film ever made but they lost that copy and had to make it again.

Titanic was filmed in james camerons pond in his back garden.

Julia roberts turned down the part of robbin hood because she is scared of trees


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RE: Here are some movie "facts" that I've mad... - 15/12/2006 2:30:39 PM   
Biggus


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 Nicolas Cage once sold A3 paper from the back of a milk float in the grounds of the Taj Mahal.

Meg Ryan founded the budget airline Ryanair hence the unique 'pouting' design of the nosecone.

George Lucas was once mistaken for fishing supremo John Wilson by an avid follower of the East Anglian angler and was forced to utter the phrase "What a clonker!" by the enamoured fan.

Ray Winstone's performance in Scum was hugely influenced by Julie Andrews turn as Maria in The Sound of Music.

Michael Bay has a Quality Control Consultant with him at all times to ensure none creeps into his work.

Steve Guttenberg fell in love with Bobcat Goldthwaite during the filming of Police Academy 3 and recorded 57 original folk compositions in order to express his feelings. The recordings unfortunately perished when Guttenberg's Oklahoma home was blown away in a tornado.

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