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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 5:01:17 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Oh God, he's plastered AGAIN! and it's only 11AM. Quick, someone help me stick him in the closet! *Whispers* I think if we chuck in a few bottles every now and then he'll be fine)....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 9:25:51 AM   
JIm R

 

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I am going to sit here and drink till I can't see.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 3:07:45 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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*Pushes a double Jack in Jim's direction*

< Message edited by NinjaShortbread212 -- 25/11/2011 3:08:24 PM >


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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 3:12:16 PM   
JIm R

 

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*Pushes a double Jack in Jim's direction*


Keep 'em coming ninj

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 3:19:21 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Wow, that bad? No probs then. I'm sure I can maybe "trick" the barman into thinking I have a "tab"....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 3:23:34 PM   
JIm R

 

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Wow, that bad? No probs then. I'm sure I can maybe "trick" the barman into thinking I have a "tab"....


That would be ace thanks.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 6:06:51 PM   
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*Kicks open bar doors, pours a massive glass of wine and glares*

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 25/11/2011 8:17:38 PM   
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*stands at door in victorian garb*

DING DONG MERRILY ON HIIIGHH

*ducks flying tankard*

......too soon?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:36:54 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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*After contemplating life, love and the strange man in Victorian dress singing carols. Ninja sneaks into the cupboard with the Rev....*

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:37:59 AM   
JIm R

 

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How did that tab come along ninj ?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:44:12 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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*Sprints out from cupboard* Yes, just coming with your drink JIm. *Hick! Spills half of the contents from glass onto floor*... You know, that reverand is an awful alchy, I couldn't even begin to start on the stories I've gotten out of him recently!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:45:46 AM   
JIm R

 

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Spill with the rev and tahsnkfor drink.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:48:33 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Oh no, I couldn't! *Leans in to gossip*

... 15 minutes later... But, I didn't tell you that OK? Right, top-up?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:50:15 AM   
JIm R

 

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He did what to who ? saucy gent. *gladly takes top up and promises not to say a word to anyone abut the rev*

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 3:54:44 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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*Wipes brow* Yes, I never realised that by teasing him over his Chess skills, that he'd beat me in such a down right rotten fashion. I'm never carrying my boardgames around again after that! Thanks for not saying anything Jim....

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 4:01:01 AM   
JIm R

 

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My word is my honour, but I do fancy a game of chess if you are willing

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 4:23:47 AM   
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Knight takes Queen.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 26/11/2011 4:24:45 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Fuck's sake!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 29/11/2011 4:35:42 AM   
Spaldron


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Oooooooh now you mention it I could do with a Kebab...... hey wait a minute!!! Who knocked down my church and put a Kebab shop in its place?!!!!!!!!

HEATHENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 30/11/2011 3:28:14 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Pst, pst! Don't say anything rev but that barman hasn't been seen around here lately. Coincidence? I think not. I reckon that it was him that did that. More punters and all.

Just sayin'. If anyone asks - you haven't seen me. I need to leave the village for a few days, a friend need's my assistance....



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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 30/11/2011 2:57:34 PM   
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I was wondering if anyone fancies a game of gammon this afternoon. I used to be signed up with an online gaming site. Forgotten what it's called now. Anyway, if anyone is up for it next to the fire, with booze-a-flowin', PM me up.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 8:51:35 AM   
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Good Morning! May I please have a quarter of cough candy sweets, Snickers and a can of Dr. Pepper?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 8:53:50 AM   
JIm R

 

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I checked the stock last night and we are out of Snickers Snake, any alternative ?

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 8:57:11 AM   
Snake-Eyes


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I checked the stock last night and we are out of Snickers Snake, any alternative ?


oh dear. uhh.... okey-dokey matey. MARS it is! But I'll have to have a can of Coca-Cola with that. Dr. Pepper is only with Snickers. Thems the rules. For me anyway. Ever since Florida. back in 2000

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 9:25:52 AM   
JIm R

 

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quote:

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I checked the stock last night and we are out of Snickers Snake, any alternative ?


oh dear. uhh.... okey-dokey matey. MARS it is! But I'll have to have a can of Coca-Cola with that. Dr. Pepper is only with Snickers. Thems the rules. For me anyway. Ever since Florida. back in 2000


Mars and a Coke for Mr E. Anyone else ?


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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 1:28:56 PM   
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Snake! This isn't a tuck shop!! The sun is wayy past the yard arm....get that Bud down ya!!
Sorry I've not been in the pub recently peeps-workin out in the wilds of Essex. Should anyone care, google www.bestpartiesever.com and look for the video Party At The Pyramids. Dancin' girls, mmmm.

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Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper.'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it-might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:40:50 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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*Thinks aloud* "Should really do a stock up before my newest adventure". Can I have please JIm; A large bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, in fact make that two! And a Milky Bar.

Oh, and a can of Coke - I need all the sugar I can get!


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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:44:24 PM   
JIm R

 

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*Thinks aloud* "Should really do a stock up before my newest adventure". Can I have please JIm; A large bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, in fact make that two! And a Milky Bar.

Oh, and a can of Coke - I need all the sugar I can get!



*Jim picks items from shelf and turns*

'Right Ninj, so that's two Monster Munch, Pickled Onion, milky bar and can of coke, very welcome and good luck on  your new adventure. Where you headin'.... ?'

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:48:51 PM   
NinjaShortbread212


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Top secret JIm, top secret. But I'll let you know how it goes.

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RE: The Empire Village VOTE NO TO VOTING - 1/12/2011 2:49:58 PM   
JIm R

 

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Top secret JIm, top secret. But I'll let you know how it goes.


Nice one, take care and take your paints

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