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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:46:30 PM   
dhowdy

 

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ORIGINAL: Funkyrae

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ORIGINAL: dhowdy

i thought you agreed no hard feelings...


Who said it was you that was dying?



ok. good. just checking...its just that everyone hates me around here so it wouldnt surprise me if you did want me dead.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:49:13 PM   
Deviation


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From: Enemies of Film HQ
I don't hate you dhowdy, I just want you dead.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 3:53:08 AM   
Pigeon Army


Posts: 14612
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From: Pixar HQ, George Lucas' Office.
*kills dhowdy*

*delivers The Guardian and The Daily Mail straight to the door of every resident of the Empire Village*


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ORIGINAL: Rinc
She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat
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ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army
Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 7:39:38 AM   
dhowdy

 

Posts: 967
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i'm not dead...i'm still very much alive...whether you like it or not...

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:18:59 AM   
Mason Verger


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From: Bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL7npkSXZE



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Be excellent to each other.

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:51:16 AM   
King_Bard

 

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Im gonna be the milkman!

I will work with Pigeon Army. He kills people, I send their relatives a bottle of milk.


 

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 3:12:16 PM   
Mute


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ORIGINAL: King_Bard

Im gonna be the milkman!

I will work with Pigeon Army. He kills people, I send their relatives a bottle of milk. 





But he also delivered the Daily Mail to every resident of Empire Village. Standards, man.

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Post #: 97
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 6:37:59 PM   
sanchia


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From: Norwich
Can I be the bloke who sits in the corner of the pub nursing a single drink all night whilst glaring at everyone?

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Nothing to see here.



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Post #: 98
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 7:47:37 PM   
Harley Quinn


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From: Arkham
No if you're going to take up space in my pub, you'll spend money.

Unless you're cute then of course you can sweetheart!!



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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:20:13 PM   
bigmurds


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From: Bristol
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ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

No if you're going to take up space in my pub, you'll spend money.

Unless you're cute then of course you can sweetheart!!




can i work in your pub?

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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:26:43 PM   
Baby Bear


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From: Back stalking Wilbert....oh, yes...
So are you taking your religion ( and a lot of oil ) in to the village ?


And are we assigning numbers?



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RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:27:08 PM   
sanchia


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From: Norwich

quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

No if you're going to take up space in my pub, you'll spend money.

Unless you're cute then of course you can sweetheart!!




I'll bring a puppy.....

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Nothing to see here.



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Post #: 102
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 8:28:16 PM   
Harley Quinn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bigmurds

quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

No if you're going to take up space in my pub, you'll spend money.

Unless you're cute then of course you can sweetheart!!




can i work in your pub?


Yes you can! But when you bend over to change a barrel I will be pinching your bum.



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Post #: 103
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:23:06 PM   
bigmurds


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From: Bristol
hey thats sexual abuse?

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ROCK AND ROLL

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Post #: 104
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:26:52 PM   
superdan


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Harley, I volunteer to be the bouncer for your pub. I'll do it old school, Lenny McLean-style and keep the undesirables from making a mess of your fine establishment, and muggin' you off an that. All I ask in return is me drinks for free. Deal?

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Post #: 105
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:29:25 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Joined: 23/1/2008
From: Arkham
Murds yeah and what's your point.

Superdan, you have yourself a deal!

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Owner of the Naughty Milkmaid.


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Post #: 106
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:32:23 PM   
superdan


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Sweet as. *Dons oversized black coat & stands outside with a firm-but-fair stare*

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Post #: 107
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:36:36 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Joined: 23/1/2008
From: Arkham
Right I have a bouncer and a barman, need some customers now.

< Message edited by Harley Quinn -- 30/5/2009 9:37:09 PM >


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"A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path."


Owner of the Naughty Milkmaid.


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Post #: 108
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:51:29 PM   
the anomaly


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IM IN UR VILLAGE KILLING UR DUDES! PWNED!

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Post #: 109
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 9:52:44 PM   
superdan


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Not in Harleys gaff you ain't, you punk slag!

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Post #: 110
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 10:03:13 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Joined: 23/1/2008
From: Arkham
quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

Not in Harleys gaff you ain't, you punk slag!


*Brings Superdan another drink*

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"A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path."


Owner of the Naughty Milkmaid.


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Post #: 111
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 10:08:33 PM   
the anomaly


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Lock me up ... 

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Post #: 112
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 11:43:57 PM   
Deviation


Posts: 27284
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Enemies of Film HQ
We will.

In a cell.

With Rabid Squirrels.

And worse.

with Rhubarb.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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Post #: 113
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 11:44:45 PM   
Mr Dead


Posts: 1141
Joined: 17/5/2006
From: an express elevator to hell....going down!
*comes in the pub spends lots of money, staggers home drunk mumbling incoherently and falls in the vallage pond*

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ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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Post #: 114
RE: The Empire Village - 30/5/2009 11:50:29 PM   
the anomaly


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Hahahahaaa just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner. I run the local Super Marché. Pop in and see me some time. My prices are criminal.
...
...
Catch me if you can!

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Post #: 115
RE: The Empire Village - 31/5/2009 12:00:43 AM   
Deviation


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Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Enemies of Film HQ
You're still being locked with Rhubarb.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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Post #: 116
RE: The Empire Village - 31/5/2009 12:11:42 AM   
the anomaly


Posts: 6423
Joined: 20/6/2006
quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

You're still being locked with Rhubarb.


... Like hell I am ...


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Post #: 117
RE: The Empire Village - 31/5/2009 2:00:10 PM   
swordsandsandals


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From: A magical forest
Ok, so in this village we have a preacher (essential, although likely to go nuts and kill himself at some point) a pub, complete with barman, bouncer and loner. We have more than one handsome mysterious guy, and more than one slut. Plus we have Deviation the philosopher who seems to take a line in vigilante justice against newlegs and his nacho obsessed lieutenant. Then there is the serial killer/shop owner and his milkman.

Did I miss anyone?

Oh and dhowdy, there is no way you will ever get elected mayor. I'm a power freak.

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ORIGINAL: Rawlinson

Swords is right about everything.



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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

Swords smells like bum.



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Post #: 118
RE: The Empire Village - 31/5/2009 3:14:54 PM   
Pigeon Army


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From: Pixar HQ, George Lucas' Office.
quote:

ORIGINAL: swordsandsandals

Oh and dhowdy, there is no way you will ever get elected mayor. I'm a power freak.


Don't listen to him, he's dead. I killed him.


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rinc
She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat
quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army
Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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Post #: 119
RE: The Empire Village - 31/5/2009 5:29:22 PM   
King_Bard

 

Posts: 6300
Joined: 25/9/2006
quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

quote:

ORIGINAL: swordsandsandals

Oh and dhowdy, there is no way you will ever get elected mayor. I'm a power freak.


Don't listen to him, he's dead. I killed him.



On the plus side his mum got a free bottle of milk.

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