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RE: Film Of The Year!!! - 12/10/2010 11:32:26 AM   
kargon


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A load of old shite, but what else was i expecting, good on the gore though

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RE: Piranha 3D - 28/12/2010 4:34:59 PM   
UTB


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ORIGINAL: BOHEMIANBOB

Don't spoil the pleasure of this film by bringing your missus!?!
This is a male-only zone,and all the better for it!
Besides,you wouldn't want to sit there listening to her judgemental tuts


Watched this yesterday with Mrs UTB who thought it was terrific, so the above isn't a necessity

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RE: Piranha 3D - 29/12/2010 10:45:23 AM   
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Definitely not. I've got the lady parts and was looking forward to seeing this at the cinema... and just bought the Blu-ray!

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Gruesome Brainless Film. - 7/1/2011 4:00:53 PM   
joanna likes films

 

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Piranha is a gruesome, violent, bloodthirsty and brainless film to check out. With some wooden yet passable pefomances from a short list of known names, a story that is never explained, dozens of shots of woman's butts and breasts and chaotic scenes of pure bloodshed. The ending is screaming for a sequel, will it happen? I doubt it. But in all, prepare to switch off your brain and enjoy the gory ride.

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Gruesome Brainless Film. - 7/1/2011 4:00:55 PM   
joanna likes films

 

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Piranha is a gruesome, violent, bloodthirsty and brainless film to check out. With some wooden yet passable pefomances from a short list of known names, a story that is never explained, dozens of shots of woman's butts and breasts and chaotic scenes of pure bloodshed. The ending is screaming for a sequel, will it happen? I doubt it. But in all, prepare to switch off your brain and enjoy the gory ride.

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Really rammed the message home!!! - 15/1/2011 1:07:21 PM   
mdogg81

 

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This is a beutiful film with a really strong point to get across about mans destruction of the enviroment. In Elisabeth Shues most powerful role since Leaving Las Vegas, she perfectlly portrays a figure of authority trying to make sense of all the madness thats inflicted onto her home town. With expert use of symbolism such as Jerry O Connells penis and a truly moving yet shocking finale, this is the perfect viewing companion with An Inconvinient Truth.

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Grusome but nice... - 18/1/2011 9:31:04 AM   
neopol


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From: Manchester, Egland
This film knew what it was from get go. It was never trying to be a best picture contender and trust me, it never would be! It was good fun, gruesome but not ion a nasty way, with it's tongue firmly in it's cheek.

The 3D was okay, though the Anaglyth 3D transfer which we saw was first rate, the effect just wasn't anything special. I suppose the novelty is wearing thin...

Entertaining, both visually and narratively. Recommended.

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DECENT STUFF! - 7/5/2011 12:03:58 PM   
chrisdagnall

 

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BRAINLESS, BUT IN A GREAT WAY! SLOW START, BUT GETS BETTER AND BETTER AS IT GOES ON......

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gives you what you want! - 2/7/2011 5:38:52 PM   
tysmuse

 

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Great gore, and the lovely Kelly Brook.

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Call me an old bastard... - 23/2/2012 9:47:28 AM   
waltham1979


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From: San-Diago, which is German for 'Whales virgina'...
...BUT when did films like this become so popualr?! Shocked at the three stars. A film in utter bad taste; Kelly Brook is lovely to look at which is the only reason this got one star (their isn't a zero star button).

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where is the zero star button? - 1/3/2012 10:26:01 PM   
satchwannad


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From: dublin
Why is there no zero star rateing? i cant post a review without giveing it something so here goes one star...now my review...utter shite.

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Piranha 3D - 7/7/2012 3:39:37 AM   
norgizfox

 

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Piranha 3D gives its audience exactly what you'd expect from a movie about killer fish at Spring Break; nothing more and nothing less.

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- 29/8/2012 2:53:30 PM   
Turd Ferguson

 

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A fun, if totally mindless, romp. And Kelly Brook - my goodness! 3 stars for her "performance" alone. At least 2 recognizable porn stars - probably more. Tip of the cap to Jerry O'Connell's penis as well. We hardly knew ye.

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- 11/11/2013 9:55:55 PM   
TheGodfather


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From: Sin City
The non-3D version. Can make this pretty short: really enjoyed this. Bloody and gore, great humor, cool effects and a brilliant ending.
Will have to check out Piranha 3DD soon :norty:

7,0/10

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