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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 8/8/2011 6:50:19 PM   
Con Broccolli


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Orlando Bloom and Sam Worthington. Because you can SEE them acting. They got lucky. Really really lucky. 

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/8/2011 2:18:15 PM   
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In fairness to any pretty faced actor who can't: it is just as much the casting department and whoever else agrees to let them star in films fault as the talentless ones themselves.






I do not understand how people can find this guy funny. Shockingly bad in Horrible Bosses.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 22/8/2011 3:09:37 PM   
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Bradley Cooper.



It's not that he's a bad actor per say, or annoys me per say... it's just the whole THIS MAN IS THE HANDSOME ONE AND HE IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND market that he seems to have cornered.

I don't think he's that handsome personally. I had a conversation with some friends about him the other day:

Me: 'I genuinely do not understand what women see in Bradley Cooper.'

Friend: 'Money, good looks, probly got a bigger penis than urs and mine put together. oh and he's in the A-team.'

Me 'If you shave his hair off he just looks like a big nosed, pointy faced average person. It's just flattering angles. He's not my type. At all.'

Friend 'i dunno, u might have hit the nail on the head there then... he has nice hair'

Me 'That's all it is. I genuinely believe film has the power to hypnotise women into liking anyone. Put him in a vest, make him bald and he's nothing. Like me :('

Friend 'So you judge a man good looks by how he looks in a vest and bald??

Me 'Yes, I think that's the ultimate yard stick. If you can pull that off you're a real man. Bruce Willis is a very handsome man. As is Sir Jason Statham. I'm just sayin Bradley Cooper couldn't pull it off. He's a pointy nosed fraud, hiding behind some nice hair'

Friend 'Phil Mitchell.'

Me 'Now we're talking.'

Other Friend: 'You could have someones eye out with that beak. He looks like an emu.'

Me 'Women will be shocked when they find out he's actually a flightless bird living among us in plain sight. In a wig.'

Other Other Friend 'He's just a rogue emu in a wig. With money. Don't be fooled!'

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 22/8/2011 4:28:07 PM   
TheSpleen

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jon5000

Bradley Cooper.



It's not that he's a bad actor per say, or annoys me per say... it's just the whole THIS MAN IS THE HANDSOME ONE AND HE IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND market that he seems to have cornered.

I don't think he's that handsome personally. I had a conversation with some friends about him the other day:

Me: 'I genuinely do not understand what women see in Bradley Cooper.'

Friend: 'Money, good looks, probly got a bigger penis than urs and mine put together. oh and he's in the A-team.'

Me 'If you shave his hair off he just looks like a big nosed, pointy faced average person. It's just flattering angles. He's not my type. At all.'

Friend 'i dunno, u might have hit the nail on the head there then... he has nice hair'

Me 'That's all it is. I genuinely believe film has the power to hypnotise women into liking anyone. Put him in a vest, make him bald and he's nothing. Like me :('

Friend 'So you judge a man good looks by how he looks in a vest and bald??

Me 'Yes, I think that's the ultimate yard stick. If you can pull that off you're a real man. Bruce Willis is a very handsome man. As is Sir Jason Statham. I'm just sayin Bradley Cooper couldn't pull it off. He's a pointy nosed fraud, hiding behind some nice hair'

Friend 'Phil Mitchell.'

Me 'Now we're talking.'

Other Friend: 'You could have someones eye out with that beak. He looks like an emu.'

Me 'Women will be shocked when they find out he's actually a flightless bird living among us in plain sight. In a wig.'

Other Other Friend 'He's just a rogue emu in a wig. With money. Don't be fooled!'



This gentleman came up during a recent conversation in a pub. Two girls gushing over how fit he is and how sexy he is and ending with one girl stating she would 'Obliterate his cock' given the chance.

I don't get it either but I guess he's really got something. Herpes I expect. As an actor I think he's okay nothing special either.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 22/8/2011 7:09:00 PM   
jon5000


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheSpleen

This gentleman came up during a recent conversation in a pub. Two girls gushing over how fit he is and how sexy he is and ending with one girl stating she would 'Obliterate his cock' given the chance.

I don't get it either but I guess he's really got something. Herpes I expect. As an actor I think he's okay nothing special either.



I think it must be the hair. If you just look at his face, he looks so average. Why is he suddenly 'the hot guy' in films? I mean, I'm not a woman admittedly, but I can get a good idea of what 'handsome' means from other, 'swooned over' men. Brad Pitt, to use an obvious example, is undeniably an attractive man. He has very, um, chiseled, defined features.

Bradley Cooper looks like a little rat/emu person. Look at his pointy nose. I cannot for the life of me understand how he's built up this reputation as 'the hot guy'. I can only think it's his hair.

Shave it off, stick him in a vest and he's nothing. Photoshop, anyone? :D

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 22/8/2011 8:36:43 PM   
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I like his eyes and his smile, for what it's worth.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 26/8/2011 2:52:50 AM   
st3veebee


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I don't actually mind Bradley Cooper: he has that effortless charm thing down. No idea if he can actually act or not, or if he even cares, but I can think of far more annoying "handsome leading funny man" types. One mentioned above. His name rhymes with Mason Mudeikis.


Neil Patrick Harris is a bit of a pain in the arse too. Again set up as the stud-type guy in How I met your mother and then uses his fame to garner such sought after roles as the Smurfs film...


And yes I know he is gay.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 1/9/2011 11:48:20 AM   
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I can't stand Mel Gibson. Mediocre acting and I'm sorry, but I think his homophobia and racism stinks.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 1/9/2011 11:37:38 PM   
Saltire


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Unbelievable, he is everywhere!! Finally got round to seeing Harry Potter 7 part 2 today and before it even came on, the first advert for the bloody Olympics had him as a narrator! He was also (thankfully briefly) in the film!! There was also a trailer for The Iron Lady with Meryl Streep (!?!) playing Thatcher, and we all know who's playing her husband....

JIM-bloody-BROADBENT                  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He's the bane of my life atm!

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 28/9/2011 11:39:38 AM   
Skillgannon


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I think some of these have already been mentioned so its not just me they annoy:

Adam Sandler - same role in every film!
Danny Dyer - he is an actor? rhymes with banker more like
Sarah Jessica Parker - no, no, no she looks like a horse (no offence meant to Red rum or Shergar)

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 30/9/2011 5:27:06 PM   
st3veebee


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SJP is a joke nowadays, but used to star in quite interesting films like Ed Wood and obviously Hocus Pocus.


Sam Worthington, while too bland to incite genuine hate, just leaves me stumped. How is he in such high class films/roles with great actors?

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 1/10/2011 6:52:59 PM   
Herr Schnitzel

 

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Tom Cruise (has never convinced my in as anything in anything)

John Travolta (used to like him when he was young, now he is a rancid old ham)

Sarah Michelle Gellar (still acts like a child actress. you can always see what she's about to do in her face before it happens)

Denzel Washington (people seem to love him but I find him charmless and humourless. he sucks the joy from every frame)

Seth Rogen (really, why ? just being fat doesn't make you funny)

Tim Robbins (another one who i liked when he was young. now i find him mostly very mannered)




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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 1/10/2011 11:50:16 PM   
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This guy. It's not a 'God I hate him, he's so overrated blah, blah, blah...' thing. It's a 'Can't look at him on the screen because he gives me the heebeejeebees' thing. And not in a good way.

He actually scares me.



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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 2/10/2011 12:28:57 AM   
The REAL Bozz


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Agree about Ryan R. There is somthing about him...



I didn't mind him in Orange County. Thought he was okay in the film but as he's gotten older he's starting to werid me out. He's like some freaky clone of his dad. Gives me the creeps. I think he nicked his dads acting style as he's gotten older.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 2/10/2011 12:34:29 AM   
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Used to like Olivia Wilde but going off interviews and based on her ability I think she takes herself wayyyy too seriously and I wouldn't say she's that great to be honest.

< Message edited by The REAL Bozz -- 2/10/2011 12:35:33 AM >


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 2/10/2011 2:36:54 AM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ak1990

I can't stand Mel Gibson. Mediocre acting and I'm sorry, but I think his homophobia and racism stinks.


He's homophobic now too? And he partnered with Danny Glover for 4 films so that doesn't really class as racist behaviour.

Hate this guy...



Not actually seen any of his films but he's such a smug looking twat you just wanna kick him in the balls, hard!



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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 2/10/2011 9:24:15 AM   
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Id be smug to if I looked like him and had that level of fame. Who wouldnt??

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 3/10/2011 11:07:49 PM   
Saltire


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quote:

ORIGINAL: The REAL Bozz



Used to like Olivia Wilde but going off interviews and based on her ability I think she takes herself wayyyy too seriously and I wouldn't say she's that great to be honest.


The reason I stopped watching House; when she resurfaced mid-season 7 I switched off, cba going through all that shit with her again just trying to pose in every shot.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 3/10/2011 11:22:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saltire

quote:

ORIGINAL: The REAL Bozz



Used to like Olivia Wilde but going off interviews and based on her ability I think she takes herself wayyyy too seriously and I wouldn't say she's that great to be honest.


The reason I stopped watching House; when she resurfaced mid-season 7 I switched off, cba going through all that shit with her again just trying to pose in every shot.



I like her, but after seeing Cowboys and Aliens, someone drew attention to the fact that she has a rather large forehead.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 4/10/2011 5:48:46 PM   
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Tom Cruise (creepy), Russell Crowe (angry) and Orlando Bloom (over-rated) are my top three.

On a side note, while I do admit that Sam Worthington is not the best actor around, I find him enjoyable to watch. There's something really honest about him.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 29/11/2011 1:00:26 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 29/11/2011 1:36:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: unlisshed

Tom Cruise (creepy), Russell Crowe (angry) and Orlando Bloom (over-rated) are my top three.



Was Orlando Bloom ever held in high regard in the first place?



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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 6:04:31 PM   
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Top of my list. Frankly I cannot remember the last time he was in anything I genuinely enjoyed (that is, not in a mock-the-thing-to-death-or-die-of-boredom way).

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 6:14:40 PM   
scarletsmith

 

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quote:

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Matt Smith


Oh, Hell no. Smith is amazing in Doctor Who. He's frankly the only reason I slogged through the last half of the previous series.

Ryan Reynolds makes me cringe when he tries to get serious. The man would just be better off embracing who he is--Van Wilder personified--and just going with it.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 7:59:47 PM   
doubtlesswonder


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quote:

ORIGINAL: scarletsmith

Ryan Reynolds makes me cringe when he tries to get serious. The man would just be better off embracing who he is--Van Wilder personified--and just going with it.


No no no.

Buried proved that Ryan can do serious, he was amazing in that film.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 8:45:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: unlisshed

Tom Cruise (creepy), Russell Crowe (angry) and Orlando Bloom (over-rated) are my top three.



Was Orlando Bloom ever held in high regard in the first place?




I don't think he was, but I'm going to stick up for Bloom here and say he did a solid job in KoH, and he wasn't the worst thing about Elizabethtown either.

< Message edited by superdan -- 13/12/2011 8:46:50 PM >

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 9:44:14 PM   
doubtlesswonder


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: unlisshed

Tom Cruise (creepy), Russell Crowe (angry) and Orlando Bloom (over-rated) are my top three.



Was Orlando Bloom ever held in high regard in the first place?




I don't think he was, but I'm going to stick up for Bloom here and say he did a solid job in KoH, and he wasn't the worst thing about Elizabethtown either.


I know the film was hated by pretty much everyone, but I liked him ine The Three Musketeers, he was very funny.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 9:53:09 PM   
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I'd forgotten he was in 3 Musketeers  Yeah, he was ok in that too. Everyone was, actually, especially the God that is Ray Stevenson.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 13/12/2011 11:11:47 PM   
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I don't think he was, but I'm going to stick up for Bloom here and say he did a solid job in KoH, and he wasn't the worst thing about Elizabethtown either.


No, that was Kirsten Dunst.



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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 14/12/2011 6:04:44 PM   
doubtlesswonder


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

I'd forgotten he was in 3 Musketeers  Yeah, he was ok in that too. Everyone was, actually, especially the God that is Ray Stevenson.


I quite enjoyed it, for a silly film that you don't have to think about too much. I think people need to cast Orlando Bloom as baddies like that more often, he was great.


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