porntrooper
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Joined: 6/9/2006 From: Sheffield
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It's an odd one this.... There was a lot to like in Wolverine; Hugh Jackman was as assured as Wolverine as he's always been, Ryan Reynolds is good as Wade Wilson in his brief time onscreen and so is Dominic Monaghan. Liev Screiber is suitably nasty and menacing for most of his screen time, in fact I didn't really have a problem with any of the cast, apart from maybe William (I refuse to call him Will.i.am!). There are some okay action scenes and there is certainly an interesting and entertaining film just aching to get out. However, all these things are undermined and rendered pointless due to some seriously shoddy and amateur errors. There is potential for a great Weapon X/Wolverine origin story, it's in there, but the script and pacing of the film is shocking. There are awful cliches at every turn and it just feels lazy. Wolverine walks away in slow mo from a huge fireball, Silver Fox says "I feel cold" as she lays dying, Wolverine screams into the air when she carks it, the introduction of adamantium bulletts.... it's all just very lazy! The action scenes have potential, I mean, who wouldn't want to see Wolverine pursued on his bike by choppers and military jeeps?! Yet they're poorly shot and made laughable by awful, awful effects work. Agent Zero had been pretty cool up until that chase scene, but then for some unknown reason he starts talking like Kermit The Fucking Frog. The Wolverine/Creed fisticuffs are okay, but they're repetative to say the least, I mean just how many times do we need to see Creed sneer and then jump cat like through the air?! Gambit vs Wolverine is ruined by the cheapest looking set in the history of cinema. Why does a huge Summer tentpole blockbuster look so cheap?! The Weapon X Team stroll through some Nigerian shanty towns and it looks like fucking cardboard! The green screen, the CGI, the music, the sets, everything comes off like it could've been knocked together for a few grand! I was cringing as Wolverine looked at his arse candle CG claws in the bathroom mirror. Bad, bad effects work that just continued throughout. Why the fuck did they not use the half decent de-aging effects from X3 of Xavier? When he cropped up I was dying to laugh because it looked like they'd just drawn a smiley face on a fucking egg! And yea, Xavier cropping up at the end. Fucking shite! It made a mockery of the continuity of the first two XMen movies. Surely the kids he saved from Three Mile would say "Yea, some big hairy dude with steel claws saved us from our cages"? Fast forward to X1 and Xavier has no clue who fucking Wolverine is! Where did Strykers son go? At what point between Three Mile Island and X2 does Stryker take him to Xaviers school to be taught/cured? Don't the kids recognise Stryker/Jason when they turn up?! Argghhh! Seriously one of the most frustrating films I've seen in ages. So much potential wasted. Thats not to say I hated it all, I did enjoy parts of it when I could get past the atrocious effects/sets/contradictions/cliches etc.
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