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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 8:41:14 AM   
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The Red Letter Media review of ROTS made a pretty funny point about this, that 'Padme' is one of the words we should never have had to hear Darth Vader say

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 9:07:09 AM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 12:50:35 PM   
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Watched The Rock the other night after not seeing it for years. Still a great film but some of the dialogue is shocking.

'I'm only borrowing your Humvie'
'What kind of fucked up tour is this?'
'I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy!'

But all these are countered by:-
'Your besht? losers always whine about their besht, winners go home and fuck the prom queen'




Add to this- "English prick" followed shortly afterwards by "did I ever tell you my old man was Irish?"

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T, WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO? YOU'VE NEVER MET THE BLOKE! HE'S NOT IRISH!!! OR ENGLISH!!!!


Still, brilliant film.










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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 7:47:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pauljthomas

Watched The Rock the other night after not seeing it for years. Still a great film but some of the dialogue is shocking.

'I'm only borrowing your Humvie'
'What kind of fucked up tour is this?'
'I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy!'

But all these are countered by:-
'Your besht? losers always whine about their besht, winners go home and fuck the prom queen'



Those are all great lines from a great film.


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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 7:59:44 PM   
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Sleepy Hollow is a great movie but there is this:

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 8:42:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ctu_special_agent


quote:

ORIGINAL: pauljthomas

Watched The Rock the other night after not seeing it for years. Still a great film but some of the dialogue is shocking.

'I'm only borrowing your Humvie'
'What kind of fucked up tour is this?'
'I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy!'

But all these are countered by:-
'Your besht? losers always whine about their besht, winners go home and fuck the prom queen'




Add to this- "English prick" followed shortly afterwards by "did I ever tell you my old man was Irish?"

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T, WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO? YOU'VE NEVER MET THE BLOKE! HE'S NOT IRISH!!! OR ENGLISH!!!!


Still, brilliant film.












That made me do a wheezy laugh.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 6/7/2011 11:48:05 PM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 12:23:11 AM   
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quote:

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"In my opinion the Jedi are evil!"

Christensen didn't have a chance.


"I wish I could wish away my feelings."

[Shiver]



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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 1:15:12 AM   
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CRIIIINGE!

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 2:54:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bobatim

Sleepy Hollow is a great movie but there is this:

Ichabod Crane:  perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.




I haven't seen the film but boy is that enough to put me off!


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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 6:32:44 AM   
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I can't remember the exact lines (and really don't want to) but Carradine's monologue about Superman in Kill Bill Vol 2 is hands down the worst thing Tarantino's ever written.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 8:34:32 PM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 9:08:48 PM   
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No lines from Superman Returns? You be slacking, Silas.

Anyways, every line of dialogue from Plan Nine From Outer Space is a total howler. Criswell's opening monologue contains some real gems.

"And remember my friends, future events such as these will effect you and I in the future."

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 9:20:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

I can't remember the exact lines (and really don't want to) but Carradine's monologue about Superman in Kill Bill Vol 2 is hands down the worst thing Tarantino's ever written.


The excruciating dialogue he gives the girls in Death Proof tops anything from Kill Bill.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 10:47:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

I can't remember the exact lines (and really don't want to) but Carradine's monologue about Superman in Kill Bill Vol 2 is hands down the worst thing Tarantino's ever written.


Really? I've heard there's some hate around the interwebs for that scene. But I've always liked it.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 7/7/2011 11:10:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NinjaShortbread212

quote:

ORIGINAL: bobatim

Sleepy Hollow is a great movie but there is this:

Ichabod Crane:  perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.




I haven't seen the film but boy is that enough to put me off!



They are wretched lines but don't let it put you off, it's a fantastic film.


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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 12/7/2011 8:11:35 PM   
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Just curious how many times has "is it raining? I hadn't noticed!" from Four weddings and funeral been mentioned.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 12/7/2011 9:04:33 PM   
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No lines from Superman Returns? You be slacking, Silas.

Anyways, every line of dialogue from Plan Nine From Outer Space is a total howler. Criswell's opening monologue contains some real gems.

"And remember my friends, future events such as these will effect you and I in the future."


''IMMMM STILLLL SUPERMANNNNNN!!!!''

That may be true Supes,but you are also a big girls blouse for screaming like that!


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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 12/7/2011 10:02:56 PM   
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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." - Notting Hill




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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 12/7/2011 10:10:08 PM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 18/7/2011 5:12:21 AM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 18/7/2011 8:34:08 PM   
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Never Surrender has LOADSA good ones, "nice ride, wanna party?" shocking, do people actually say this? And the opening line about not wanting this one guy to go to his party cause everyone will want to hang out with him rather than the guy on the phone. A-hahaha. With his shirt off and in his little steroid voice. Classically bad.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 20/7/2011 1:09:13 PM   
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Every cliche line delivered in Predators, made worse by Adrien Brody's throat-cancer voice...

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 10:34:16 AM   
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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 10:43:58 AM   
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"you do not want to make me upset otherwise things could get VERY ugly"

Taylor Lautner in New Moon, the delivery is so bad it's hilarious.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 1:12:41 PM   
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" I haven't been fu**ed like that since Grade School "


I thought that line was hilarious.  It fitted Marla Singer perfectly.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 2:07:08 PM   
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I believe the original line that was cut but can be seen on the extras was, "I wanna have your Abortion"...or "I want to be the mother of your Abortion"  Those are two serious lines right there! 

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 4:29:38 PM   
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Every line uttered by Ryan Reynolds in Blade:Trinity.

Except for ''Cock juggling thundercunt''.That was funny.


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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 25/7/2011 10:04:48 PM   
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'He had lots of guts' from On Her Majesty's

Probably the worst Bond line after that atrocious 'little finger' shit from Casino Royale.

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RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? - 30/7/2011 10:35:25 PM   
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