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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:45:57 AM   
Clarence Worley


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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

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ORIGINAL: Deviation

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ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

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ORIGINAL: Deviation

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can i be the village idiot? i will bring such skills as tripping over my own shoelaces, making outrageous drunken claims, and generally making a fool of myself


As long as your also the fool and fail to shag women.


at least give me the ugly/stupid ones



Oh ok. The old, ugly, fat stupid ones.


I can't believe we are 13 posts in and already there is talk of sleeping with fat old women and a war. Typical.


That's not all. I just released a mutated strain of the ebola virus. Its pretty nasty - it literally turns your skin inside out.


We are immune to ebola, and not only that, it empowers us.


Empowers you into a ZOMBIE! This is why I attacked your twisted village - the experiments on your people have to stop.
"People of Swords Village hear my words! Your leaders were not chosen by you! Who are they to take command over your very lives? Do you not deserve respect? Do you not deserve to live your lives without fear of zombification and/or vampirism? Do you not deserve better rent control? I call on you now to rise up with me, to rebel against the forces of evil that plague your once glorious village! Yes, I burned down many houses and killed quite a few of your relatives. Many others suffered severe burns at my hands but, you know, we all make mistakes. Come with me and rise once more!
 
Newlegs! Newlegs! Newlegs! Who's with me?"



do we get to play fifa (xbox360)? and wear nacho hats?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:47:54 AM   
igotnewlegs


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Whatever it was it was an obvious case of leadership failure. It's time for change friends! Viva la revolution! Viva la igotnewlegs and his evil... I mean kind, army!

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:48:59 AM   
Rinc


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You will respect my authority!

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:49:35 AM   
igotnewlegs


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ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley


do we get to play fifa (xbox360)? and wear nacho hats?


Yes and Yes. In fact I'm promoting you from village dumb-fuck to 'executive big-man in charge of Xbox 360 playing'! Also, you can be chief of Nacho hats!

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:49:41 AM   
Deviation


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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

Whatever it was it was an obvious case of leadership failure. It's time for change friends! Fascism! Capitalism! Materialism! Instrumental Reasoning! I will see you nothing less than objects and treat you worse than that!!!!!!



That's what he meant poeple.

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:51:48 AM   
igotnewlegs


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From: The big blue velour marble
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ORIGINAL: Deviation

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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

Whatever it was it was an obvious case of leadership failure. It's time for change friends! Fascism! Capitalism! Materialism! Instrumental Reasoning! I will see you nothing less than objects and treat you worse than that!!!!!!



That's what he meant poeple.


Yes, and you'll all be rich because of it! Rich I tells ya!

_____________________________

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:51:52 AM   
Clarence Worley


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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

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ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley


do we get to play fifa (xbox360)? and wear nacho hats?


Yes and Yes. In fact I'm promoting you from village dumb-fuck to 'executive big-man in charge of Xbox 360 playing'! Also, you can be chief of Nacho hats!


Sweet - im in man, was getting tired of all the fugly birds anyways - viva las vegas - or summit like that!! Go newlegs - lets get this re-education programme underway

ps can i get a gun?

< Message edited by Clarence Worley -- 29/5/2009 11:53:38 AM >


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That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:53:06 AM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

Whatever it was it was an obvious case of leadership failure. It's time for change friends! Fascism! Capitalism! Materialism! Instrumental Reasoning! I will see you nothing less than objects and treat you worse than that!!!!!!



That's what he meant poeple.


Yes, and you'll all be rich because of it! Rich I tells ya!


But dead inside with no hope. Most of you will commit suicide after 5 months.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:53:28 AM   
Mr Dead


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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs




"People of Swords Village hear my words! Your leaders were not chosen by you! Who are they to take command over your very lives? Do you not deserve respect? Do you not deserve to live your lives without fear of zombification and/or vampirism? Do you not deserve better rent control? I call on you now to rise up with me, to rebel against the forces of evil that plague your once glorious village! Yes, I burned down many houses and killed quite a few of your relatives. Many others suffered severe burns at my hands but, you know, we all make mistakes. Come with me and rise once more!
 
Newlegs! Newlegs! Newlegs! Who's with me?"



Well i would be with you but you erm dont strike me as the most, how shall i put it, stable of leaders.....

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:55:56 AM   
Deviation


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ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs




"People of Swords Village hear my words! Your leaders were not chosen by you! Who are they to take command over your very lives? Do you not deserve respect? Do you not deserve to live your lives without fear of zombification and/or vampirism? Do you not deserve better rent control? I call on you now to rise up with me, to rebel against the forces of evil that plague your once glorious village! Yes, I burned down many houses and killed quite a few of your relatives. Many others suffered severe burns at my hands but, you know, we all make mistakes. Come with me and rise once more!
 
Newlegs! Newlegs! Newlegs! Who's with me?"



Well i would be with you but you erm dont strike me as the most, how shall i put it, stable of leaders.....


He was last seen playing poker with Fidel Castro, the President of Iran and whoever controls Myammar.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:56:35 AM   
igotnewlegs


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From: The big blue velour marble
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ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

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ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs




"People of Swords Village hear my words! Your leaders were not chosen by you! Who are they to take command over your very lives? Do you not deserve respect? Do you not deserve to live your lives without fear of zombification and/or vampirism? Do you not deserve better rent control? I call on you now to rise up with me, to rebel against the forces of evil that plague your once glorious village! Yes, I burned down many houses and killed quite a few of your relatives. Many others suffered severe burns at my hands but, you know, we all make mistakes. Come with me and rise once more!
 
Newlegs! Newlegs! Newlegs! Who's with me?"



Well i would be with you but you erm dont strike me as the most, how shall i put it, stable of leaders.....


Was this because I accidently on purpose set fire to most (all) of your family. Look, I said I was sorry.

And clarence, you can have as many guns as you want. You're now in charge of handing out guns and killing dissenters. Start with Deviation.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:58:03 AM   
Felix

 

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Do you need a brutally oppressive police force?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:59:04 AM   
Clarence Worley


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i think i just accidentally shot the wrong person

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 11:59:51 AM   
Mr Dead


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Its the zombie thread all over again....everyone getting along but newlegs just wants to blow shit up....some men just want to see the world burn...

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:00:54 PM   
Deviation


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Poor Olaf...........

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:02:02 PM   
igotnewlegs


Posts: 5065
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From: The big blue velour marble
quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

i think i just accidentally shot the wrong person


Don't worry, in my village there's no such thing as 'the wrong person'.

_____________________________

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:03:02 PM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

Its the zombie thread all over again....everyone getting along but newlegs just wants to blow shit up....some men just want to see the world burn...


As if a zombie epidemic wasn't enough.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

quote:


ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:03:37 PM   
Clarence Worley


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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

i think i just accidentally shot the wrong person


Don't worry, in my village there's no such thing as 'the wrong person'.


they were probably a traitor anyway .... can we get monkeys like in return to oz? now that strikes fear

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:04:48 PM   
Deviation


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newlegs' state- Run by Idiots.

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ORIGINAL: Dpp1978
There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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ORIGINAL: elab49
I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:06:29 PM   
Clarence Worley


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i dont run it - besides i just shot you - in the face

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:09:02 PM   
Deviation


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For the last time, you shot Olaf.

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:11:04 PM   
shool


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Can i be the village preacher? I think I would be quite good as that.

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:11:59 PM   
igotnewlegs


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

i think i just accidentally shot the wrong person


Don't worry, in my village there's no such thing as 'the wrong person'.


they were probably a traitor anyway .... can we get monkeys like in return to oz? now that strikes fear


Monkeys and these things:



That'll get the peasants in line.

_____________________________

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:17:20 PM   
Clarence Worley


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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clarence Worley

i think i just accidentally shot the wrong person


Don't worry, in my village there's no such thing as 'the wrong person'.


they were probably a traitor anyway .... can we get monkeys like in return to oz? now that strikes fear


Monkeys and these things:



That'll get the peasants in line.


thats what i meant!! awesome - i always thought they were monkey based for some strange reason!! the wheelers will not take any messing - this place is going down!!

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:20:35 PM   
Gamba


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Well, I was going to offer to be the local police officer, but you've had some volunteers already. However, if this is like one of the Midsommer Villages, then we'll have at least 6-7 murders every week, so you might need all the PCs you can get.

Alternatively, I'm willing to offer to be the village doctor. I have no medical experience whatsoever, so I'll probably just tell everyone to take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning. I'm young, sexy and female, and I'll have hot, naked affairs with all the gorgeous men in the village, and the villagers can gossip about me in church every Sunday, trying to guess who I'm currently shagging.

I'll live in a big fancy house on the outskirts of the village. I'll have 2 cocker spaniels. My medical practice will be a small office in the centre of the village.


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:25:50 PM   
Mr Dead


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I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc

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I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:27:58 PM   
shool


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ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your moral standards young man.

< Message edited by shool -- 29/5/2009 12:39:19 PM >


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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:29:58 PM   
Clarence Worley


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gamba


Well, I was going to offer to be the local police officer, but you've had some volunteers already. However, if this is like one of the Midsommer Villages, then we'll have at least 6-7 murders every week, so you might need all the PCs you can get.

Alternatively, I'm willing to offer to be the village doctor. I have no medical experience whatsoever, so I'll probably just tell everyone to take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning. I'm young, sexy and female, and I'll have hot, naked affairs with all the gorgeous men in the village, and the villagers can gossip about me in church every Sunday, trying to guess who I'm currently shagging.

I'll live in a big fancy house on the outskirts of the village. I'll have 2 cocker spaniels. My medical practice will be a small office in the centre of the village.



Wouldnt you rather be a hot 'evil' doctor and come work for us?!! we have nacho hats and wheelers - tempted?

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God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:30:23 PM   
Rinc


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I need to consult with the doctor about possible emergencies.......

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RE: The Empire Village - 29/5/2009 12:35:32 PM   
Mr Dead


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ORIGINAL: shool

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mr Dead

I'm suddenly feeling a little ill...might have to go and visit the doc


As the village preacher I might remind you to watch your morale standards young man.



* checks moral standards *

Yup they're still nice and lax....


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn
I don't know whether I should be in love with you Dead or afraid of you!


my sig is not quite as witty or clever as Circe's


A thinker and a fighter since day 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse


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