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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 12/4/2010 5:43:58 PM   
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Yorkshire is competing with Wales for feeling like you've stepped back in time to the 1950's.....

(Slips out before riot starts)


No ............ 1970s , at least in my village anyhoo .

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 12/4/2010 11:25:16 PM   
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I love Yorkshire too!
York born and bred before the Island called.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/4/2010 11:24:16 AM   
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Yorkshire Man takes his Cat to the Vets

Yorkshire Man : "Ay up Lad ... a need t talk to thee about me Cat"

Vet : "Is it a Tom"??

Yorkshire Man : "Nooooh a brung it wi me"

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/4/2010 11:59:54 AM   
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Looks like I'm heading down to York next month for my stag do. Going down on the Friday till Sunday, staying at the Barrington House and going to go to the races on the Saturday. Any recommendations for good boozers for 15 thirsty Jocks?


What are you after? Modern bars/clubs or traditional pubs?

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/4/2010 12:13:54 PM   
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None of that namby pamby nonsense! Decent boozer for a crowd to have a laugh in during the day then probably a club later at night.

I remember being down a few years ago on another smoker and sitting outside in a beer garden at the back of a Wetherspoons (or something). Sun was belting down and we were all getting pissed. Couldn't have been better.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/4/2010 12:39:45 PM   
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Ye Olde Starre Inn? It's in a great location at least.


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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/4/2010 7:20:14 PM   
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The Black Duck
Lendal Cellars
The Goldon Lion
The Kings Arms (Right next to the river and great on a sunny day)

As for a club don't go to The Gallery go to Club Salvation, it's 100 times better.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 14/4/2010 1:18:13 AM   
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The Black Duck
Lendal Cellars
The Goldon Lion
The Kings Arms (Right next to the river and great on a sunny day)

As for a club don't go to The Gallery go to Club Salvation, it's 100 times better.


Where's that?

Also, Kings Arms is the one they always, always show on the local news when the Ouse floods. It's a really inconvenient location when flooding happens.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 17/4/2010 6:27:50 AM   
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Funnily enough it's on Lendal

It's at the point where Lendal joins Coney Street (I think it's called St Helens Square), next to the big post office.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 19/4/2010 12:00:37 PM   
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Great line from local 'comic' Toby Foster ......

....... "So i was doing this gig for some Barnsley Students ...... ha ...... sorry .... sorry .....

.......... i mean Barnsley Young Offenders ....... sorry"!!

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 18/5/2010 12:49:18 PM   
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Heading down this Friday. Hope this weather keeps up for the races on the Saturday!

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 18/5/2010 7:46:53 PM   
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It's been absolutely beautiful today hasn't it, I'm hoping this weather holds out until after the weekend too as I actually have a weekend off and it would be great to do something in the sun

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 19/5/2010 9:18:09 AM   
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Come to the horses on Saturday, I'll buy you a beer!

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 19/5/2010 9:39:55 AM   
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Sheffield yesterday was infested with swarms of Greenfly , or at least S35 was . They appear to be less apparent today but there are still quite a lot . What does this mean ? and when did i become like a Weatherman ??!!??

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 24/5/2010 10:02:08 AM   
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Went to York. Got drunk. Jumped off a bridge into a canal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5ujBJqm48

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 25/5/2010 7:42:38 PM   
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Canal? It's the River Ouse you fool I take it you enjoyed a nice pint in the Kings Arms then?

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 25/5/2010 11:27:07 PM   
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Sheffield yesterday was infested with swarms of Greenfly , or at least S35 was . They appear to be less apparent today but there are still quite a lot . What does this mean ? and when did i become like a Weatherman ??!!??


It means that the roses aren't quite enough in bloom for them. Like a weatherman you can blame the late coming of Spring thanks to the overly cold winter.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 26/5/2010 8:58:41 AM   
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Canal? It's the River Ouse you fool I take it you enjoyed a nice pint in the Kings Arms then?


Ah well, got pissed and jumped in a river then. Think we might have, do you go upstairs into it? Spent some time in a club called Reflex as well I believe. Can't really remember much....

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 28/5/2010 1:48:22 PM   
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Am sorry but t there int much t Yorkshire gooin on in this t thread . Yer arrl a bunch a mardy bums and wazzacks .

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 28/5/2010 4:11:50 PM   
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or Cannibal Crossbow killers

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 1/8/2010 7:08:39 PM   
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HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY!



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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 2/8/2010 3:24:02 AM   
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It's no Lancashire.

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 2/8/2010 11:54:52 AM   
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Anyone hear the 'Symphony For Yorkshire' written for Yorkshire Day . Its been all over Radio Sheffield and you can access it on Youtube . It sounds like a cross between Mike Oldfield and several Sea Shantys . Only about 30 seconds of it sounds remotetly Yorkshireish even though all contributers are from our region .

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 2/8/2010 1:00:50 PM   
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Well, thank God for that. Who'd want a 'happy Lancashire' day?

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 14/10/2010 8:49:44 AM   
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I'm chilly! Brrrr...



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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 14/10/2010 9:16:23 AM   
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I'm chilly! Brrrr...





Its brisk!

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 14/10/2010 9:53:08 AM   
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Thought you northerners were supposed to be a hardy lot, strolling about in vest tops and t-shirts in blizzard and the like.....

It is fresher today than it has been for a while and it was a joy to wear my warmer coat to work (it's got more pockets in for all the crap I carry)

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 14/10/2010 9:58:42 AM   
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Thought you northerners were supposed to be a hardy lot, strolling about in vest tops and t-shirts in blizzard and the like.....


You're getting us confused with those crazy Jocks!

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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/5/2011 3:17:47 PM   
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Everyone wishes they were from Yorkshire...



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RE: I love Yorkshire! - 13/5/2011 3:22:23 PM   
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I used to live in Scarborough (North Yorkshire).




I didn't love it though, far too many chavs for starters. I live in London now.

Yeah that's it.

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