The Fanatic
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Joined: 17/3/2010
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Usually the Empire fan reviews result in a mix of opinions but it often boils down to one very similar to that of Empire’s own verdict. However, this time Empire has said that it was pretty ridiculous but at least good fun, whilst everyone else is saying that it’s the best thing since Die Hard? God help us all. Between Travolta’s joke of a character and Rhys-Meyers worse acting performance to date, this film really couldn’t afford to take itself seriously. At all. And what does it do? It tries to become some kind of analysis for what makes suicide bombers tick and a deep character story with emotional triggers. If it had said to its audience, “we’re just here to blow stuff up and have some fun” then I could have appreciated this, I would have seen the film I was hoping to see, but instead it threw up this rubbish all over my expectations. Listening to the writing of this film was about as comfortable an experience as trying to tell a really depressed ugly person that they are actually beautiful, and the whole film was riddled with errors and stupidity beyond belief. Travolta looks through his binoculars the wrong way round, the wheels on the cars change from scene to scene, that idiot ambassador woman for no good reason explains that she wants to head straight into a terrorist attack because she’s busy with her paper work, cars being driven by people explode and show the audience in slow motion that there is suddenly nobody driving them. What the hell were these people thinking and why did so many valued readers of Empire like this crap?
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