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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 8:30:58 AM   
sanchia


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Dear Daz,

Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 8:32:17 AM   
DazDaMan


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Probably.

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ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 11:09:30 AM   
Snake-Eyes


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Hello Daz! How are you Bro?
 
Snake-Eyes personally doesn't give a flying f**k about that upcoming 'WilyKat'* Wedding - What are your views about said occasion?
 
*I think I just invented that... But then who gives a s**t.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 11:44:20 AM   
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Hey dude, I'm not too bad considering. How 'bout yourself?

As for the upcoming nuptuals of the Royal fuckwits? Man, I was sick and tired of hearing about it as soon as they announced it.

Give it five years, and she'll be humping James Hewitt. Or maybe Harry.

Either way, I don't give a damn!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 11:48:16 AM   
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quote:

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Hey dude, I'm not too bad considering. How 'bout yourself?

As for the upcoming nuptuals of the Royal fuckwits? Man, I was sick and tired of hearing about it as soon as they announced it.

Give it five years, and she'll be humping James Hewitt. Or maybe Harry.

Either way, I don't give a damn!




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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 12:49:06 PM   
Ell


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Alright Daz. Hope all is good your neck of the woods and that your bank holiday is going well.

It''s a brilliant day. I'm not having to work, the weather's top notch, and I have Daft Punk's Alive 2007 playing. My windows in my home are wide open to ventilate the place. I'm relaxing, only to be disturbed by a waft blasting through my windows consitently that can only be the scent of the magic dragon being puffed.

What should I do?


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 1:03:46 PM   
DazDaMan


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Depends on your stance on drug usage.

You could:

A) Close the offending window and hope that the prevailing winds do not suddenly change.
B) Ask your neighbours if they wouldn't mind stopping, as the smell is getting into your home.
C) Ask your neighbours if they wouldn't mind you joining in.
D) Call the fuzz.

Take your pick. I'm all for people doing what they want, but if you live next door to me, and your idea of relaxation includes playing shit music very loudly at 1am, or making your house a drug den next door to mine, then I'm gonna get pissed off with you very quickly...

Hope this helps.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 1:09:32 PM   
Ell


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

I'm all for people doing what they want, but if you live next door to me, and your idea of relaxation includes playing shit music very loudly at 1am, or making your house a drug den next door to mine, then I'm gonna get pissed off with you very quickly...





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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 3:48:46 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:


ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

I'm all for people doing what they want, but if you live next door to me, and your idea of relaxation includes playing shit music very loudly at 1am, or making your house a drug den next door to mine, then I'm gonna get pissed off with you very quickly...


Dear Daz,

Can I live next door to you?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 3:53:46 PM   
DazDaMan


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Feel free. You'll have to evict the current lot of assholes who live there, first...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 3:58:28 PM   
vad3r


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I want to paint your horse.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:03:38 PM   
DazDaMan


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As in watercolours or oils? Feel free.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:05:26 PM   
vad3r


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As in tears.

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ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:07:05 PM   
DazDaMan


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Hmm, I'm not quite digging that...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:09:04 PM   
vad3r


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Why not, she won't even change colour.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:11:43 PM   
DazDaMan


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Well, you feel free. Whatever floats your boat, and all that...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:13:38 PM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

I need to poo, what should I do?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:19:29 PM   
DazDaMan


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In my own personal experience, it's always best to go drop the kids off at the pool before an accident occurs.

Better safe than stinking of shit...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:22:26 PM   
ChickMagnet

 

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Dear Daz,

Why does it burn when I pee?

Lots of Love,

ChickMagnet

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:24:18 PM   
DazDaMan


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Well, the fact that your name is "ChickMagnet" seems to suggest one reason...

Get that shit checked out, yo. But not by me. Thanks.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:28:23 PM   
vad3r


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Can I share your money.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:30:10 PM   
DazDaMan


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When I have won the EuroMillions, or made an absolute fuckload of cash from my writing, then I'll take folks out for a pint or three. How does that sound?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:34:57 PM   
vad3r


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I'll take any promises I can get.


Have you considered writing for Gordon Ramsay?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 4:36:29 PM   
DazDaMan


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Ha! Gordon Ramsay doesn't hold a candle to me when I'm in the midst of a full-on rant...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:06:11 PM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

Iv'e had a poo, now what do I do?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:07:46 PM   
DazDaMan


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Did you wipe? If not, that's next...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:10:37 PM   
swordsandsandals


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Dear Daz,

Who was your favourite of the people at the Edinburgh Meet Up?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:12:05 PM   
DazDaMan


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Oh, that's harsh, man! They were all pretty awesome!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:14:30 PM   
swordsandsandals


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Oh, that's harsh, man! They were all pretty awesome!


This does not answer my question.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 5:14:36 PM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

Its a nice day so should I go out and get some fresh air and sunshine or should I stay in and do fuck all?

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