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Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 2:20:54 AM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 3:21:54 AM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 7:43:37 AM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 8:45:25 AM   
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I have been up and busy this morning, and I have just finished watching The Last Samurai while sewing.......

It wasn't a sex scene, as such....but when Tom is being dressed in the battle gear has to be one of the most erotic scenes, without any rumpy pumpy....

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 8:52:14 AM   
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There is this one bit in Debbie Does Dwarves where..........oh that's not what you want is it?

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 9:24:14 AM   
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One of Angelina Jolies early ones....not sure of its name but she is a lesbian smack head

Woody does some decent nailing in white man cant jump and wild things is just well.........wild 

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 10:24:54 AM   
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Sex and Lucia. Did I mention Sex and Lucia (oh Paz Vega how I love thee).

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 10:56:46 AM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 1:22:56 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 3:47:42 PM   
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One of Angelina Jolies early ones....not sure of its name but she is a lesbian smack head



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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 3:52:59 PM   
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Nothing comes close to this,,,,

(Excuse the pun)


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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 4:05:50 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 4:19:31 PM   
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Dirk and Amber's porn scene in Boogie nights. 

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 4:19:48 PM   
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How does one "rate" a sex scene anyway?

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 4:38:37 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 4:47:34 PM   
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I rate sex scenes in my own private way.



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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 5:43:10 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 6:28:02 PM   
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How does one "rate" a sex scene anyway?


Well it depends. See, if the scene is meant to be erotic, and the actors portray that feeling well, showing passion and realistic orgasms, then it is a success, i.e. it is sexy. If it is a a rape and it makes a good job looikng horrible, trhen it is a success. If it is supposed to be a sexy but tnds up being funny or disturbing, then it is a failure. Innit?

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 7:55:47 PM   
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How does one "rate" a sex scene anyway?


Well it depends. See, if the scene is meant to be erotic, and the actors portray that feeling well, showing passion and realistic orgasms, then it is a success, i.e. it is sexy. If it is a a rape and it makes a good job looikng horrible, trhen it is a success. If it is supposed to be a sexy but tnds up being funny or disturbing, then it is a failure. Innit?



Irreversible then.

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 10:06:18 PM   
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How does one "rate" a sex scene anyway?


Well it depends. See, if the scene is meant to be erotic, and the actors portray that feeling well, showing passion and realistic orgasms, then it is a success, i.e. it is sexy. If it is a a rape and it makes a good job looikng horrible, trhen it is a success. If it is supposed to be a sexy but tnds up being funny or disturbing, then it is a failure. Innit?


That highlights that in 99% of the cases that a sex scene can only be titilation or horrorific (mostly the first) and adds nothing else to the film, which is pretty lame when you think about it.

The Korean film Green Chair is a good example of a film with sex scenes that are intended to be neither but rather allows us to be more intimate with the characters, develops the characters and their relationship.


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RE: Best movie sex scene - 5/9/2009 11:51:57 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 6/9/2009 12:02:36 AM   
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I saw Piles replying and thought, "Hey, he'll probably back me up on A History of Violence", and then...

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 6/9/2009 12:08:00 AM   
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I saw Piles replying and thought, "Hey, he'll probably back me up on A History of Violence", and then...


I feel like implicitly he was.

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 6/9/2009 6:18:46 PM   
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How does one "rate" a sex scene anyway?


Well it depends. See, if the scene is meant to be erotic, and the actors portray that feeling well, showing passion and realistic orgasms, then it is a success, i.e. it is sexy. If it is a a rape and it makes a good job looikng horrible, trhen it is a success. If it is supposed to be a sexy but tnds up being funny or disturbing, then it is a failure. Innit?


That highlights that in 99% of the cases that a sex scene can only be titilation or horrorific (mostly the first) and adds nothing else to the film, which is pretty lame when you think about it.

The Korean film Green Chair is a good example of a film with sex scenes that are intended to be neither but rather allows us to be more intimate with the characters, develops the characters and their relationship.



I thought the "Innit" part showed the fact I wasn't taking the post I was writing seriously.

And on the part in blod, surely Sex and Lucia can count in that category no?

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RE: Best movie sex scene - 7/9/2009 12:39:07 PM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 7/9/2009 12:45:24 PM   
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A sex scene is there for masturbation. Accept it.


Already have.

For the record, it's The Mup...I mean, Secret Sunshine. Utterly heartbreaking scene, that.


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RE: Best movie sex scene - 9/9/2009 10:10:29 AM   
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RE: Best movie sex scene - 12/9/2009 9:39:40 PM   
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