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RE: The Empire Village - 4/6/2009 3:19:22 PM   
igotnewlegs


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ORIGINAL: MOTH

Me? In the Empire village? With my reputation? Really, has no one thought of the consequences?


Everytime someone uses a fast show quote it makes me feel old.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 3:21:49 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Right Barbeque tonight at the Naughty Milkmaid starting at 7:30 in the beer garden.  Cold Ale, Steak, Sauasages and Burgers. 


< Message edited by Harley Quinn -- 4/6/2009 3:47:09 PM >


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 3:45:01 PM   
Mr Dead


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Cool an empire Village barbeque!! I'll bring some of my meat along to share.....

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 3:53:23 PM   
shool


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I'll be there too i'll be at the bar.

What?! didnt you know as a preacher its pretty much do as i say and not as I do?


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 3:58:50 PM   
Mr Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

I'll be there too i'll be at the bar.

What?! didnt you know as a preacher its pretty much do as i say and not as I do?



hmmm do you did once excommunicate for visiting the doctor....
never mind all is forgiven... I'll buy you the first pint to start your slide into damnation....

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I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 4:00:33 PM   
Harley Quinn


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I've decided to do jugs of Pimm's as well.



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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 4:04:38 PM   
shool


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

I'll be there too i'll be at the bar.

What?! didnt you know as a preacher its pretty much do as i say and not as I do?



hmmm do you did once excommunicate for visiting the doctor....
never mind all is forgiven... I'll buy you the first pint to start your slide into damnation....


I'm more of a whiskey man who just before passing out starts proclaiming messages of doom and damnation upon everyone.

We're all Doooooooommmmmeeed!


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 4:19:45 PM   
Harley Quinn


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I've got the bucket of icy cold water to throw on Shool when he pass's out on the lawn.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 4:21:06 PM   
shool


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

I've got the bucket of icy cold water to throw on Shool when he pass's out on the lawn.


No taking advantage of me now ladies. I am a man of the cloth after all .


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 4:29:57 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Shool, you're attending a boozy event at a establisment called the Naughty Milkmaid, owned and run by me and the only other woman in attendance is a Dr who makes an awful lot of house calls and you think you won't be taken advantage of?

Ahh bless those religious types can be so naive.    

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 4/6/2009 5:43:43 PM   
Rinc


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As the only policeman in the village i'll be there but on duty, so my big truncheon will be on hand. I'll have my helmet on full display as well so don't try anything.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:07:35 AM   
King_Bard

 

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I would give you lot some milk but ive drank it all already.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 9:03:59 AM   
Harley Quinn


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*Looks around the mess in her pub*

Whoever stole the sign over the bar, can they return it?




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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 9:17:21 AM   
Gamba


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Ooooooohhhh I have a bad head today! I think I had too much Pimms last night, and maybe one too many sausages.

I promise it wasn't me who stole your sign Harley! You throw a great BBQ, thanks.

Now I'm off to medicate myself.


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 9:19:08 AM   
Harley Quinn


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Thank you Gamba.

Although cleaning up this mess by lunchtime is going to be a pain.

*Set's a table back on it's feet*.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 9:51:39 AM   
shool


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Can someone tell me where i left my undergarments?

I woke up just wearing my dog collar.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 9:53:59 AM   
Harley Quinn


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*Looks around the pub, walks in to the garden*

Shool I've found them they were hanging off my fairy light's in the garden.  Whose Bra is this?




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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 10:01:04 AM   
shool


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

*Looks around the pub, walks in to the garden*

Shool I've found them they were hanging off my fairy light's in the garden.  Whose Bra is this?





Thats mine too.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 10:03:34 AM   
Harley Quinn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

*Looks around the pub, walks in to the garden*

Shool I've found them they were hanging off my fairy light's in the garden.  Whose Bra is this?





Thats mine too.


You are a very bad man!

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 11:54:35 AM   
Mr Dead


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Urrrrggggghhhh can someone tell me how I managed to pass out upside down hanging off a chandelier? And whos house is this anyway? theres some japanese family here and they wont stop screaming....



right thats it i'm off down the pub for hair of the dog......

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ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 11:56:52 AM   
Harley Quinn


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I think the Pimm's was a touch too strong Mr Dead.

*Unlocks the door to let in hungover and slightly sheepish villiagers*

< Message edited by Harley Quinn -- 5/6/2009 12:03:21 PM >


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 11:58:20 AM   
Mr Dead


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Na the pimms was fine... i think it was the point when you ran out of everything else so i had to siphon antifreeze form the cars outside that was my undoing....

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:02:11 PM   
Beno


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I've just moved into the 'big house' on the hill and i am unfeasably rich - money - and am a Lord . I am looking for a meaningfull sexual encounter with the local 'bike' ..... is she fit ?..... fffnnaaarrr !!

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:05:36 PM   
Harley Quinn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

Na the pimms was fine... i think it was the point when you ran out of everything else so i had to siphon antifreeze form the cars outside that was my undoing....


I didn't run out of everything I told you to go home because you were trying to surf in the village pond and was scaring the ducks. They are not "little surfer dudes, who need to learn to be totally awesome".

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:07:15 PM   
shool


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My doors are open for confession and self flagulation.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:11:05 PM   
Mr Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

Na the pimms was fine... i think it was the point when you ran out of everything else so i had to siphon antifreeze form the cars outside that was my undoing....


I didn't run out of everything I told you to go home because you were trying to surf in the village pond and was scaring the ducks. They are not "little surfer dudes, who need to learn to be totally awesome".


Ah i wondered why i was soaking.... In my defence i probably thought they were penguins.

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ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:13:08 PM   
Deviation


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OK wiseguys, whotied me to a cross and threw watermelons at me while being passed out?

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:14:31 PM   
Mr Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

OK wiseguys, whotied me to a cross and threw watermelons at me while being passed out?



um.... watermelons you say? Phew wasnt me...... i think i only threw Galia melons

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ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:15:36 PM   
Deviation


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Ok, you're forgiven.

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Naughty Milkmaid Event - 5/6/2009 12:18:01 PM   
Harley Quinn


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I think it was Shool, he said it was the only way to get the devil out of you!

Somthing about the purifying qualities of fruit and the vitamins. I wasn't really playing too much attention. I was trying to stop someone doing a fire walk on the Barbeque.



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Owner of the Naughty Milkmaid.


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