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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:51:55 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Absolutely! Where would a Ninja be without her paintbrush - a multi-purpose tool!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:56:02 PM   
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Absolutely! Where would a Ninja be without her paintbrush - a multi-purpose tool!


Indeed. Also sturdy shoes.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 5/12/2011 8:02:19 PM   
Spaldron


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Right you fuckers I'm taking over the bar as no ones been serving in days. Who's first for a round? And put some death metal on the jukebox, I'm in fucking charge in this town, no one fucks with reverend! Btw I'm still pissed off about my church being demolished.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 5/12/2011 8:04:39 PM   
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OMYGOD IVE GOTS A CONTAGIOUN DISAESE! EVERYONE RN AWAY FRM ME! IM A ZOMBIE LOLZ!!!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 5/12/2011 8:11:49 PM   
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OMYGOD IVE GOTS A CONTAGIOUN DISAESE! EVERYONE RN AWAY FRM ME! IM A ZOMBIE LOLZ!!!


"Im goin gets ma Gun!"

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 5/12/2011 8:18:19 PM   
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RAWR IM GON EAT YOU AN SPRED MA DISEESE IN THE VILLAGE!


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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 5/12/2011 10:43:18 PM   
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aw crap, contagion and religious fanatics......i'll be in my lab!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 1:59:37 AM   
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*Somersaults through window*

Alright I'm back and by the look of things around here just in the nick of time too! Rev get me a double of a double of a double of, er? Everything! I think this may take some time....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 4:28:58 AM   
Spaldron


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Take all the time you need. In this bar no one gets barred and free speech is encouraged.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 4:51:06 AM   
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Well then that's our kind of place. Now, where did I leave my nunchucks?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 10:00:38 AM   
JIm R

 

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'Excuse me undead, ninja's and rev's, could I trouble you for half a guiness and a werewolf ?'
 
 

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 4:19:21 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

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'Excuse me undead, ninja's and rev's, could I trouble you for half a guiness and a werewolf ?'
 
 


[Pours a guiness really badly into a spit shine glass] Sorry we don't serve werewolf Jimmy. And you'll have to excuse Ninja, she's somewhat disposed for the next two weeks...........so I'll be serving round these parts.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 7:49:02 PM   
JIm R

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: JIm R

'Excuse me undead, ninja's and rev's, could I trouble you for half a guiness and a werewolf ?'
 
 


[Pours a guiness really badly into a spit shine glass] Sorry we don't serve werewolf Jimmy. And you'll have to excuse Ninja, she's somewhat disposed for the next two weeks...........so I'll be serving round these parts.


Sorry Spaldes, the werewolf is from American Werewolf in London, where doc goes into Slaughted Lamb and orders half a guiness... I'll try and make references clearer next time Rev my dear boy, won't you join me for a game of cards ?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 8:06:48 PM   
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...I'm never drinking Stella again...

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 6/12/2011 8:27:44 PM   
Harley Quinn


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stop giving away drinks in my pub spalds.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 7/12/2011 1:34:51 AM   
Spaldron


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Oh shit, she's back!!![cough] ..........and the Irishman said, those are my trousers! Bwahahahahahahahahahahah [applause]......Oh heeeeeeeeeey Harley good to see you where'v you been? Who me? Oh, I've just been keeping the tavern busy while you were away that's all.... [saunters off quick]

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 7/12/2011 1:49:32 PM   
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I do not understand this thread.

At all.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 7/12/2011 3:30:54 PM   
steflon


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*meanders back into pub followed by un-nameable, biologically distorted, science created horror on a leash*

Rascal for me and have you got any candy floss for my lil mate here, an dont worry jc get a pint down ya, pay the ladies upstairs a visit, place some offerings at the burnt out husk of a church on the village green, ignore the blasphemous screams coming from the tunnels under my lab and you'll fit right in

oh an it looks like our friendly neighbourhood biscuity ninja has been on the sauce, so er........duck!

< Message edited by steflon -- 7/12/2011 3:31:59 PM >


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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 7/12/2011 7:17:59 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*Glares at Spalds and count's the money in the till*

Right you lot turn out your pockets I want some money off you all. All I've got in the till is a Euro, a tic tac, a half sucked Werther's original and a brass button. So either cough up dosh or the pub will go out of business the brewery won't keep taking sexual favours off the girls to cover the overheads and besides I want a new dress.....and a curly wurly.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 5:02:21 PM   
steflon


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*empties pockets*

i got some Potassium Chlorate, an empty test tube with a suspicious growth around the rim, a leash for my lab grown, bio-spliced pet who seems to have gone walk about and 2.78 in coppers.

oh, an can have my werthers back, i hadn't finished with that!

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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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'and that's why Steflon is all kinds of awesome.'

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 5:23:27 PM   
Spaldron


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I have half a Curly Wurly....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 5:25:31 PM   
steflon


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I have half a Curly Wurly....


er, yeah....thats mine too

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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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'and that's why Steflon is all kinds of awesome.'

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 5:28:21 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: steflon


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I have half a Curly Wurly....


er, yeah....thats mine too


FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 8:36:34 PM   
Harley Quinn


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*Takes money off Spalds and Stef and silently hands over a sticky Werther's.*

I was going to make an innuendo based on Spalds having half a curly Wurly but you ruined it stef, shame on you I said shame on you good sir!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 10:31:01 PM   
JIm R

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I have half a Curly Wurly....


I've got the other half.....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 10:43:46 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JIm R


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I have half a Curly Wurly....


I've got the other half.....


If we put them together will we be granted the powers of time and space itself?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 10:46:53 PM   
steflon


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quote:

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*Takes money off Spalds and Stef and silently hands over a sticky Werther's.*

I was going to make an innuendo based on Spalds having half a curly Wurly but you ruined it stef, shame on you I said shame on you good sir!


i'm so sorry, i hate to be the one to hold anyone back from innuendo so, erm....here

*walks into pub*

was playing with some balls on the village green and i lost them, anyone seen any balls in here?

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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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'and that's why Steflon is all kinds of awesome.'

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 10:48:52 PM   
JIm R

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: JIm R


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I have half a Curly Wurly....


I've got the other half.....


If we put them together will we be granted the powers of time and space itself?


The universe shall be ours Spaldes

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 8/12/2011 10:52:12 PM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: steflon

*walks into pub*

was playing with some balls on the village green and i lost them, anyone seen any balls in here?



This place is ball deep in......erm........balls.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 27/12/2011 12:38:29 AM   
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I'M BACK! *Slams door*.

Who is gonna buy me a drink? Seriously, the bull that Ninja's have to tolerate! But have no fear; I've concurred the bad guys, the crazies and the thieves. I now plan a takeover - who's in?

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