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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:10:15 PM   
gazpop


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Dear Daz, do you advocate the use of alcohol to alleviate the use of alcohol?
yours hangoverly
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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:13:02 PM   
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At the moment, I'm trying to cut down my intake of alcohol (or at least certain types) as I can't remember shit about Saturday night/Sunday morning, except for waking up kneeling on the floor, slumped on the sofa in the living room.

True story.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:15:18 PM   
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Ouch...at least I won money at pool!

Next Q: if you were on a desert island with only one type of alcohol, what would it be?


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:17:37 PM   
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It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:19:14 PM   
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Fosters! Arggghhhhhhhhhhhh! We can never be friends, no matter your reason for saying it, argggggghhhhhh.

Which lady would you bring with you on this island of piss-water?


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:20:26 PM   
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It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!


God, really? That piss? Monteiths or bust, bro.

(I'm really not that picky, as long as it was a high-quality lager I'd be sweet)

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:25:59 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gazpop

Fosters! Arggghhhhhhhhhhhh! We can never be friends, no matter your reason for saying it, argggggghhhhhh.

Which lady would you bring with you on this island of piss-water?



Real or fantasy lady?

Real - it'd be my mate Karyn. 1) She likes beer, 2) she's a good laugh, and 3) she looks pretty good in a bikini.

Fantasy? Well, it's got to be Salma Hayek. Shit yeah, on a deserted island, nobody can hear you scream...!

< Message edited by DazDaMan -- 15/2/2012 11:39:08 PM >


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:26:56 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!


God, really? That piss? Monteiths or bust, bro.

(I'm really not that picky, as long as it was a high-quality lager I'd be sweet)


I'll be honest, I have never heard of Monteith's.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:36:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!


God, really? That piss? Monteiths or bust, bro.

(I'm really not that picky, as long as it was a high-quality lager I'd be sweet)


I'll be honest, I have never heard of Monteith's.


It's a Nyuu Zillund beer, innit. Well good.

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ORIGINAL: Rinc
She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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quote:

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Stop being mean to Deviation

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:37:14 PM   
gazpop


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Dear Daz,
If I cone to pennychook, can I meet Karyn?
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ps-I am a gent and will not try anything oh no siree bob


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:46:57 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!


God, really? That piss? Monteiths or bust, bro.

(I'm really not that picky, as long as it was a high-quality lager I'd be sweet)


I'll be honest, I have never heard of Monteith's.


It's a Nyuu Zillund beer, innit. Well good.


Ah I see. Available in the UK?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:47:52 PM   
DazDaMan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gazpop

Dear Daz,
If I cone to pennychook, can I meet Karyn?
gp
ps-I am a gent and will not try anything oh no siree bob



Ah, sadly she doesn't live here! She lives a good 30-odd miles north!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 12:49:22 PM   
gazpop


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can steal car, will travel
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about the car


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Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper.'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it-might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 10:10:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DazDaMan


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ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

It'd be Fosters. Just so I could sit on the beach like the blokes in the advert, only without the distraction of someone ringing me up asking about whether or not to have their back shaved...!


God, really? That piss? Monteiths or bust, bro.

(I'm really not that picky, as long as it was a high-quality lager I'd be sweet)


I'll be honest, I have never heard of Monteith's.


It's a Nyuu Zillund beer, innit. Well good.


Ah I see. Available in the UK?


http://www.monteiths.com/stocklist.php

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 10:41:35 PM   
DazDaMan


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Might look into that. Ta.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:31:55 PM   
DazDaMan


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Nobody on the forum knows who she is or where she lives, apart from me.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:39:53 PM   
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PM daz

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:39:59 PM   
DazDaMan


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She doesn't live near me, as it happens.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:49:20 PM   
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I see you edited your post, so I deleted mine.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:50:39 PM   
DazDaMan


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Your inbox is full, by the way.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/2/2012 11:54:12 PM   
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There's space now.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 19/2/2012 10:38:14 AM   
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I haven't recieved the PM yet. I guess you decided not to resend it,

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 19/2/2012 11:07:36 AM   
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I guess not

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 19/2/2012 11:08:11 AM   
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Daz! Which of these classic 80's Movies Cars is the coolest...?







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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 19/2/2012 4:03:18 PM   
DazDaMan


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Aww man! I dunno, they were all such big iconic cars of the time!

If I had to boil it down to which one would be the most awesome, it'd be the Batmobile. Oh sure, the DeLorean could go back in time (and fly), but look at the problems it caused. Ecto-1 was just a taxi for the Ghostbuster's gadgets, it was never really "a character" like the other two were.

The Batmobile, well.... it's the fucking BATMOBILE!!!


In other news - sorry Paul, I forgot all about sending the PM.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 21/2/2012 1:17:53 PM   
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Hey Daz,

Bit of a soul searcher for you here:

If you had to either punch a cat to death or set fire to a horse or they were both fed legs first into a wood chipper, which would you do and why?

In other words, which do you prefer? Cats or horses?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 21/2/2012 2:05:04 PM   
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I'll just ignore the first half of that question....!!!

It's got to be cats. I've never been injured (save for scratches and bites) by a cat my whole life, yet within my first year of horse-riding I:

a) was bitten on the chest by a pony;
b) had my right foot crushed;
c) got thrown off at speed.

Cats are easier to get along with. But horses will be your best friend if you try hard enough.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 21/2/2012 2:08:02 PM   
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I'll just ignore the first half of that question....!!!

It's got to be cats. I've never been injured (save for scratches and bites) by a cat my whole life, yet within my first year of horse-riding I:

a) was bitten on the chest by a pony;
b) had my right foot crushed;
c) got thrown off at speed.

Cats are easier to get along with. But horses will be your best friend if you try hard enough.


It shouldn't be that to be a best friend

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 13/8/2012 9:50:57 PM   
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I was out for a walk earlier and I passed a field with horses in them. Even though it was boiling hot they were all wearing grey jackets

Just wondering if you use the same, I assume they're supposed to keep them cool by reflecting heat or something.

I could Google this... I just thought it would be nicer to ask in here

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 13/8/2012 10:08:55 PM   
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Dear Daz

Where have you been for the last month, and do you want a fucking medal for being away that long?

Yours,

Confused from Stoke On Trent.

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