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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 13/11/2011 10:38:40 AM   
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[image][/image] Shark from Jaws.


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Shark from Jaws- The Revenge.



Sadly the Shark's from Jaws 2 and Jaws 3 were not available to fight.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 13/11/2011 10:42:57 AM   
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Ahh... Daz, you wanna take this one mate?

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 13/11/2011 11:52:39 AM   
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Bruce is fucking bad-ass. He munched his way through Chrissie's beaver, a dog, Alex Kintner, a couple of blokes on a fishing boat, Ted Grossman, then Quint (who gave as good as he got on his way down). He got four harpoons shot into him, towed four barrels AND the Orca around the Atlantic, and finally died by being BLOWN THE FUCK UP!!

Bruce IV, however, only really managed to munch Sean Brody, that bint on the banana boat and, depending which version you watch, Mario Van Peebles. All to be killed by running into a broken bowsprit.

No contest:



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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 13/11/2011 12:02:56 PM   
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Bruce is fucking bad-ass. He munched his way through Chrissie's beaver





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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 13/11/2011 12:19:16 PM   
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Bruce is fucking bad-ass. He munched his way through Chrissie's beaver, a dog, Alex Kintner, a couple of blokes on a fishing boat, Ted Grossman, then Quint (who gave as good as he got on his way down). He got four harpoons shot into him, towed four barrels AND the Orca around the Atlantic, and finally died by being BLOWN THE FUCK UP!!

Bruce IV, however, only really managed to munch Sean Brody, that bint on the banana boat and, depending which version you watch, Mario Van Peebles. All to be killed by running into a broken bowsprit.

No contest:






Figured you would enjoy this fight DazDaMan. Ya Bruce 1 is awesome sadly Bruce 2 and 3 were not as good so Bruce 4 is the 2nd best of all the Sharks.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 19/11/2011 11:01:31 AM   
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Thing is, you just know that Johnson as 'Roadblock' in G.I. JOE 2 won't be half as bad-ass as he should be - f**kin' PG-13 summer tentpole movies! And we've already seen the carnage created by 'Hale Caesar'...

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 19/11/2011 4:06:37 PM   
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One for the gentlemen:

Raquel Welch vs Victoria Vetri

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 19/11/2011 4:19:07 PM   
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Welch wins.
 
But you're supposed to vote who wins in the previous post before adding a new one

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 21/11/2011 1:02:18 PM   
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quote:

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Thing is, you just know that Johnson as 'Roadblock' in G.I. JOE 2 won't be half as bad-ass as he should be - f**kin' PG-13 summer tentpole movies! And we've already seen the carnage created by 'Hale Caesar'...


Sorry Snake but PG-13 or not,THE ROCK would demolish Hale Caesar.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 29/11/2011 3:34:47 PM   
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false imagine aragorn trying to block a chainsaw.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 3/12/2011 9:54:40 AM   
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false imagine aragorn trying to block a chainsaw.


'the fuck?!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 9/12/2011 11:12:58 AM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 9/12/2011 11:35:48 AM   
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well... Sgt. Andrew Scott would win. He's a re-animated, psychotic Vietnam-war veteran. On Drugs.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 9/12/2011 1:46:53 PM   
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well... Sgt. Andrew Scott would win. He's a re-animated, psychotic Vietnam-war veteran. On Drugs.


But Roy Batty is a combat model replicant who kicks Harrison Fords ass...and hes seen things you people wouldnt beleive.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 9/12/2011 7:32:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Snake-Eyes

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ORIGINAL: Cool Breeze



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well... Sgt. Andrew Scott would win. He's a re-animated, psychotic Vietnam-war veteran. On Drugs.


But Roy Batty is a combat model replicant who kicks Harrison Fords ass...and hes seen things you people wouldnt beleive.



But Roy Batty only lives four years before he karks it.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 9/12/2011 9:01:11 PM   
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Dolph would be wearing Battys ears at the end of that fight. Would be an awesome fight though...

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 1:50:46 AM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 2:18:38 AM   
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The Duke, surely??

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 2:51:25 AM   
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The Duke would be too busy shooting Indians.
No Name would blast him and then go collect the bounty.....paid for by the United Indians Fund.

Er...sorry...the United Native Americans Fund.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 1:34:35 PM   
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Josey Wales wins easily.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 6:12:14 PM   
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JOSEY WALES OWNS!!!!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:01:17 PM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:04:07 PM   
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The Shat would wipe the floor with that little nugget.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:11:01 PM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:14:07 PM   
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Just the Hulk alone would crush Lee.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:17:31 PM   
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Just the Hulk alone would crush Lee.




heh.
 
heh heh. no... you.... aw bless him - he doesn't understand. No Cool Breeze. No. Look again. it's BRUCE LEE.
 
No contest.
 
There's tough, There's Hard, There's Powerful. And THEN there is BRUCE LEE.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 8:40:22 PM   
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Bruce Lee would just "be" water - the ultimate nemisis of comic book characters. Then, after wiping the page clean of superhero ink, Bruce would decide not to "be" water leaving a bloody mass of indistinguishable superheroic contents strewn on the floor.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 10/12/2011 9:20:11 PM   
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Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

Bruce Lee wins.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 21/12/2011 1:28:41 PM   
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The classic geek argument that has raged for decades.



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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 21/12/2011 1:31:42 PM   
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Kirk battled with Khan.

All Solo had to contend with was a bunch of footsoldiers who couldn't shoot for shit.

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