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Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 2:30:12 AM   
Keyser Sozzled


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Just becuase it's 2:28am and I am sure Kilo will come on soon. So I reckon he can post all his madness in one handy thread...

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 3:03:40 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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Kilo's not allowed to drink anymore.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:14:19 AM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

Kilo's not allowed to drink anymore.



Can we only post on here if he's drinking?

Can we only post on here if we are drinking?

Can we only post on here if the hour is unsociable ie: middle of the night ?




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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:25:27 AM   
sanchia


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Yes, Yes, and Yes.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:27:11 AM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

Yes, Yes, and Yes.



I'll have some of what Sanchia's having.



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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:33:52 AM   
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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 7:43:17 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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It's 2.43 and I'm sober.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 9:43:46 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Beno


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

Kilo's not allowed to drink anymore.



Can we only post on here if he's drinking?

Can we only post on here if we are drinking?

Can we only post on here if the hour is unsociable ie: middle of the night ?





Is this a drinking game?

Are these the rules?


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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 10:57:28 PM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: Beno


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kilo_T_Mortal

Kilo's not allowed to drink anymore.



Can we only post on here if he's drinking?

Can we only post on here if we are drinking?

Can we only post on here if the hour is unsociable ie: middle of the night ?





Is this a drinking game?

Are these the rules?




Is The Hulks p!ss green?

Did that employee of B&Q really deserve a punch for askin' me if "i wanted decking"?

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:08:00 PM   
hellsangel66


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Can I join in? 

the drinking game, not the punching of the B & Q employee.....  But I'll hold him down though if you want to punch him again ...




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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:19:38 PM   
Beno


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hellsangel66

Can I join in? 

the drinking game, not the punching of the B & Q employee.....  But I'll hold him down though if you want to punch him again ...






Bring some JD and i will not share it im afraid.



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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 10/10/2010 11:24:03 PM   
hellsangel66


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Ok...am more of a lager girl I'm afraid...but will bring you some JD if you're desperate...

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 11/10/2010 5:11:37 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Beno
Did that employee of B&Q really deserve a punch for askin' me if "i wanted decking"?


at least he didn't ask you if you needed a screw.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 6:16:41 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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I;ve just had 3 beers which is against doctors orders. Bit tipsy.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 6:34:59 PM   
sanchia


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Stop it!

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 6:36:29 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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I did, had a nice cup of tea.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 6:39:56 PM   
sanchia


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You should have some boobies instead. Far nicer than a cup of tea.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 7:24:24 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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quote:

Ok...am more of a lager girl I'm afraid...but will bring you some JD if you're desperate


I...I...think I'm in love....

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/10/2010 11:55:47 PM   
hellsangel66


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled

quote:

Ok...am more of a lager girl I'm afraid...but will bring you some JD if you're desperate


I...I...think I'm in love....




So it's true what they say a girl has to do to please a man.....


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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 14/10/2010 6:04:08 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hellsangel66

quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled

quote:

Ok...am more of a lager girl I'm afraid...but will bring you some JD if you're desperate


I...I...think I'm in love....




So it's true what they say a girl has to do to please a man.....



What do they say? Be sexually available?

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 14/10/2010 3:30:36 PM   
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Have a pulse?

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 14/10/2010 7:59:00 PM   
hellsangel66


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I'm sure those suggestions help...but there are only two things (allegedly) a girl has to do to please a man.  They are:

Show up naked

Bring Beer

However, not sure if it works.....




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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 14/10/2010 8:16:25 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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2nd one is optional

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 14/10/2010 9:00:00 PM   
hellsangel66


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If I was to show up naked, you would need beer (and lots of it) to erase the horrific sight from your mind...






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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 15/10/2010 6:11:33 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hellsangel66

I'm sure those suggestions help...but there are only two things (allegedly) a girl has to do to please a man.  They are:

Show up naked

Bring Beer

However, not sure if it works.....


this is true but bringing beer and then drinking it yourself. Big no no.


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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 16/10/2010 12:03:50 AM   
hellsangel66


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Are you speaking from experience Kilo?  

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 13/12/2011 11:52:46 PM   
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I feel a bump in order.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken Taiwan thread - 15/12/2011 5:44:18 AM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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I always found this thread offensive and unfair.

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken thread - 9/8/2012 6:35:00 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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i am a bit drunk but I am in a different country

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RE: Kilo's All In anything goes drunken thread - 9/8/2012 6:39:24 PM   
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For those of you who want to know, gather round... okay not that close back up a bit.I had a bit win today. A real big win. I did what people said couldn't be done. Now I know, you all sit their scrathing your little heads. But I went out there today. I stood in front of the people and I talked from my fucking heart. Not boom boom boom as you might expect but a rapid fire, god's honest truth, and I realised today (pre drunkeness) that I'm pretty good. I'm a soap box speaker, put me up there give me a microphone and by god I make it happen. I talk from within me, hardly have to think when I do it, it just flows out of me, my energy just transfers to words and I make magic happen. Gentlemen, tonight I know how Jesus felt when he did his sermon on the mount, or when he made that fish into more fish. Does anyone just wonder if it wasn't 5000 people just passing a fish around thinking 'fuck me I'm not eating that fish that people keep passing around, it's grimey and it wasn't hot to begin with'.

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