homersimpson_esq
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: Springfield
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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq What about the criminally dull first half? I can see what it wad trying to be; I just think it failed utterly. I didn't even find it entertaining in a retro or so-bad-it's-good way. I was just bored - which for an action film, is fatal. You sir, are mad. Mad! Boring first half? With Purefoy being attacked by 'The Devil's Reaper'. If I could I'd making tutting noises and roll my eyes at you. Currently watching it again on Blu Ray. Can't wait for Ironclad. Would love to see a sequel. Pity it only made $15 million or so worldwide. You already berated me for this back in February! Tch. Yeah, it's just yawnsome to the extreme, I found. On paper (or indeed on pixels) the first half of the film sounds phenomenal. In practice - or rather, in the actuality of the film itself - it just comes across as quarter-arsed, shoddy, with poor effects, an absolutely atrocious script, zero sense of humour, and hideously bad acting. That being said, it's fucking Citizen Kane compared to Ninja Assassin...
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That deep-browed Homer ruled as his demesne. TREK WARS
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