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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 15/1/2012 10:26:39 PM

DazDaMan

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It'd be the music collection. I'd drop them like bombs on the city below...!

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ASK DAZ!! - 27/1/2012 9:03:25 AM

Snake-Eyes

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hey bro -

I just got bought a wicked G N' R T-shirt. Another one for the collection!

What is the coolest T-shirt you own...?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 27/1/2012 2:48:00 PM

DazDaMan

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Hmm.... Good question.

I have a few favourites. I'm wearing one of them today - it's a black Budweiser T-shirt with three of their famous Clydesdales across the front.

Another horsey-themed one is a dark blue one with two Clydesdales in the snow, with the head of another making up the background. It looks better than it sounds!
(Weird thing is, my mum got me a picture of two Clydesdales in Turkey, made out of leather, and it's the exact same picture as on the T-shirt!)

Then there's my "Johnny" Johnson Spitfire T-shirt, which is pretty cool. I've had that a few years.

And finally there's my Rocky and my Piranha ones that I got for Christmas. They rock.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 27/1/2012 4:06:24 PM

Snake-Eyes

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Hmm.... Good question.

I have a few favourites. I'm wearing one of them today - it's a black Budweiser T-shirt with three of their famous Clydesdales across the front.

Another horsey-themed one is a dark blue one with two Clydesdales in the snow, with the head of another making up the background. It looks better than it sounds!
(Weird thing is, my mum got me a picture of two Clydesdales in Turkey, made out of leather, and it's the exact same picture as on the T-shirt!)

Then there's my "Johnny" Johnson Spitfire T-shirt, which is pretty cool. I've had that a few years.

And finally there's my Rocky and my Piranha ones that I got for Christmas. They rock.

But of course!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 12:01:36 PM

Chief

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Daz, do you like movies about gladiators?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 12:14:28 PM

DazDaMan

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I like Ridley Scott's Gladiator...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 12:40:49 PM

Chief

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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 12:59:46 PM

DazDaMan

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Not to my knowledge...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 1:14:58 PM

Chief

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 1:41:26 PM

DazDaMan

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Not lately.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 1:44:12 PM

Chief

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Have you ever seen Airplane?

And have those quotes totally went over your head?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 1:53:10 PM

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Looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 1:55:37 PM

DazDaMan

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quote:

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Have you ever seen Airplane?

And have those quotes totally went over your head?

Of course I've seen it:

"It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."
"IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING!"

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 2:01:44 PM

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?
Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 2:06:36 PM

Chief

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 2:18:35 PM

DazDaMan

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The same thing that happens to everything else?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 2:23:08 PM

Chief

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That's the one. Fantastic quote.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 1/2/2012 8:13:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

Looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.

Dear Daz,

Would you ever consider naming a horse Geoffrey? It sounds like an amusing name for a horse.

Da Hood

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 12:16:04 AM

DazDaMan

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Yes.

There's a riding school down the road from me, and there was a piebald cob there called Geoffrey. I fancied a shot of him because he seemed like my kind of horse. Not been back since, though!

I do know someone with a horse called Dave, too...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 8:58:52 AM

Chief

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To Whom it May Concern,

If you had a racehorse, what would you name it?

Best regards,

Me

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 9:11:08 AM

DazDaMan

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All racehorses have to have a distinct name, and it must be unique. So you'll never find something like "Seabiscuit II" on the line-up. Neither will you find a horse called "Dave" in the starting gate.

I think I would call mine... "Moveyourfuckingarse"!

Incidentally, most racehorses (or show horses, for that matter) will have a field name that they're known by. Secretariat was Big Red. Seabiscuit was (The) Biscuit. Desert Orchid was simply Dessie.

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ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 10:14:56 AM

Snake-Eyes

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Daz,

I know you're not that big a Star Wars fan but who would you say is your favourite SW character?

Snake-Eyes-Qel-Droma

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 11:03:51 AM

DazDaMan

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Oooooh.....

Gotta be Han Solo, innit? He saves saves the day time and again in the Original Trilogy, his best friend is a giant fucking bear, he gets the chick in the end, he blows shit up like a boss, and the only thing that can stop this bastion of bad-assery is BEING FROZEN!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 11:33:34 AM

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Dear Daz,

How is the injury, hope you are getting better....

Jim

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 12:25:06 PM

DazDaMan

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I've got a bit more movement in my thumb, but my right wrist is pretty hard to put weight on, too. Think that bloody pony did me more damage than I thought!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 1:06:53 PM

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Dear Daz,

Can you rephrase the following quote please. I'm trying to get some work done and I have some images in my head I need to get rid of.

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There's a riding school down the road from me, and there was a piebald cob there called Geoffrey. I fancied a shot of him because he seemed like my kind of horse.

One other question. In the Jaws films (all of them), which character deserved to die the most? And why?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 1:08:06 PM

Chief

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

Dear Daz,

Can you rephrase the following quote please. I'm trying to get some work done and I have some images in my head I need to get rid of.

quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

There's a riding school down the road from me, and there was a piebald cob there called Geoffrey. I fancied a shot of him because he seemed like my kind of horse.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 2/2/2012 1:48:30 PM

DazDaMan

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

Dear Daz,

Can you rephrase the following quote please. I'm trying to get some work done and I have some images in my head I need to get rid of.

quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

There's a riding school down the road from me, and there was a piebald cob there called Geoffrey. I fancied a shot of him because he seemed like my kind of horse.

One other question. In the Jaws films (all of them), which character deserved to die the most? And why?

OK...

There's a piebald cob at a riding school down the road from me. His name's Geoffrey. He seems like a nice wee horse.

Happy now?

As for who deserved to die the most: Kelly from Jaws 3. How in the fucking name of holy FUCK did a fucking 35ft shark not manage to catch one fucking scrawny wench doggy-paddling in a fucking lagoon?!

She did absolutely fuck all in the movie, apart from get Sean's cowboy boots wet!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 5/2/2012 2:00:49 PM

Snake-Eyes

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Dear Daz-Meister,

What is your Favourite Decade for Film...? Why?

Dr. Snake-Eyes Strange

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 5/2/2012 4:55:02 PM

DazDaMan

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Good question. I would have to go with the 1980s, simply because it brought us so many cracking films (depending on your point of view, of course!).

Of course, the seventies weren't too bad, either.

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