Bizz90
Posts: 102
Joined: 9/11/2008
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Didn't major studios give up on runaway train movies in like the 1920's or something? I know Fox is reaching for ideas but this is just getting sad, especially with that much talent involved. Hmm i have Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson and that guy who's Shia Labeoufs dad in Transformers whose name you can never remember - i could make something interesting, something poignant, but instead i'll make a movie which will be half an hour of Chris Pine and Denzel being all tense and not friends, half an hour of watching a train smash various things and almost, but not, killing some people (except maybe a rude investment banker or lawyer or something), then half an hour of Chris and Denzel reluctantly almost falling off the train while evil corporation man does nothing to help before realizing how greedy he's been and looking all scared because he might die because he was too greedy and corporation-y, then there's a big crash ending and Chris and Denzel are buddy's and they'll say something like "I'll buy you a drink at this bar across town, should we take the train?" and they'll laugh and i'll die a little on the inside.
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