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ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:13:53 PM   
DazDaMan


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I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker!



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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:29:11 PM   
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Is this your Doorstep Challenge?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:30:20 PM   
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No.

My doorstep challenge would involve fighting crocodiles and shit. And I don't have any just now.

Next.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:33:26 PM   
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Have you ever had a nice day?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:37:07 PM   
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A few:

1) First time I ever went up in an aeroplane - 'twas immense fun, even though I was bricking it. And we landed in a field full of sheep shit.

2) Diving with sharks. Fucking awesome.

3) First hack out on horseback - after only 8 lessons, on an Icelandic horse. Epic fun.

4) First ride on a Clydesdale horse.

5) First trip down to Cumbria.

6) Empire Edinburgh meet-up

I'll think of a few others...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:38:44 PM   
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Why do you mostly refer to yourself in the third person?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:42:55 PM   
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Have I, in fact, ever referred to myself in the third person? Well, apart from discussing the Nokia 3310 earlier....

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:43:50 PM   
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What the cunting fuck?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:46:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Have I, in fact, ever referred to myself in the third person? Well, apart from discussing the Nokia 3310 earlier....


I guess you haven't read the Ask Snake-Eyes thread...



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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:46:36 PM   
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1) Which easter egg should I start on first? Flake or Dairy Milk?

2) What is your secret cure to a hangover that is currently heading into it's 14th hour?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:48:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Goodfella

1) Which easter egg should I start on first? Flake or Dairy Milk?

2) What is your secret cure to a hangover that is currently heading into it's 14th hour?


1) Dairy Milk. Flake should ideally be eaten with vanilla ice cream.

2) Shit! I do believe a plentiful supply of crisps and your favourite fizzy beverage, such as Coke, Irn Bru, or Red Cola, is what you require here.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:49:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Have I, in fact, ever referred to myself in the third person? Well, apart from discussing the Nokia 3310 earlier....


I guess you haven't read the Ask Snake-Eyes thread...




I did, but I missed have missed that bit. Frightfully sorry, old chap. Do continue...

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:50:00 PM   
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quote:

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What the cunting fuck?


Fuck knows, man. The fuck were we talking about?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:52:51 PM   
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Dear Daz

Have you ever thought of taking up anger management classes?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:53:55 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Could you move to the side just a little bit? You're blocking the view of Snakes thread.

Lots of Love,

Hood_Man

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:54:14 PM   
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Dear MonsterCat

That's what XBox is for.



PS - Monster Cat is but one of the nicknames I have for my own little moggy...!

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:54:45 PM   
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quote:

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Dear Daz,

Could you move to the side just a little bit? You're blocking the view of Snakes thread.

Lots of Love,

Hood_Man


Dear Hood.

No.

Sincerely.

Daz


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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:55:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Dear MonsterCat

That's what XBox is for.



Killing and blowing up stuff on a video game is very cathartic, this much is true.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:56:52 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Why?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:57:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: DazDaMan

Dear MonsterCat

That's what XBox is for.



Killing and blowing up stuff on a video game is very cathartic, this much is true.


GTA helped me out A LOT.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:57:25 PM   
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Does he look like a bitch?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:58:04 PM   
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quote:

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Dear Daz,

Why?


Why not?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:58:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ell

Does he look like a bitch?


Occasionally.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:58:37 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Why not?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 9:59:24 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Was it only a matter of time really?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:00:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

Why not?


Because I've got a headache.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:00:58 PM   
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Dear Daz,

Was it only a matter of time really?


Yep. You all knew this shit was coming, really.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:03:12 PM   
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Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:04:00 PM   
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Dear Daz,

I'm going to steal one of your horses.

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RE: ASK DAZ!! - 24/4/2011 10:04:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Dear Daz,

You mentioned Edinburgh Empire meet up. Whens the next one as I'd like to go?


I dunno, but I was thinking yesterday (or maybe today) that it would be good to have another one sometime. The first was epic. Much drunkenness was had.

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