strangeone
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Joined: 10/3/2010
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i am absolutely gobsmacked at how bad this film is. Firstly it doesn't make any sense. Michael Myers was shot in the head at the end of the first film, and he either killed, or horribly disfigured Dr Loomis as well, but both return alive and well, except Myers is now some kind of giant hobo lookalike for Zombie himself and Loomis has transformed into a complete asshole. It also appears that Myers is now psychic and can teleport, as he somehow knows the identity and whereabouts of one of Laurie's friends, despite having never ever seen her, and randomly kills her at a party only to appear at Laurie's house (which is presumably some distance away) straight after. Amusingly Doctor Loomis also manages a similar feat of defying time towards the climax. But these lapses of logic aren't the worst things about this movie. Not by a long shot. The worst things in this movie are the characters. As i wrote above Loomis is now an asshole and Myers is a tramp Rob Zombie on steroids, but along with them we get a nauseating Laurie Strode who spends the entire movie either screaming at people, or crying, and not just because she's being chased by Michael Myers, she only does one or the other in every scene she's in. EVERY SCENE. It's also worth noting that bizarrely, for someone who has survived an attack from a serial killer, she has a Charles Manson poster on her wall, something you might think she would have an aversion to anyway, let alone after enduring what occurred in the last film, I think this symbolizes exactly how confused Zombie is when it comes to characterization. Besides the aforementioned (and a sympathetic turn from Brad Douriff) every single character in this movie is some kind of deviant hillbilly psycho, several of which inexplicably decide to pick on the seven foot tall, 300lb, beardy weirdo, tramp Michael Myers, who seems (unlike the original incarnation) that he would have otherwise passed them by peacefully. We have the crazy farmers who attack him for n
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