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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:41:08 PM   
chris kilby

 

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I am enjoying all of this btw.


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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:41:53 PM   
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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:42:17 PM   
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Have you read LOTR? Do you think it's a literal translation to the film? 


I haven't read the books bar snippets, no. It wouldn't change my love for the films in the slightest if I read them and they were either identical or completely different to the films. I judge films of it's own merits not it's source.


Well then what the fuck have you been going on about?

"Why be faithful to the book?", "Needs to be more adult!" blah blah balh.

So if you had read the LotRs books, you would have known that PJ changed Faramir's character tremendously. So why frigging fret about The Hobbit from a tiny trailer?!

EDIT: for my grammar.




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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:43:18 PM   
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I Have Been A Bit Of A Div All Along!



Teehee.


I see what you did there. Probably before you did.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:45:42 PM   
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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:47:59 PM   
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With all these hilarious barbs being thrown about, it is like I have stumbled upon a Noël Coward play.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:50:54 PM   
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With all these hilarious barbs being thrown about, it is like I have stumbled upon a  Danny Dire column [sic].


Fixed that for you.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 5:54:43 PM   
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I predict that Attack of the Clones 3D will suck next year.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 6:01:13 PM   
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I predict that Attack of the Clones 3D will suck next year.


Will suck even harder than on original release. Fuck 3D ! Now it won't just be my ears that bleed from the woeful dialogue but my eyes as well !

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 28/8/2012 6:03:18 PM   
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I predict Chris Hewitt will invent a time machine one day just so he can go back and kill his younger self before he writes that fucking review. As he doubtless calls it

(I think Attack of the Clones IS a 5 star movie. From the moment we first hear The Great Christopher Lee's voice. Up to that point, however... We-ell...)

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 12:39:35 PM   
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Now granted im not a LOTR fan but jesus, The Hobbit looks absolute rubbish.

Im a big fan of Taken but i have a feeling that the sequel will suck because they actually brought back Maggie Grace and have her tasked with rescuing her dad ( Could be wrong about this of course as i get the distinct feeling from the trailer that either she or her mom will get killed prompting mucho Neeson wrath on the baddies ).

Total Recall remake will suck because Colin Farrell is in it.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 12:51:50 PM   
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Now granted im not a LOTR fan


You kept that well hidden.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 1:02:03 PM   
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Now granted im a LOTR fan and i reject brainless, violent nonsense like Commando.


You kept that well hidden.


Anyways, I'm pumped up for Anderson's The Master. I will watch anything PTA does, and the fact that he has re-teamed with Philip Seymour Hoffman makes me even more excited for this.

Dredd and Killing Them Softly are also shaping up to be pretty interesting in their own ways.

EDIT- Shit, I thought this was the films you're looking forward to thread. Sorry for the out-of-place postive post, guys.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 1:12:37 PM   
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Even thugh I enjoyed Die Hard 4.0, I suspect Die Hard 5 will be utter dogshit. I'm praying it's an ejoyable enough 120 minutes of action, but taking McClane to Russia to save the world seems too ridiculous, despite the obvious increase in scale through each movie (Building, Airport, City, Country, World) I just have a really hard time with the set up in DH5. Plus John Moore is a terrible director, he's in the same league as Brett Ratner and Tim Story, truly fucking terrible. Although I did actually enjoy Behind Enemy Lines.

As for all the Hobbit talk, as much as I'm looking forward to seeing it, I think it will fail to live up to the promise set up by the LOTR films. I'm sure it'll be a servicable film, well made and played etc, but I can't see that it will reach the level of appreciation from the GA that the original trilogy did.


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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 1:18:06 PM   
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Even thugh I enjoyed Die Hard 4.0, I suspect Die Hard 5 will be utter dogshit. I'm praying it's an ejoyable enough 120 minutes of action, but taking McClane to Russia to save the world seems too ridiculous, despite the obvious increase in scale through each movie (Building, Airport, City, Country, World) I just have a really hard time with the set up in DH5. Plus John Moore is a terrible director, he's in the same league as Brett Ratner and Tim Story, truly fucking terrible. Although I did actually enjoy Behind Enemy Lines.



John Moore is a hack, but I believe that every hack has at least one good film in them. Die Hard 5 could work with Moore at helm.

I mean, PWS Anderson has Event Horizon, Brett Ratner has Red Dragon and Tim Story has... um... well...

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 1:24:38 PM   
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I lost all interest in The Hobbit when they announced they were dragging it out over 3 films.

I fully expect it to make a bucket load at the B.O. but I'll be surprised if it keeps my attention all the way to the third installment.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 29/8/2012 1:28:51 PM   
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Even thugh I enjoyed Die Hard 4.0, I suspect Die Hard 5 will be utter dogshit. I'm praying it's an ejoyable enough 120 minutes of action, but taking McClane to Russia to save the world seems too ridiculous, despite the obvious increase in scale through each movie (Building, Airport, City, Country, World) I just have a really hard time with the set up in DH5. Plus John Moore is a terrible director, he's in the same league as Brett Ratner and Tim Story, truly fucking terrible. Although I did actually enjoy Behind Enemy Lines.



John Moore is a hack, but I believe that every hack has at least one good film in them. Die Hard 5 could work with Moore at helm.

I mean, PWS Anderson has Event Horizon, Brett Ratner has Red Dragon and Tim Story has... um... well...


I suspect John Moore's one decent film is Behind Enemy Lines. It's not half bad. Die Hard 5 is going to be fucking gash. The only way it will be half decent is if Willis is on fine form as McClane, he was so nearly there in Die Hard 4.0, but the scrapes he found himself in occasionally felt too big. I suspect the same will happen here.

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 1/9/2012 11:34:03 PM   
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I predict that Attack of the Clones 3D will suck next year.


Now it won't just be my ears that bleed from the woeful dialogue but my eyes as well!


Unless you—I dunno—don't watch it?

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 2/9/2012 12:11:05 AM   
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I predict that Attack of the Clones 3D will suck next year.


Now it won't just be my ears that bleed from the woeful dialogue but my eyes as well!


Unless you—I dunno—don't watch it?


When will you create a Cloud Atlas thread in Favourite Films?

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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 2/9/2012 12:46:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

I predict that Attack of the Clones 3D will suck next year.


Now it won't just be my ears that bleed from the woeful dialogue but my eyes as well!


Unless you—I dunno—don't watch it?


In the interests of fairness, 3D is not exactly going make AOTC any less rubbish, is it?

It's still the same film from 2002, but with some pointless 3D slapped on it.


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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 5/9/2012 9:13:54 AM   
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The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of OTT, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.

A-Team - PG film written all over it. Complete lack of the awesome cheese and OTT of the series, no Mr T, None of the cast seem interested, looks like The Losers 2

Inception - 2012 meets Memento? Yawn. Get back to Batman Nolan, no one cares for your indulgence.

Captain America - Joe Johnston??! They give the most important/iconic/legendary comic book hero to Joe Johnston to adapt?? Did they see his CV? Why not give it to someone who has watched a film before?

Toy Story 3 - saw the trailers/teasers, where was the humour? Why are they ripping off the story from the first film? Why can't Pixar just do something original like the Newt film they scraped or throw Toy $tory 3 in the bin and give us John Carter of Mars now.


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RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck - 6/9/2012 1:58:56 AM   
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He makes terrible films as well.

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