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RE: The proposal - 22/12/2009 11:42:50 PM   
Epiphany Demon


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Congratulations to both of you, hope it goes okay Borstal, and praise the lord those ducks didn't turn on you Adam. They're tempestuous creatures. I should tell you about how I lost my leg back in '81 one day...

I'm thinking of proposing to my girlfriend actually. Things have really come together in our relationship recently, but there's a number of things in the way, it's pissing me off. She's a vegetarian; fine in itself, but I'm not gonna be fed carrots for the rest of my life . The other problem is my parents. As much as I love them, they're having trouble accepting her for who she is, which is totally different to every other girl I've been out with and totally different to them. I don't think they'd have such a problem if no one else did. My friends think I'm weird, my girlfriend doesn't have many friends.

And I need to talk it through with my parents. They'll stand by me through thick and thin, but her family don't even live with her anymore. She's kinda a recluse. I don't even know why it is I like her, it's really just one of those situations where beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So I don't know. I feel like I should ask her to marry me, do the honourable thing and all. On the other hand, she's a donkey.


Re- your proposal. Based upon the reaction of those around me this last few days (from family mainly) I realised just how big a deal an engagement is. Family who I haven't seen for the best part of a decade have crawled out of the woodwork to send their wishes, with the whole thing adding up to a situation much bigger than I ever imagined. Its nice to be so popular, but Im kinda shy, and the girlfriend isn't exactly showy either, so its all proved a tad overwhelming if Im honest. What Im basically saying ED, is don't do it unless you're sure, and do it for the right reasons. God, I hope that doesn't sound preachy.



God, I can't tell you how much I'm laughing right now. I even said she was a donkey in the last sentence or is Adam totally just overlooking my beastiality?

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RE: The proposal - 23/12/2009 12:14:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Epiphany Demon


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ORIGINAL: adambatman82


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ORIGINAL: Epiphany Demon

Congratulations to both of you, hope it goes okay Borstal, and praise the lord those ducks didn't turn on you Adam. They're tempestuous creatures. I should tell you about how I lost my leg back in '81 one day...

I'm thinking of proposing to my girlfriend actually. Things have really come together in our relationship recently, but there's a number of things in the way, it's pissing me off. She's a vegetarian; fine in itself, but I'm not gonna be fed carrots for the rest of my life . The other problem is my parents. As much as I love them, they're having trouble accepting her for who she is, which is totally different to every other girl I've been out with and totally different to them. I don't think they'd have such a problem if no one else did. My friends think I'm weird, my girlfriend doesn't have many friends.

And I need to talk it through with my parents. They'll stand by me through thick and thin, but her family don't even live with her anymore. She's kinda a recluse. I don't even know why it is I like her, it's really just one of those situations where beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So I don't know. I feel like I should ask her to marry me, do the honourable thing and all. On the other hand, she's a donkey.


Re- your proposal. Based upon the reaction of those around me this last few days (from family mainly) I realised just how big a deal an engagement is. Family who I haven't seen for the best part of a decade have crawled out of the woodwork to send their wishes, with the whole thing adding up to a situation much bigger than I ever imagined. Its nice to be so popular, but Im kinda shy, and the girlfriend isn't exactly showy either, so its all proved a tad overwhelming if Im honest. What Im basically saying ED, is don't do it unless you're sure, and do it for the right reasons. God, I hope that doesn't sound preachy.



God, I can't tell you how much I'm laughing right now. I even said she was a donkey in the last sentence or is Adam totally just overlooking my beastiality?


I was TRYING not to judge you!


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RE: The proposal - 23/12/2009 12:57:05 AM   
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I was TRYING not to judge you!




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RE: The proposal - 23/12/2009 4:58:22 PM   
Peter Griffin


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I asked the wife to marry me on a gypsy market in portugal, i think she was pressured into it...

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RE: The proposal - 23/12/2009 6:18:29 PM   
borstal


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They find it hard to say no in crowds? Good thinking Pete.

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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 12:36:32 AM   
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When are you asking her? when will we know?

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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 8:39:30 PM   
borstal


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She said yes



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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 8:48:21 PM   
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Good work my man! 

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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 10:46:29 PM   
Epiphany Demon


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Beautiful! Congratulations Borstal and (all beastiality aside) Adam.

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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 11:38:52 PM   
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CONGRATULATIONS, BORSTAL AND ADAM!




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RE: The proposal - 25/12/2009 11:53:41 PM   
Olaf


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Congrats Borstal. As your former bandmate, I hope you and Yok- I mean Liz are very happy together.

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RE: The proposal - 26/12/2009 10:57:21 AM   
From_Hell


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Congrats Mr. B!

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RE: The proposal - 26/12/2009 7:26:33 PM   
juanvasquez


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Congratulations borstal. Though the wife now thinks I'm a twat for not being this romantic when I proposed to her, but never mind. i wish you both all the best.

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RE: The proposal - 26/12/2009 8:43:01 PM   
sanchia


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Congratulations, now you have roped her don't let her bolt

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RE: The proposal - 26/12/2009 10:22:17 PM   
TheClosetMonkey


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Congrats Borstal! I wish you two a long and happy relationship. 

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RE: The proposal - 26/12/2009 10:57:58 PM   
losthighway


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It's renewed my faith in you breeders!  Congratulations mr!!

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RE: The proposal - 27/12/2009 1:42:42 AM   
the anomaly


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ORIGINAL: borstal

She said yes



Congrats Borstal !!!!! Wishing you and your fiancee all the best.
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The Spouse10 : Marry a villager, or attend the wedding of another Hero....
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It's only 10G though.

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RE: The proposal - 27/12/2009 12:20:43 PM   
borstal


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Cheers Anomaly!

I feel like I just got

2000g - You the man! (make the woman you love the happiest woman in the world).

Sorry Juan. Some of Lizs friends have now complained to their husbands/fiances how lacking in girly romance their proposals were. One did it by text. (FAIL).

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RE: The proposal - 27/12/2009 12:35:19 PM   
swordsandsandals


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Congrats dude, I may well steal your idea in x years time. It's not patented is it?

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RE: The proposal - 27/12/2009 2:49:36 PM   
lympo


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Yey, congratulations! 

How did she react? Did it rain?


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RE: The proposal - 27/12/2009 2:50:34 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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gz

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 1:13:49 AM   
Piles


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I love this film. Sandra Bullock is just magnetic, and Ryan Reynolds is SO dreamy.

Oh, wait, not that the Proposal? Okay. Congratulations Borst.


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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 11:49:45 AM   
borstal


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Yey, congratulations! 

How did she react? Did it rain?



Me and my brother-in-law went out on xmas day to collect some chairs and went about our secret mission. We went to the country park/forest behind my sisters house and walked up the steps at the side which overlooks the snow covered farmland. I decided to place the log in a tree which could only be seen if you looked right at it.

When we got back to my sisters busy house I gave it 20 minutes (in which time ma Borstal was already stressing about getting the xmas dinner ready) so I said to Liz that I was getting a bit wound up so did she want to come for a walk with me for 20 minutes. Luckily she said yes so we set off to the forest. As we were walking up the steps I said to her that its a pity there wasn't any logs about as we could have got my sister some for her fire. I pointed out that there was one on some branches and she went to look and said 'look, theres something written on it' and she started to read it 'Liz....oh look it says Liz!....will....you.............' (confused look on her face). As she turned round I was down on my knee and I asked her. The scene was perfect, in front of us was the snow covered forest and behind us a blanket of snow on the farm fields which was slightly foggy.

She was in total shock and filled up with tears. I phoned my BIL and asked him to come and pick us up. Then when we got back I waited until Ma Borstal came downstairs and said look at this log I found. And when she read it her jaw dropped to the floor, cue many tears and some glasses of champagne!

FTW.

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 1:33:46 PM   
swordsandsandals


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quote:

ORIGINAL: borstal

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ORIGINAL: lympo

Yey, congratulations! 

How did she react? Did it rain?



Me and my brother-in-law went out on xmas day to collect some chairs and went about our secret mission. We went to the country park/forest behind my sisters house and walked up the steps at the side which overlooks the snow covered farmland. I decided to place the log in a tree which could only be seen if you looked right at it.

When we got back to my sisters busy house I gave it 20 minutes (in which time ma Borstal was already stressing about getting the xmas dinner ready) so I said to Liz that I was getting a bit wound up so did she want to come for a walk with me for 20 minutes. Luckily she said yes so we set off to the forest. As we were walking up the steps I said to her that its a pity there wasn't any logs about as we could have got my sister some for her fire. I pointed out that there was one on some branches and she went to look and said 'look, theres something written on it' and she started to read it 'Liz....oh look it says Liz!....will....you.............' (confused look on her face). As she turned round I was down on my knee and I asked her. The scene was perfect, in front of us was the snow covered forest and behind us a blanket of snow on the farm fields which was slightly foggy.

She was in total shock and filled up with tears. I phoned my BIL and asked him to come and pick us up. Then when we got back I waited until Ma Borstal came downstairs and said look at this log I found. And when she read it her jaw dropped to the floor, cue many tears and some glasses of champagne!

FTW.


Smooth. Have you considered a career in this kind of thing?


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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 1:43:24 PM   
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Sounds brilliant! When do you think you're going to have the big day?

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 3:35:06 PM   
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Hell Borstal, I feel like marrying you after  reading that. Well done 

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 5:12:10 PM   
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Well thats put a smile on my face.  Seems like it went perfectly and just as planned. Big congrats! 

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 6:10:49 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: borstal

quote:

ORIGINAL: lympo

Yey, congratulations! 

How did she react? Did it rain?



Me and my brother-in-law went out on xmas day to collect some chairs and went about our secret mission. We went to the country park/forest behind my sisters house and walked up the steps at the side which overlooks the snow covered farmland. I decided to place the log in a tree which could only be seen if you looked right at it.

When we got back to my sisters busy house I gave it 20 minutes (in which time ma Borstal was already stressing about getting the xmas dinner ready) so I said to Liz that I was getting a bit wound up so did she want to come for a walk with me for 20 minutes. Luckily she said yes so we set off to the forest. As we were walking up the steps I said to her that its a pity there wasn't any logs about as we could have got my sister some for her fire. I pointed out that there was one on some branches and she went to look and said 'look, theres something written on it' and she started to read it 'Liz....oh look it says Liz!....will....you.............' (confused look on her face). As she turned round I was down on my knee and I asked her. The scene was perfect, in front of us was the snow covered forest and behind us a blanket of snow on the farm fields which was slightly foggy.

She was in total shock and filled up with tears. I phoned my BIL and asked him to come and pick us up. Then when we got back I waited until Ma Borstal came downstairs and said look at this log I found. And when she read it her jaw dropped to the floor, cue many tears and some glasses of champagne!

FTW.


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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 9:18:45 PM   
Dirty Hartigan


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ORIGINAL: borstal

Sorry Juan. Some of Lizs friends have now complained to their husbands/fiances how lacking in girly romance their proposals were. One did it by text. (FAIL).


EPIC FAIL, surely?

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RE: The proposal - 28/12/2009 10:17:22 PM   
punchdrunk


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quote:

ORIGINAL: borstal

quote:

ORIGINAL: lympo

Yey, congratulations! 

How did she react? Did it rain?



Me and my brother-in-law went out on xmas day to collect some chairs and went about our secret mission. We went to the country park/forest behind my sisters house and walked up the steps at the side which overlooks the snow covered farmland. I decided to place the log in a tree which could only be seen if you looked right at it.

When we got back to my sisters busy house I gave it 20 minutes (in which time ma Borstal was already stressing about getting the xmas dinner ready) so I said to Liz that I was getting a bit wound up so did she want to come for a walk with me for 20 minutes. Luckily she said yes so we set off to the forest. As we were walking up the steps I said to her that its a pity there wasn't any logs about as we could have got my sister some for her fire. I pointed out that there was one on some branches and she went to look and said 'look, theres something written on it' and she started to read it 'Liz....oh look it says Liz!....will....you.............' (confused look on her face). As she turned round I was down on my knee and I asked her. The scene was perfect, in front of us was the snow covered forest and behind us a blanket of snow on the farm fields which was slightly foggy.


You guysss! *Group hugs all round*

Crongrats Borstal, I'm sure that Log will hang on your wall for many years to come. 

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