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xXx - 3/2/2006 11:58:16 AM

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RE: xXx - 4/2/2006 10:18:45 AM

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Two words; Lame, shite!

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RE: xXx - 4/2/2006 10:51:00 AM

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Awful. Poor Vin, his career went down the toilet.

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RE: xXx - 4/2/2006 6:05:19 PM

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an absolutte pile of shit

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RE: xXx - 5/2/2006 1:22:51 PM

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Vile creation. Gash. Evil. Absolutely rubbish.

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RE: xXx - 25/2/2006 3:02:06 PM

Orbital

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triple X = zero stars

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RE: xXx - 25/2/2006 10:38:35 PM

thelimey

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Watched this a few moths back, fell asleep half an hour in.... at 7:30 in the evening! Awful, awful film.

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RE: xXx - 2/3/2006 9:53:39 AM

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One of the worst films i have ever had the diapleasure of watching, also wimbldon that sucks as well.

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Nothing amazing, just OK - 17/3/2008 1:33:17 PM

blaud

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Enjoyable, and refreshing to see Jackson paying an M-style person, but this is a fundamentally flawed movie, mainly because of the story.

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Laughed my ass off - 17/9/2008 1:01:40 AM

Pat Roach

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I can't remember exactly when it started but by the time Vin roared "I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!" to camera I had been laughing for a long, long time. And I didn't let up. Just beyond funny so 5 stars easy. Still not seen Cube yet in xXx 2 but hopefully it's as stunning/horrific.

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hi-larious - 1/11/2008 4:56:39 PM

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Ridiculously shite but very very funny because of it. xXx just feels like a parody of itself to be honest

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hi-larious - 1/11/2008 4:56:49 PM

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Ridiculously shite but very very funny because of it. xXx just feels like a parody of itself to be honest

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xXx Review - 31/1/2012 12:52:41 AM

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It has an endearing lack of seriousness, and Vin Diesel has more than enough muscle for the starring role, but ultimately, xXx is a missed opportunity to breathe new life into the spy thriller genre.

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