DazDaMan
Posts: 10109
Joined: 8/9/2006 From: Penicuik - a right shithole
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Sommers' Van Helsing is a bit of a guilty pleasure, but I'd look forward to a halfway decent Van Helsing vs. Dracula blood fest that didn't involve any: 1) Renaming the characters (Van Helsing and Blade Trinity, take note motherfuckers!) 2) Dracula becoming a romantic hero (fuck you, Coppola) Gimme some Cushing/Lee-style action/violence/gore, and I'm right in the front row...
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You fucking fuckers are gonna do what I say or I'm going to stick my foot so far up your assholes you'll rue the day you crawled out of your mother's twat!
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