Professor Moriarty
Posts: 8798
Joined: 6/10/2005 From: the waters of Casablanca
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My very unstereotyped view of the MotD studio goes something like this: "Way ay Alan. What ya up to mate? Its funny that innit. I'm Alan and you are Alan and we both play football. No wonder we are besties. Want a newkie brown, Alan? I'm knackered I've been creosoting fence all afternoon." "Would you not be minding your elbows when you sit down Shearer. And none of your beer pish. I'm drinking whiskey and neat, without ice." AH sees Colin Murray and stands up aggressively. "What did you say Murray? What the fuck did you say ya wee scrote? See me, cos I see you Jimmy. Come over here again and I'll give you a Glasgow Kiss. See me, I've got scars I have. I'm well hard". (Lawro comes in) "Eh. Calm down, calm down Alan. Ah, are we watching football lads? You'll never guess what I found out today. That West Brom, they are only in the Premiership, who'd have thunk that, eh?" (Gary comes in) "Anyone want a taste of my prawn cocktail?" (Hansen and Lawro holding their noses, with Shearer trying to join in) "Poooohie. Gary smells of pooh. Eh, Gary, did ya shit yourself again or summet?"
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