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Who would win in a fight between... - 25/11/2009 9:01:20 PM   
galvatron


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In response to reading the feature on best one man armies. I was shocked to find that John Rambo was above John Matrix.

So who would win in a fight? John Rambo or John Matrix?

My money's on John Matrix. No one else could take on a bevvy of bad guys with nothing but the contents of a garden shed and come out unharmed.
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 9:39:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: galvatron

In response to reading the feature on best one man armies. I was shocked to find that John Rambo was above John Matrix.

So who would win in a fight? John Rambo or John Matrix?

My money's on John Matrix. No one else could take on a bevvy of bad guys with nothing but the contents of a garden shed and come out unharmed.



JOHN RAMBO. It'd be a great fight though.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 9:50:50 AM   
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I was thinking the other day that THIS would be a great fight! Scott Adkins vs Cyril Raffaelli! British vs French!
 
   

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 9:55:23 AM   
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Who would win a fight between Ash and Aragorn?

*runs for cover*

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 11:25:13 AM   
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Who would win a fight between Ash and Aragorn?

*runs for cover*


well, let's be honest here - Aragorn. No Contest really.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 11:34:37 AM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 2:24:36 PM   
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quote:

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I was thinking the other day that THIS would be a great fight! Scott Adkins vs Cyril Raffaelli! British vs French!
 
   


Adkins would be all over Raffaelli. Also Tony Jaa over Jet Li.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 26/11/2009 2:59:49 PM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 11:45:31 AM   
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Imagine it as bizarro world!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 12:06:26 PM   
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Imagine it as bizarro world!


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 12:50:00 PM   
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Who would win a fight between Ash and Aragorn?

*runs for cover*


Hmm.... Arm-mounted chainsaw and a boomstick vs. a sword.

I'll go with the man with the bigger chin, thanks!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 2:11:30 PM   
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Imagine it as bizarro world!


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 2:55:01 PM   
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Who would win a fight between Ash and Aragorn?

*runs for cover*


Hmm.... Arm-mounted chainsaw and a boomstick vs. a sword.

I'll go with the man with the bigger chin, thanks!


It's hardly a fair fight though, Ash wins in all round coolness, badassesness, chinness and quality of films.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 3:16:40 PM   
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No one wins, we all lose.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 3:20:28 PM   
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That's deep man.

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 3:39:36 PM   
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Thank you. 

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 5:52:59 PM   
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I like Matrix a lot more. But Rambo defeated an entire Soviet army all on his own, didn't he? That's pretty badass.

Matrix only has one film though so he's at an unfair disadvantage.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 7:38:06 PM   
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Its got to be rambo i'm afraid.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 7:51:57 PM   
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Gotta be Rambo, John, J. As Lydia pointed out he did defeat an entire Soviet Army (I know he had Colonel Troutman with him but all he did was limp around getting in the way). Plus he also set fire to his insides, probably just for kicks.

Matrix is tough and had a reasonable flair for quips. But he also had a knife-fight with one of the Village People.



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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 9:50:24 PM   
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My God, who thought of this? It's crazy original. I HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERING THE SAME QUESTIONS FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 27/11/2009 10:14:12 PM   
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I think you've upset Kilo, guys





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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 4:51:35 PM   
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Ha! yeah right!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 5:58:15 PM   
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Ha! yeah right!



No y'see this wouldn't be a fight. Just a brutal case of GBH worthy of CCTV shown on Crimewatch... check that - 'You've Been Framed'.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 6:17:03 PM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 6:18:58 PM   
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Chuck Norris, not even Death itself can beat Chuck Norris. Norris is death and life combined.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 6:24:34 PM   
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CHUCK NORRIS.

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 6:40:46 PM   
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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 8:05:02 PM   
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Chuck Norris, not even Death itself can beat Chuck Norris. Norris is death and life combined.


Havnt you heard? Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry.


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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 28/11/2009 8:42:53 PM   
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Chuck Norris, not even Death itself can beat Chuck Norris. Norris is death and life combined.


Havnt you heard? Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry.



If Chuck Norris and Mr T ever fought each other the universe would end.

Let's not make this another Chuck Norris facts thread!

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RE: Who would win in a fight between... - 29/11/2009 6:02:38 PM   
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I think you'll find that the only person who can defeat
This man

Is this god like being.


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