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Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 15/3/2011 2:21:57 AM   
st3veebee


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Feel free to vent some anger on this thread with some of your most hated actors who seem to be adored by others. Within months, maybe weeks, I may well have completely changed my mind on some of these but for now I cannot bloody stand:

Seth Rogen


That annoying monotonous voice sided with the fact he has no apparent comic ability makes me dislike him. I will not see Paul because of this. And apparently its quite poor.

Russell Brand


Oh look how dandy this fop is as he flops about frolicking his frilly frocks and seemingly going on and on about nothing at all in a Dickensian style that would make Laurence Olivier blush....and he has hordes of women (and men) after him devouring every single pretentious word ..among other things.


I'm sure both these people are incredibly nice and normal in their spare time (well...Brand not so much) and i certainly wish no harm on them. It;s just that it is very annoying that they make so much money and receive all their acclaim when they are clearly morons.


Much more to follow...I have a lot of built up hatred. After all I am Irish












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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 15/3/2011 3:11:07 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 15/3/2011 10:21:45 PM   
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Maybe I should have posted my Michael Cera/Jesse Eisenberg rant here

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 16/3/2011 5:25:48 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 16/3/2011 12:05:08 PM   
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Talentless twat.Oh look he acts like Keith Richards and fumbles all over the place and thats so fucking FUNNY!

I find it amusing that the same people who endlessly complain about Jar Jar Binks think Depp is actually funny in this role.

I cant remember the name of the writer who was interviewed in Empire some time ago but he said it best when he said ''Johnny Depp is inherently unmasculine,iv never beleived him in anything''.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 16/3/2011 1:53:56 PM   
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Talentless twat.Oh look he acts like Keith Richards and fumbles all over the place and thats so fucking FUNNY!



Yeah, he really acts like Keith Richards and fumbles all over the place in Ed Wood and Donnie Brasco and Edward Scissorhands and Fear & Loathing and Dead Man and... er wait, no actually. Hmm.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 16/3/2011 2:08:20 PM   
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quote:

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I cant remember the name of the writer who was interviewed in Empire some time ago but he said it best when he said ''Johnny Depp is inherently unmasculine,iv never beleived him in anything''.



I think it was James Ellroy, who also said alot of other stupid shit in that interview. Why would someone being unmasculine mean you couldn't believe them in any role? That's stupid, and dangerous territory to be in to be honest


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 12:16:21 AM   
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I have to confess; since I started this I have seen Seth Rogen in two interviews and he comes across very articulate and funny; and above all down to earth. Of course I still hate the films he has been in and the characters he played.



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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 12:28:37 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 11:03:32 AM   
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It's not that I can't stand them but I would question how Pacino and De Niro have got the unhrealded 'best actors that ever lived' tag from, I don't see how shouting through every role (Pacino) or mumbling (De Niro) warrants the claim.
 
Norton, Seymour Hoffman and Bale are all far superior.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 11:45:30 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 2:46:49 PM   
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I cannot bloody stand Mark Wahlberg, Russell Brand, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Broderick, Vince Vaughn

Stick 'em all in a rocket and fire them at the sun please

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 3:36:16 PM   
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I cannot bloody stand Mark Wahlberg, Russell Brand, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Broderick, Vince Vaughn

Stick 'em all in a rocket and fire them at the sun please


I fucking hate Mark Wahlberg above all others!!

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 3:40:16 PM   
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Jeremy Piven, Vince Vaughan & Jonah Hill... Please. Fuck. Off.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 5:47:09 PM   
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Adam Sandler is terrible, so unfunny yet everyone still goes to watch his crap films.

Also Matthew McConaughey really irritates me and he constantly has his tits out.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 6:41:24 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

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I cannot bloody stand Mark Wahlberg, Russell Brand, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Broderick, Vince Vaughn

Stick 'em all in a rocket and fire them at the sun please


I fucking hate Mark Wahlberg above all others!!


I hate him even more now that hes going to be playing Nathan Drake in Uncharted!


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 8:05:52 PM   
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Ooh. That's a fun, mean spirited idea for a thread!

I don't hate him, but I always felt scared and alone when people have conversations about how funny they find Will Ferrel. Paul Walker and Jason Statham are also on my leaky boat list.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 9:01:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darth silas

quote:

ORIGINAL: lukeyboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: ace14

I cannot bloody stand Mark Wahlberg, Russell Brand, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Broderick, Vince Vaughn

Stick 'em all in a rocket and fire them at the sun please


I fucking hate Mark Wahlberg above all others!!


I hate him even more now that hes going to be playing Nathan Drake in Uncharted!



To be fair any actor playing that smug wanker would be unlikable.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 9:45:16 PM   
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Here is my Top 5.

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Wayne
  3. John Wayne
  4. John Wayne
  5. Sylvester Stallone


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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 9:51:03 PM   
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Here is my Top 5.
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Wayne
  3. John Wayne
  4. John Wayne
  5. Sylvester Stallone



Typical case of manliness envy.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 10:02:26 PM   
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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 23/3/2011 10:18:03 PM   
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NOW THESE GUYS ARE MEN

Wayne and Stallone are MEN.

And face it, in a fistfight in their prime Wayne would destroy Eastwood.

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 24/3/2011 5:35:39 PM   
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Wayne and Stallone are men.



Fixed.

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And face it, in a fistfight in their prime Wayne would destroy Eastwood.


Stallone for sure, but Eastwood would scare Wayne to death with his stare before Wayne would even deliver a punch.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 26/3/2011 6:54:24 PM   
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I second this guy; Empire seemed to back him from the start but I agree with Mark Kermode's opinion of him: a charisma vacuum.


Not a big fan of Wahlberg either; why did he get oscar nominated for the Departed when he was the most average thing in it??


Adding to the manly men list: this guy is up there with the best:






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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 26/3/2011 11:18:50 PM   
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Maybe I should have posted my Michael Cera/Jesse Eisenberg rant here


Notice how you never see them together. Hmmm...

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 27/3/2011 8:09:04 PM   
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Why does this guy keep getting work? Hes useless.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 27/3/2011 8:38:35 PM   
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Why does this guy keep getting work? Hes useless.



Oih! I'm the daddy so shut it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 30/3/2011 12:12:41 AM   
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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 30/3/2011 2:47:52 AM   
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Predators--I thought I could stand him but then he had to try to outdo Schwarzenegger. Super smart-unafraid, -then super strong.  When he took his shirt off-that was the last straw.

I watched the oscars way back when he won so maybe his acceptance speech  tainted my perceptions but...

no-no on second thought I still would hate him.


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RE: Actors you CANNOT BLOODY STAND - 30/3/2011 7:25:13 PM   
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Why does this guy keep getting work? Hes useless.



I used to be indifferent about Ray Winstone but now I bloody love him.  I think he's brilliant.  

Anyway actors I can't stand;

Will Ferrell
Paul Walker
Orlando Bloom
Channing Tatum
Jamie Bell
Ryan Reynolds
Matthew McConaughy
Tom Cruise



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