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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 27/12/2011 2:46:35 PM   
steflon

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NinjaShortbread212

I'M BACK! *Slams door*.

Who is gonna buy me a drink? Seriously, the bull that Ninja's have to tolerate! But have no fear; I've concurred the bad guys, the crazies and the thieves. I now plan a takeover - who's in?


robot army standing by

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 29/12/2011 8:01:16 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Ooh, fun and better than I expected....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 30/12/2011 1:10:25 PM   
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This thread makes no fucking sense.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/1/2012 4:21:05 AM   
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they still need a bit of tweaking, guidance systems and weapons are operational, figured out the kinks in their thousand year power supply, A.I Limiters are set to ON.....only trouble is they cant differentiate between friendly and hostile targets.

feel free to use em in your grand conquering....but might wanna step back a little!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2012 7:38:07 PM   
Harley Quinn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst

This thread makes no fucking sense.





Pardon Stef??

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2012 10:40:55 PM   
steflon

 

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whats up?
ninj wants to conquer a whole bunch of places i offered the services of my robot army in exchange for.......erm, well we didnt decide that...OI NINJ WHATS MY COMPENSATION FOR LOANIN OUT MY SUPERIOR STEEL SOLDIERS?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2012 11:05:39 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*Nudges Stef and whispers loudly* Don't let Spald's hear you offering to lend Ninj your steel soldiers. He gets all funny about things like that.

*Shudders theatrically and wanders off to clean glasses and refill the ice buckets*

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 10/1/2012 2:58:17 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Tweak away stef... I'll need them in tip-top shape ma dear.


Harley, could you be a love and pour me a straight whiskey on the rocks please? This Ninja is parched! Phew!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 10/1/2012 5:17:25 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*pours Ninj a whiskey and nods at the newly filled ice bucket*
Help your self dearie.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 15/6/2012 5:06:06 PM   
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HQ? Ignore the haters. I need a stiff drink and a pint of babycham. Which is the same thing. Hope all you fellow Milkmaiders are all doing well wherever you are. Seems like it's just me and the dog down here at the mo. In fact I'll get it myself.

Can the next person in please move me to the recovery position? Ta...hic

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 15/6/2012 5:12:31 PM   
Spaldron


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[Urp] where am I? Somebody put a dead frog in my drink about a week ago and that's the last thing I remember...

Why am I wearing women's clothing?

WHERE'S MY CHURCH?!!!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 16/6/2012 2:40:17 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

[Urp] where am I? Somebody put a dead frog in my drink about a week ago and that's the last thing I remember...

Why am I wearing women's clothing?

WHERE'S MY CHURCH?!!!



Guilty on all counts. Where's my spanking?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2015 6:59:44 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*blows dust off the bar, straightens bottles*


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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2015 9:00:58 PM   
Senor Benedict


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harley Quinn

*blows dust off the bar, straightens bottles*



*walks in, looks around a bit with a slightly nervous expression...*

This place open? Seems a bit empty...

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 9/1/2015 9:10:08 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Hey welcome to the Empire Village!

This is the Naughty Milkmaid pub/brothel and where most villagers met.



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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 12/1/2015 11:06:57 AM   
bobatim


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I remember this place. Wasn't there a corner I slept in?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 12/1/2015 12:50:34 PM   
sanchia


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI

It echoes through the empty houses and floats upon the breeze in in the cracked window panes...

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 12/1/2015 12:59:41 PM   
shool


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Double Whiskey please and my regular in the back if they havent starved to death.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 12/1/2015 6:46:53 PM   
Harley Quinn


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They're all ready for you lovely. *pushes drink towards the holy man*

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 12/1/2015 8:47:41 PM   
Senor Benedict


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OK... *sits at the bar, somewhat nervously*...

JD and DC please, no ice.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 13/1/2015 2:27:18 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*try's to look innocent and nonthreatening, pours drink*

There you go lovely. If you need anything else let me know.

*locks basement door*



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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 13/1/2015 8:45:58 PM   
Senor Benedict


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OK... my drink is quite nice, slightly bitter aftertaste but I'll try not to worry about that... I'm sure it doesn't mean anything unpleasant...

What's on the jukebox?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 21/1/2015 1:16:05 PM   
Harley Quinn


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No! Nothing at all. *Hides the cough syrup*

I'm not sure I let some of the villagers stock it. I know there's a polka tribute to Johnny Cash on it.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 22/1/2015 8:52:15 PM   
steflon

 

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*strolls into the maid all old west style*

so last time I was in this here village I entrusted ninj with my robots...and now the hear the church is missing, all I wanna know is what that spired building out near the green?

*picks up tattered and slightly burnt leaflet*

whats this?

COME JOIN THE COMMUNION AT THE CHURCH OF TESLA AND THE ALMIGHTY COIL
BATHE IN THE LIFE GIVING FLUX AND JOIN THE HUM OF THE SIGNAL CHOIR
FROM FLESH AND MIND CAME BIRTH, FROM AC FLOW CAME LIFE.


erm, guys...think we got a problem

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/1/2015 5:22:30 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Stef Baby!!! Where you been??



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