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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 29/4/2010 10:20:03 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 I've decided that killing zombies is so much more fun when singing.

There ain't nothing gonna stop me now
cause I'm almost there...
*singing in a jazzy fashion as nonchalantly killing zombies with his new stick, named Anna*

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 30/4/2010 12:16:47 AM   
steflon


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 good idea swords

*runs an jumps thru woods, club in one hand crowbar in teh other*

dont stop me NOOOWWWWWW
ah'm havin such a good time
ah'm havin a baaallll
dont stop me NOOOOWWW
if you wanna have a good time
JUST GIMME A CAAALLLL


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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 30/4/2010 8:01:05 AM   
DazDaMan


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 So we're having theme songs while stomping zombie ass??

I'll have this one then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvol_SmbHCI



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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 30/4/2010 8:37:20 AM   
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 I'll have THIS one.

The story of a man being zombified.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 30/4/2010 3:06:56 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 I don't have a particular song. I just like to sing what is in my mind.

You load sixteen tons...

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 6/5/2010 10:18:41 AM   
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 borstal doesn't sing. The horrors he's seen are to much to let any joy in his life. However he communicates in hes own own and does a song through the medium of staring

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 6/5/2010 10:24:10 AM   
swordsandsandals


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 I have half a mind just to kill Borstal. His staring annoys me.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 12/5/2010 12:15:25 PM   
Titanm21


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quote:

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*aims lower an shoot off titan kneecap*

TITAN, THAT WAS A WARNING, YOU DONT GET ANOTHER



* Body begins to twitch and Titan drags himself towards Steflon by his bloody hands. He grabs Steflons foot *

BBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 12/5/2010 1:05:51 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


runs up with thwacking stick, thinking of a song...

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 12/5/2010 2:35:37 PM   
steflon


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanm21

quote:

ORIGINAL: steflon

*aims lower an shoot off titan kneecap*

TITAN, THAT WAS A WARNING, YOU DONT GET ANOTHER



* Body begins to twitch and Titan drags himself towards Steflon by his bloody hands. He grabs Steflons foot *




'these boots are made for stompin
an thas jus what they'll do
and today these boots are gonna stomp all over you
dundundundundundun'

< Message edited by steflon -- 12/5/2010 2:36:00 PM >

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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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'and that's why Steflon is all kinds of awesome.'

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 12/5/2010 4:54:01 PM   
Titanm21


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 BRAAAINS! *Steflons stiletto pierces the eye socket*  UUURRRGGGH

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 12/5/2010 10:45:19 PM   
steflon


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanm21

BRAAAINS! *Steflons stiletto pierces the eye socket*  UUURRRGGGH


damn straight

glad i bumped into Priscilla on my travels!


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we can roam these vast Empire halls as awesome Stefs.

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'and that's why Steflon is all kinds of awesome.'

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 12:41:37 AM   
swordsandsandals


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 I got your back, Steflon

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 4:42:37 PM   
Titanm21


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 Uurrrgh... BRAINS!!!!! *Zombie Titan isn't dead, its a whole new beast people*

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 4:49:45 PM   
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 Damn, the infection started just over a year ago, according to the date on the first post! You losers still battling the un-dead? I've already started 're-populating' the earth with my island full of young, mostly 17 to 20 year old, women.

Also, we ran out of foo for a while and I tell you, those zombies are on to something, brains really are delicious.

< Message edited by igotnewlegs -- 13/5/2010 4:50:55 PM >

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 4:58:31 PM   
Titanm21


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Damn, the infection started just over a year ago, according to the date on the first post! You losers still battling the un-dead? I've already started 're-populating' the earth with my island full of young, mostly 17 to 20 year old, women.

Also, we ran out of foo for a while and I tell you, those zombies are on to something, brains really are delicious.


*Zombie Titan eyes newlegs. May eat this island he talks of*  

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 5:07:58 PM   
igotnewlegs


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanm21

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

Damn, the infection started just over a year ago, according to the date on the first post! You losers still battling the un-dead? I've already started 're-populating' the earth with my island full of young, mostly 17 to 20 year old, women.

Also, we ran out of foo for a while and I tell you, those zombies are on to something, brains really are delicious.


*Zombie Titan eyes newlegs. May eat this island he talks of*  


Go ahead friend. Many a zombie has tried, not one has yet succeeded. Cos I blew their heads off, see.

< Message edited by igotnewlegs -- 13/5/2010 5:08:27 PM >

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 5:38:01 PM   
sanchia


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 He blew something.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 6:34:30 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 I'm still alive though. Reality is, a zombie apocalypse doesn't just go away.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 6:46:58 PM   
steflon


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 why settle down an re-populate.....i'm havin a whale of a time

OI
OI YOU YA DEAD TOSSER C'MERE


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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 6:50:22 PM   
sanchia


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 I'm presently on an island in the middle of a river. There's a nice shack here and the zombs can't get across the fast flowing river. A perfect place to continue my hunt for the traitor Punchdrunk

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 6:59:58 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 Sanch, can I join you? I'm all up for some hunting.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 7:49:33 PM   
sanchia


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 you can bring the sandwiches.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 13/5/2010 8:52:56 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 We need Steflon as well. We shouldn't leave without him. I'll be the cook.

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 14/5/2010 12:20:11 PM   
Titanm21


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quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanm21

quote:

ORIGINAL: igotnewlegs

Damn, the infection started just over a year ago, according to the date on the first post! You losers still battling the un-dead? I've already started 're-populating' the earth with my island full of young, mostly 17 to 20 year old, women.

Also, we ran out of foo for a while and I tell you, those zombies are on to something, brains really are delicious.


*Zombie Titan eyes newlegs. May eat this island he talks of*  


Go ahead friend. Many a zombie has tried, not one has yet succeeded. Cos I blew their heads off, see.


*Newlegs seems to forget Zombie Titan has already had his brain stomped out by Steflon's high heel. Yet he's still moving. A new evo of Zombie perhaps? *

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 14/5/2010 12:23:54 PM   
borstal


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ORIGINAL: swordsandsandals

I have half a mind just to kill Borstal. His staring annoys me.


stares

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 14/5/2010 2:23:03 PM   
steflon


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We need Steflon as well. We shouldn't leave without him. I'll be the cook.


thanks for the invite, but i only team up in times of crisis an i wont burden myself with revenge in this forgotten world. maybe fortune shall cross our paths again in the future, but until that day I bid thee farewell, good luck with your quest and gods speed

*wanders over the horizon into his own world of adventure and gore*


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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 14/5/2010 6:36:35 PM   
sanchia


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 Hey this shack on the island turns out to be filled with porn and hookers who were hiding out from the zombie apocalypse!

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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 14/5/2010 11:30:52 PM   
swordsandsandals


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 I won't have sex with people for money, nor will I pay anyone.

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Swords is right about everything.



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RE: Empire's Zombie Survival Thread - 15/5/2010 11:06:24 AM   
sanchia


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 That's ok it turns out they forgot to bring any food when they turned up and are now zombie hookers. Don't worry I put them out of their misery.

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