Pigeon Army
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Joined: 29/1/2006 From: Pixar HQ, George Lucas' Office.
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An excerpt from a recent MSN conversation between myself, Miles, Rhubarb and Devi. It may interest those of you who like to know just how wrong Miles can be on film. Wall of text inbound. Miles says: BTW Amelie sucks just so that's clear Rhubarb says: oh fuck off Miles says: no you Rhubarb says: No, you. Pigeon Army says: The Batman reference is great in Loaf and Death. Also, FUCK YOU MILES Deviation says: Amelie>Miles Miles says: what was the Batman reference Pigeon Army says: Some days, Miles, you just can't get rid of a bomb. Miles says: how can you guys like the film that rolls Kieslowski and Wong into one and comes out with something sickly sweet, anti-introvert, and shit? oh right Pigeon Army says: It doesn't nothing of the kind, you gargantuan twatface. *does Miles says: yes it does you were right the first time it does everything like that Rhubarb says: I don't see it Miles says: basically the message of the film is that if you're an introvert you're a fucking weirdo Rhubarb says: Anti-introvert as well? No it isn't Miles says: yeah yeah yeah Deviation says: Oh noes Rhubarb says: You're a fucking idiot Miles says: fuck off and shut up and it pilfers from Veronique and Chungking Deviation says: this si reminiscient of that Kiwi! is worse Triumph of the Will post Pigeon Army says: The fuck are you talking about? Miles says: with Tautou having neither the charisma of Jacob Rhubarb says: I don't see that at all Miles says: nor the presence of Faye Pigeon Army says: Seriously, all I hear is "blah blah blah I'm Miles and I suck" Miles says: Kiwi! is fucking awful Deviation says: Wait Miles Miles says: go suck your debating team buddies' dicks Deviation says: Yo like Godard and Tarantino right? Pigeon Army says: Jeunet's a filmmaker informed by a quirky take on golden age Hollywood, you silly twunt. Paul says: I don't see the "if your an introvert, your a fucking weirdo" angle Rhubarb says: Anyway, right the point of the film is to be affirming to introverts. one of the reasons i love it so much is because it makes a connection and it feels like its for me Miles says: Godard is alright it's not affirming to introverts though Rhubarb says: IT FUCKING IS COS I AM ONE Miles says: all the introverts you see in the film are losers Pigeon Army says: He's not informed anywhere near as much by Kieslowski and Wong. Rhubarb says: No they are not Pigeon Army says: BUT THEY'RE NOT Miles says: yes he is the colour scheme Rhubarb says: How are they losers? Miles says: the apartment thing Pigeon Army says: Amelie's a genuinely sweet, friendly person. Rhubarb says: They fucking win Miles says: oh come the fuck on she's a bitch Pigeon Army says: ... Rhubarb says: No she isn't. Miles says: who feels like she can middle in people's lives peoples' * Pigeon Army says: You are reading so much stupid shit into this. Miles says: no I'm not Deviation says: I can't see the relation between Kieslowski and Amelie Miles says: you're just skimming the surface Veronique is yellow greenish Amelie is that Rhubarb says: Your skimming the surface Miles says: and Tautou is basically an inferior Jacob no I'm not Rhubarb says: OMG SAME COLOUR SCHEMES WHAT A RIP OFF Miles says: I'm making an argument Rhubarb says: A poor one Miles says: you're saying "I like it, it's fun" oh right Pigeon Army says: It is a fucking awful argument. Miles says: forgive me for not liking a shit film Rhubarb says: Amélie is bigger and more imagintive and fantastical Kiéslowski is more measured, serious, slower Miles says: it tries so fucking hard though that puts me off Deviation says: "who feels like she can middle in people's lives" Better than being selfish and leaving them misreable no? Paul says: OK, the two biggest introverts find love with eachother. How is that not affirming Miles says: there is no é in Kieslowski it's not affirming because they're fucking creepy especially the dude Paul says: They're not creepy, they're eccentric Rhubarb says: its on the s Miles says: it's like PDL all over again yeah it is Rhubarb says: my keyboard can't put it on the s Miles says: meh anyway you all suck Rhubarb says: Not really Pigeon Army says: It's a genuinely sweet film that doesn't say "introverts are losers" because the majority of introverts in it are genuinely good people (with the exception of Pinon in it), and doesn't crib Kieslowski and Wong because Jeunet's style is a more singular one informed by more whimsical art - cartoons and golden age Hollywood. Miles says: time for an Empire update Golden Age Hollywood how exactly Paul says: Is Pinon the ex-boyfriend? Deviation says: The one in the bar Who Amelie befriends Miles says: Amelie is not a good person though she's fucking creepy but I digress Rhubarb says: She'd get it Pigeon Army says: The deceptively simple love stories, the coincidences, the sweetness of the film's morality, the slapstick humour. Miles says: the film is junk Pigeon Army says: How is she creepy? Miles says: that all put me off oh come the fuck on that smile Paul says: Next, your going to say it's racist Miles says: she's like a garden gnome Pigeon Army says: ... Fuck this shit. Miles says: and getting into people's apartments? really? it's not racist Deviation says: Well you can Pigeon Army says: He deserved to have his mind messed with FOR CHRIST'S SAKE Miles says: but it does sort of go in that direction yeah, PA, "fuck this shit" Deviation says: Going by this rate you will say the film has no racial tensions therefore ignoring the existence of other races Miles says: alright let's not argue Rhubarb says: If i wasn't so lazy i'd punch you in the gut miles ... Deviation says: The smile is creepy? Miles says: yes http://darialois.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/amelie1.jpg how's that not creepy Deviation says: that is not creepy Miles says: why am I wasting time on this anyway Deviation says: That is like saying that Jacob is hedious Miles says: hedious lol Deviation says: I just can't see why Sorry Miles says: I'm not saying Tautou is unattractive Deviation says: light switched Miles says: but the film doesn't Deviation says: off Miles says: present her properly Pigeon Army says: IT'S NOT CREEPY Miles says: but as a baffling caricature of everything quirku *quirky Pigeon Army says: Oh, so she's not 'normal', so you don't like her. Deviation says: When is she a baffling caricature? Pigeon Army says: Do you hate people who aren't 'normal', Miles? Deviation says: She was hardly Juno Pigeon Army says: Devi, everyone has to be just like Miles, or else they're not people. Miles says: I didn't fucking say that Rhubarb says: ilikejuno. Miles says: a lot of my favourite films have odd characters Deviation says: Or a character in a Sergio leone spaghetti western Miles says: but they feel real Deviation says: which I love Miles says: Leone's characters either feel real or are symbols which is fine but they don't annoy the shit out of me Rhubarb says: amelie is a symbol of introverts Pigeon Army says: Amelie feels real, absolutely. Miles says: exactly no she doesn't anyway Deviation says: Really, I think they are very mythic Miles says: no point in arguing Rhubarb says: Well ladedah Pigeon Army says: No, because you're wrong. Deviation says: the characters in the TGTBTU Miles says: I might re-watch it one da no I'm not Rhubarb says: today Deviation says: Hardly realistic Miles says: but since I'm alone I could never convince you I didn't say they were Deviation Deviation says: which I have no problem with Miles says: not today Rhubarb I don't feel like torture Deviation says: But realistic characters they are not Miles says: no they aren't but they aren't supposed to be Amelie should have been a proper character to make me emphasise with her ... Miles says: Amelie lovers pass it off as something truly important and magical and shit racist lolz cats aren't a race Rhubarb says: but for me it actually is those things Miles says: anyway stop distracting me I'm not saying it can't be that to people Rhubarb says: it is important and life afirming and magical and full of love Miles says: but to say my interpretation is wrong is unfair Paul says: I wouldn't go that far, but it is a good film Miles says: because it's much more founded than most of my arguments Pigeon Army says: Well, your interpretation is wrong, because Jeunet never once presents Amelie and co as creepy. Miles says: I found them creepy who's to say you're right Pigeon Army says: He has great empathy for these characters. Deviation says: I can see the creepy stalkers bit, it's what makes the film so peculiar Miles says: Kieslowski has great empathy for losers but these losers feel like people Amelie and co feel like caricatures Pigeon Army says: No, but you're saying that the film says 'introverts are fucking weirdos', which is wrong. Miles says: it does Deviation says: When Miles says: because it doesn't develop them Deviation says: Where Miles says: How Pigeon Army says: I don't see how Veronique or the people in Red and Blue are 'losers'. Deviation says: How Pigeon Army says: How Miles says: the Dekalog characters and Karol Karol in White Pigeon Army says: But that's hardly a 'pattern'. Miles says: in Dekalog it is he empathises with Deviation says: because it doesn't develop them I can't see the relation between this and "introverts are losers" bit Miles says: a father and daughter with incestual desires a murderer an adultress a spying creep a mental thief a paranoid impotent husband but these feel like real people Pigeon Army says: Okay, no less than five of that seven are not losers. They are people with problems. People with problems =/= losers. Deviation says: never called losers though And what PA says Miles says: I'm talking in general terms people with problems, fine Pigeon Army says: That you're calling them losers is more indicative of your horribly blinkered worldview than of the filmmakers' intentions. Miles says: to claim Amelie is better than any of Kieslowski's work is absurd I'm not saying all murderers are losers Deviation says: Who said that? Pigeon Army says: I'm saying that. Miles says: just saying that Kieslowski empathises with these heavily flawed characters that's because you're a fucking idiot though Deviation says: Juenet>Kieslowski? Paul says: It's better than Blue Miles says: not my fault Deviation says: Dunno there Pigeon Army says: BUT THEY ARE DIFFERENT TO THE CHARACTERS IN AMELIE Miles says: hahahahaha Pula Pigeon Army says: DON'T YOU SEE IT Rhubarb says: no i agree with PA Pigeon Army says: USE YOUR FUCKING EYES Miles says: Rhubarb shut up Rhubarb says: Amélie is in my top ten of ever Miles says: Kieslowski is one of the greatetst directors ever Amelie is a joke Pigeon Army says: Amelie's in my top five of ever, yah. Miles says: well go blow each other Rhubarb says: Hey i'm a big fan of kieslowski Pigeon Army says: And for the record, Veronique and Three Colours: Red are in my Top 100. ... Miles says: if I want something good and magical I can always find more restrained and well made films to watch Rhubarb says: why would you want restraint in a fantasy? Miles says: in how it presents its characters not the plot Rhubarb says: Terry Gilliam (Surely a more obvious influence on Jeunet) wouldn't show restraint Deviation says: I'm sorry I am lost here Gilliam Pigeon Army says: Look, basically what you've told us, Miles, is that you find eccentric people to be creepy. That's it. Deviation says: restraint Miles says: I've only seen one Gilliam plus his Monty Python stuff PA, I said the opposite I said that I don't find eccentric people creepy but that Amelie does present them as such Pigeon Army says: There was some shit about colour schemes to try and justify it, but that's essentially what I'm getting from your argument. No it doesn't! Jeunet does no such thing! Miles says: well I thought it did whether you see it or not is irrelevant Pigeon Army says: He presents them as flawed but genuinely nice people! Miles says: I disagree! Pigeon Army says: They have quirks, but they're good people! Rhubarb says: Miles you're like an idiot savant. But not so smart. Pigeon Army says: TELL ME WHY Deviation says: I never found the characters in Amelie creepy or evil Pigeon Army says: Without just saying "they're creepy lulz". Miles says: because I don't think that getting into other people's apartments for creepy revenge is a good act Deviation says: Actually there is no villian in Amelie Miles says: *petty revenge Paul says: The grocer is the villain innit Deviation says: Even the green grocer is sympathized with At the end
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