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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:39:45 PM   
shool


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ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....



Ex-communicated !


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:41:52 PM   
Gamba


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

Wouldnt you rather be a hot 'evil' doctor and come work for us?!! we have nacho hats and wheelers - tempted?


Wait - are you from a rival village? I don't understand this zombie and wheelers stuff.....

I wouldn't say I'm particularly evil, but I can certainly be naughty sometimes. I hope that I won't be punished too severely if I'm tempted into naughtiness


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:45:31 PM   
Gamba


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From: West Midlands
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


Take two aspirin and call me in the morning......

..... or if the situation gets worse and you need some more of my attention, you could always stop by my house later - I sometimes give private consultations after 8pm......


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Post #: 63
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:45:42 PM   
Mr Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....



Ex-communicated !



dont i have to be a member of a church to be ex-communicatied?
I'm the somewhat mysterious guy with no discernable past and the 1000 yard stare and some interesting scars that makes living in the village all the more intersting for the rest of you....

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quote:

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I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


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Post #: 64
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:48:09 PM   
shool


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Joined: 24/3/2006
From: In The Pipe, Five by Five.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....



Ex-communicated !



dont i have to be a member of a church to be ex-communicatied?
I'm the somewhat mysterious guy with no discernable past and the 1000 yard stare and some interesting scars that makes living in the village all the more intersting for the rest of you....


Lock the doors!


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Post #: 65
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:49:39 PM   
Mr Dead


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From: an express elevator to hell....going down!
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gamba

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

Wouldnt you rather be a hot 'evil' doctor and come work for us?!! we have nacho hats and wheelers - tempted?


Wait - are you from a rival village? I don't understand this zombie and wheelers stuff.....

I wouldn't say I'm particularly evil, but I can certainly be naughty sometimes. I hope that I won't be punished too severely if I'm tempted into naughtiness



Na its just newlegs trying to take over the world again and blow shit up...check out the zombie thread for further examples. I wouldnt worry too much, his enforcer doesnt seem entirely sure which end of the gun the bullet comes out of and in a previous life was the village idiot....

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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Post #: 66
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:50:16 PM   
shool


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From: In The Pipe, Five by Five.
Is our village a bit like this one.




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Post #: 67
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:51:23 PM   
Mr Dead


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From: an express elevator to hell....going down!
quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....



Ex-communicated !



dont i have to be a member of a church to be ex-communicatied?
I'm the somewhat mysterious guy with no discernable past and the 1000 yard stare and some interesting scars that makes living in the village all the more intersting for the rest of you....


Lock the doors!



I here i was expecting some tolerance from the preacher .... I'm no harm to you guys and with newlegs on the loose you might just need some of my "special skill" which i've sworn never to use again.... 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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Post #: 68
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:54:38 PM   
Rinc


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Did i mention that in my attic is a painting done of me as a 22 year old which i've covered with a cloth so no one can see it. I still look 22 funnily enough.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 1:12:47 PM   
shool


Posts: 10114
Joined: 24/3/2006
From: In The Pipe, Five by Five.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....



Ex-communicated !



dont i have to be a member of a church to be ex-communicatied?
I'm the somewhat mysterious guy with no discernable past and the 1000 yard stare and some interesting scars that makes living in the village all the more intersting for the rest of you....


Lock the doors!



I here i was expecting some tolerance from the preacher .... I'm no harm to you guys and with newlegs on the loose you might just need some of my "special skill" which i've sworn never to use again.... 


We take a zero tolerence line here at this parish. Loose conduct will not be tolerated.

Careful or you will be put in.... THE COMFY CHAIR




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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 1:21:33 PM   
Olaf


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From: 41N 93W
I'm just a penniless mariachi passing through your village. I'll just be mistaken for a violent convict and be forced to cause mayhem, while making out with your hot local doctor and shooting up the place.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 1:46:26 PM   
Harley Quinn


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From: Arkham
Can I join the village?  I too am female but not as hot as Gamba!

I shall be the owner of the local pub, "the naughty milkmaid" and will flash far too much cleavage and spend far too mcuh time bending over to get bottles from the bottom shelf.



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Post #: 72
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 1:58:11 PM   
Gamba


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Joined: 17/3/2009
From: West Midlands

Good idea Harley - we must have a pub with a temptress behind the bar. We can get into cat fights every time a new man joins the village, to see who can get her claws into him first .

So we now have two lovely ladies in the village - where are all the gorgeous guys? I think we need a gardener / handyman type. He'll be very popular with the village women, who'll employ him to mow their lawns then drool over him when he gets hot and sweaty and has to take his shirt off....




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Sometimes I look up and think, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"....

.... and then it hits me...

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Post #: 73
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 1:59:37 PM   
Olaf


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From: 41N 93W
I'm filling the "tall, dark and handsome mysterious guy" vacancy.

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Post #: 74
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 2:09:19 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Joined: 23/1/2008
From: Arkham
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gamba


Good idea Harley - we must have a pub with a temptress behind the bar. We can get into cat fights every time a new man joins the village, to see who can get her claws into him first .

So we now have two lovely ladies in the village - where are all the gorgeous guys? I think we need a gardener / handyman type. He'll be very popular with the village women, who'll employ him to mow their lawns then drool over him when he gets hot and sweaty and has to take his shirt off....




Ohh can we have a bitch fight on the Village Green, with lots of hair pulling and scratching.


< Message edited by Harley Quinn -- 30/5/2009 2:42:58 PM >


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Owner of the Naughty Milkmaid.


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Post #: 75
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 2:11:46 PM   
Clarence Worley


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gamba


Good idea Harley - we must have a pub with a temptress behind the bar. We can get into cat fights every time a new man joins the village, to see who can get her claws into him first .

So we now have two lovely ladies in the village - where are all the gorgeous guys? I think we need a gardener / handyman type. He'll be very popular with the village women, who'll employ him to mow their lawns then drool over him when he gets hot and sweaty and has to take his shirt off....




Ohh we have a bitch fight on the Village Green, with lots of hair pulling and scratching.




i have a hat, made of nachos .......

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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Post #: 76
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 2:16:58 PM   
Mr Dead


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From: an express elevator to hell....going down!
quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

I'm filling the "tall, dark and handsome mysterious guy" vacancy.


sorry mate already taken....

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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Post #: 77
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 2:26:44 PM   
Pigeon Army


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I shall be the local news-store owner/serial killer. You can call me Norris, and in exchange for one murder a month, you shall all get free newspapers to your doors.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rinc
She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army
Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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Post #: 78
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 4:27:17 PM   
Olaf


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From: 41N 93W

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

I'm filling the "tall, dark and handsome mysterious guy" vacancy.


sorry mate already taken....


Damn it. *dyes hair blonde, changes into blue jeans and t shirt*

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 9:17:52 PM   
dhowdy

 

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can i be the misunderstood character whom everyone hates until it is revealed that the one everyone looked up to turns out to be the bad guy...? at which point everyone comes running back to me to apologise and make me mayor...or something like that...

< Message edited by dhowdy -- 29/5/2009 9:18:43 PM >

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 9:47:43 PM   
igotnewlegs


Posts: 5065
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From: The big blue velour marble
quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

can i be the misunderstood character whom everyone hates until it is revealed that the one everyone looked up to turns out to be the bad guy...? at which point everyone comes running back to me to apologise and make me mayor...or something like that...


No


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 9:53:30 PM   
dhowdy

 

Posts: 967
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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

can i be the misunderstood character whom everyone hates until it is revealed that the one everyone looked up to turns out to be the bad guy...? at which point everyone comes running back to me to apologise and make me mayor...or something like that...


No



why not?

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Post #: 82
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 10:23:26 PM   
igotnewlegs


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From: The big blue velour marble
quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

can i be the misunderstood character whom everyone hates until it is revealed that the one everyone looked up to turns out to be the bad guy...? at which point everyone comes running back to me to apologise and make me mayor...or something like that...


No



why not?


I'm in charge rounds these parts. You're the new town prostitute - deal with it.


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Post #: 83
RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 10:26:24 PM   
Funkyrae


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So would you then be claiming DHowdy on expenses Newlegs?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 10:30:05 PM   
Deviation


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So, has anyone died yet?

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 10:38:02 PM   
Funkyrae


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Not yet, but I'm working on it.

Oops, did I type that out loud?


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:20:22 PM   
dhowdy

 

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i thought you agreed no hard feelings...

< Message edited by dhowdy -- 29/5/2009 11:43:29 PM >

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:32:30 PM   
Baby Bear


Posts: 5544
Joined: 6/11/2005
From: Back stalking Wilbert....oh, yes...
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gamba
Good idea Harley - we must have a pub with a temptress behind the bar. We can get into cat fights every time a new man joins the village, to see who can get her claws into him first .

So we now have two lovely ladies in the village - where are all the gorgeous guys? I think we need a gardener / handyman type. He'll be very popular with the village women, who'll employ him to mow their lawns then drool over him when he gets hot and sweaty and has to take his shirt off....

Erm, considering this is my real job, can I apply?

Also, I have my own dungarees and can rebuild what Newty has destroyed.

Or I could be the village ho.

I'm not as pretty as Gamba or Harls, or as slim, but I have my own teeth and a set of extremely loose morals and perform ping pong ball acts that will amaze you!

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:44:57 PM   
Funkyrae


Posts: 20373
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Just stick a pin in a map
quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

i thought you agreed no hard feelings...


Who said it was you that was dying?


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:45:23 PM   
dhowdy

 

Posts: 967
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From: London
quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: dhowdy

can i be the misunderstood character whom everyone hates until it is revealed that the one everyone looked up to turns out to be the bad guy...? at which point everyone comes running back to me to apologise and make me mayor...or something like that...


No



why not?


I'm in charge rounds these parts. You're the new town prostitute - deal with it.



who put you in charge?

anyways, tough shit....cos thats who i am...i'm not here to please anyone...so you can like it or lump it...

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