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New Details on Final Destination 5 - 30/6/2010 8:12:45 AM

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- 30/6/2010 8:12:45 AM

boove

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that looks very much like it says 'Anal Destination'.

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Anal agreement - 30/6/2010 8:37:18 AM

Wozza80

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I agree with boove. I too thought it looked like 'Anal Destination'. Now that would be a film in the franchise worth watching!

Picture the scene, the film opens with an orgy that goes horribly wrong...........nah, maybe not. Especially in 3D, that could get quite scary.

Anyway, they've probably made it look like 'Anal' coz they expect it to produce the same shite that the last few had to offer.

The original was a decent flick. It should have been left there.

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- 30/6/2010 9:15:34 AM

chris wootton

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Thanks boove, that's just made my morning

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The Well Is Dry! - 30/6/2010 10:01:32 AM

kittybinks

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You can only drink at the well so many times before it runs dry.
The original was terrific, the second ok the third tried my patience the fourth....................................................well let’s just say it wasn't very good. HELL WILL FREEZE OVER before I spend my hard earned cash forking out £16 for two of us to go there, even the Orange Wednesday’s promotion won't entice me. Note to the producers. Leave it alone now! Perhaps someone can write a movie showing death stalking lazy greedy movie executives with no possible chance of redemption. Just a thought!

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- 30/6/2010 11:28:22 AM

UnderTheLights

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that is just about the dumbest title I have ever heard. What the hell is wrong with... oh I dunno... "final destination 5"?

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I've said it before, I'll say it again... - 30/6/2010 11:59:15 AM

bradthunder

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Oh, for fuck's sake!

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RE: I've said it before, I'll say it again... - 30/6/2010 2:33:45 PM

coljohnmatrix

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Surely 'Final De5tination" would have been better? Or at least, less shit.

Each entry in the franchise becomes the new 'least accurately titled movie since The Neverending Story' (to paraphrase Lionel Hutz)

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Final Destination 5 Grim Reaper 0 - 1/7/2010 2:57:10 AM

BenTramer

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I can't believe they've missed the most obvious way of dying: death by French baguette loaf. Seems reasonable compared to the 6001 ways of death they've tried so far. They should also have one of the female characters nag someone to death.

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At least it wasn't "4nal" - 1/7/2010 11:07:58 AM

AYBGerrardo

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http://www.smartinnameonly.co.cc/2010/07/01/nationalist-end-5/

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Can anyone say Mothman Prophecies? - 1/7/2010 11:34:29 AM

trouserpress

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Sounds pretty similar to me. And that film starred Richard Gere, who knows a thing or two about 5nal, if the hamster rumours are anything to go by.

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Have I missed something here...? - 11/7/2010 12:57:37 PM

portman180

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I thought the whole point of calling the last one 'THE' Final Destination was so that they don't make anymore?

(However, if was set in Bristol that would be awesome as 'Brizzle is the Shizzle')

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RE: Final Destination 5 Grim Reaper 0 - 18/8/2010 5:50:47 PM

BellaNicoli

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OMG I LOVE YOU. New favorite 'death by baguette' HA! have you seen who they cast for this? Pinkberry dude and...

And I am def going with anything ridiculous like 5nal and De5tination because this film deserves it ;)

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