Groovy Mule
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I don't really know where to start with this one. I really hated it, in fact I class this as one of the worst films I have seen of this year (or many years for that matter). A lot of people have criticised the plot or lack of it (and I'll come to that) but in my opinion it is the failure by Snyder to come up with a single three dimensional or interesting character which really kills this film. None of the five girls have much going for them other than the ability to stand around in their knickers and a pair of stockings. Presumably to get anything out of this film you have to sympathise with them but we learn virtually nothing about them. Emily Browning as the lead does, at least, get something of a back story but there is so much missing that frankly I didn't care and the fact that she doesn't speak for the first twenty minutes. Pretty much all I know of her is that Snyder has dressed her up in a sex-shop version of a Japanese school girl's outfit and has made her up to look like a Paris Hilton blow up love doll. As for the other girls, we don't even learn why they are there or anything beyond the most superficial details - Abby Cornish (older, sensible), Jena Malone (younger, impressionable), Jamie Chung (Asian, no discernable personality) and Vanessa Hudgins (trying to shake off the High School Musical franchise, nickname with uncomfortable racial overtones). I knew nothing of them and I didn't care what, if anything, happened to them. Although the plotting meant I knew little would happen to them before the CGI fantasy sequences begun. As for the plot, well there isn't any. Snyder clearly thinks he has crafted an Inception style riddle within an enigma but this is nothing like as deep. For one, the action sequences have no stakes at all. Given that we know that they have to find at least 4 items, you can be certain that there is little peril for the first couple. The action sequences are also far too long and look like video games. The problem is that it is like watching someone else play a video game, you never feel particularly engaged. Indeed, I did have a little snooze during the extremely long WW1 sequence. Secondly, it's not difficult to work out which plane of reality you are in but the problem is that the plane of reality which you are in is often not the most interesting. Whilst a CGI dragon scape is different, it might have been more interesting to see Jamie Chung's character completing the task. Forget the apologists who tell you that you've missed the point. There is no point. Whilst this might be a film which will look good on your BluRay player and HDTV combo, you'd get more out of watching a screensaver.
< Message edited by Groovy Mule -- 10/4/2011 10:02:30 PM >
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