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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:06:31 PM   
Spaldron


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ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?


I dunno, but I was thinking yesterday (or maybe today) that it would be good to have another one sometime. The first was epic. Much drunkenness was had.


Oooh excitement. Who turned up the first time?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:07:24 PM   
DazDaMan


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ORIGINAL: vad3r

Dear Daz,

I'm going to steal one of your horses.


You'll have a hard job. I only have one, and he doesn't live nearby. And, unless you have a FUCKload of mints on you, he won't follow you out...

< Message edited by DazDaMan -- 24/4/2011 10:08:20 PM >


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:08:48 PM   
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Can you name him vad3r as a tribute to me?

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Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:10:00 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?


I dunno, but I was thinking yesterday (or maybe today) that it would be good to have another one sometime. The first was epic. Much drunkenness was had.


Oooh excitement. Who turned up the first time?


rgirvan44, tommyjarvis, Acho, steffols, swordsandsandals, Amelie_Scotland... I can't remember who else!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:12:36 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Can you name him vad3r as a tribute to me?


Not sure he's gonna answer to that. "Oi!" sometimes works, though!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:13:15 PM   
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Do you think I can take Snake-Eyes in a fight?

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To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:13:55 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Can I have a ride on your horse?

Yours sincerely,

Hood_Man

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:14:30 PM   
DazDaMan


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ORIGINAL: vad3r

Do you think I can take Snake-Eyes in a fight?


Dunno. Snake's a ninja. Not even I am that awesome/crazy enough to try...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:15:26 PM   
DazDaMan


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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Dear Daz,

Can I have a ride on your horse?

Yours sincerely,

Hood_Man


I don't see why not. So long as there's a hat that will fit you. You ever ridden before?


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:16:08 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Why does Snake-Eyes wear shades indoors?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:18:31 PM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

Is God?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:19:53 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Dear Daz,

Why does Snake-Eyes wear shades indoors?


'Cos he's Snake-Eyes.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:20:11 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

Is God?


Yes, I am.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:21:38 PM   
vad3r


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Dear Daz,

What is your opinion of vad3r?

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ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:22:08 PM   
Ell


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Hello Daz,

Will you let Spaldron know that he should never mistake me for a terrible filmmaker again?

ElL


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:23:21 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Dear Daz,

What is your opinion of vad3r?


He seems OK, thus far...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:24:03 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ell

Hello Daz,

Will you let Spaldron know that he should never mistake me for a terrible filmmaker again?

ElL



Oh, I'm fairly certain that a nicely-worded PM to him will do the trick. From you, of course. I'm busy just now.


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:28:10 PM   
vad3r


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Dear Daz,

What method are you going to use once your horse stops winning races and you have to put it to sleep?

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:31:17 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Dear Daz,

What method are you going to use once your horse stops winning races and you have to put it to sleep?


Bracken's a Clydesdale - he only races when he smells mints. But hopefully he'll pass away quietly in his sleep at a ripe old age (he's just turned 12 - and horses can love a nother decade or two!). If not, if he's suffering, it'll be a swift injection in the neck from the vet.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:37:58 PM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

Whose Eli?

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:39:19 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

Whose Eli?


Was he not the bad guy in The Magnificent Seven?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:27:14 PM   
swordsandsandals


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?


I dunno, but I was thinking yesterday (or maybe today) that it would be good to have another one sometime. The first was epic. Much drunkenness was had.


Oooh excitement. Who turned up the first time?


rgirvan44, tommyjarvis, Acho, steffols, swordsandsandals, Amelie_Scotland... I can't remember who else!


Moontheloon was there as well, but I think that's it.
Girv was talking about another meet up in summer.

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Swords smells like bum.



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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:33:36 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: swordsandsandals


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?


I dunno, but I was thinking yesterday (or maybe today) that it would be good to have another one sometime. The first was epic. Much drunkenness was had.


Oooh excitement. Who turned up the first time?


rgirvan44, tommyjarvis, Acho, steffols, swordsandsandals, Amelie_Scotland... I can't remember who else!


Moontheloon was there as well, but I think that's it.
Girv was talking about another meet up in summer.


Ahh, I knew I was missing out one other person! A summer meet up would be a good laugh, though.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:46:15 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Dear Daz,

Can I have a ride on your horse?

Yours sincerely,

Hood_Man


I don't see why not. So long as there's a hat that will fit you. You ever ridden before?


Once, and the massive bugger that he was threw me off I have a slight fear of horses, which probably isn't helped by my enormous fear of heights.

Dear Daz,

Why Is God?

Hood

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:49:01 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Dear Daz,

Can I have a ride on your horse?

Yours sincerely,

Hood_Man


I don't see why not. So long as there's a hat that will fit you. You ever ridden before?


Once, and the massive bugger that he was threw me off I have a slight fear of horses, which probably isn't helped by my enormous fear of heights.

Dear Daz,

Why Is God?

Hood


Ah, see, Bracken wouldn't do that. We threw a little ten-year-old girl up on his back the other day, and he stood perfectly still despite the fact that she was shitting herself.

Why is God.... stealing your underwear? No idea. He must like the smell...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:49:57 PM   
vad3r


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Dear Daz,

Bracken. Would you?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:51:11 PM   
DazDaMan


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No, he wouldn't.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 11:53:05 PM   
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Good to know he has standards then.


(joking obviously).

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Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 12:29:00 AM   
Spaldron


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Dear Daz,

Wie groß ist Ihr Penis und werden Sie es auf der Kamera zeigen?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 25/4/2011 8:14:26 AM   
DazDaMan


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Es ist groß genug, um Ihr Auge und Schädel-fuck you nehmen.

Oh yeah

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