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RE: Pegg - 8/4/2009 6:16:07 PM   
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I have just reread it just incase I was being harsh about it when I commented on here earlier.

I wasn't.

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the worst review ive ever read from Empire - 8/4/2009 8:30:21 PM   
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Probably in the top 5 of the worst reviews ive ever seen from anyone.

And i visit Aintitcoolnews, so you know that bars set pretty low already....

Im all for creative flair but ....

"From the moment ‘Bones’ McCoy comically smuggles an academically suspended Kirk onto Captain Pike’s U.S.S. Enterprise, Star Trek XI hits warp factor IX and, save for an obligatory sojourn with Spock senior, maintains a velocity that would give Scotty night terrors."

Just plain poor...





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Empire is not Arsenal FC, Newcastle United or the Engla... - 8/4/2009 11:07:25 PM   
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So the boo-boys need to go elsewhere!

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Odd - 9/4/2009 12:23:45 PM   
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What a very strange review.

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what just happened - 9/4/2009 12:32:41 PM   
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that is the worst most confusing review I had ever read - its like a startrek magazine just came in my eyes...!!

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RE: Star Trek - 9/4/2009 1:04:35 PM   
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I have to agree with the"confusing review" collective. The last couple of issues of Empire have featured the occasional review that bordered on the pretentious with the reviewer trying far too hard to be clever. Having been a reader since issue 1 in 1989( I think!), you do notice trends during certain periods, and the "pretentious" and "overly clever" review seems to be a worrying trend within Empire at the moment.
Please put a stop to this, before we get too carried away, and get back to the Empire style of writing that has garnered the magazine many deserved plaudits over the years.

I'm guessing Mr Speilberg may ask for a rewrite if the review is to make the cut for the upcoming issue.

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RE: - 9/4/2009 1:55:38 PM   
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This is horrible, this review!

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What a badly written review - 9/4/2009 3:13:40 PM   
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I've never commented before, but feel compelled to do so on account of this awfully constructed review. truly unbelievable.

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Sinatra - 9/4/2009 4:36:20 PM   
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I've re-read it twice now... very odd review? I reckon he's a fanboy himself... and no mention of Scotty...

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Empire used to be great - 9/4/2009 9:58:43 PM   
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Oh course Empire gave it a rave review, it always does.
Remember, this is the magazine that gave Attack of the Clones Five Stars when it was released (although I notice it's since been down-graded to three)

Empire used to be great but all too often it dishes out praise where it's not warranted.

How can a magazine that gets Steven Spielberg (a famous Hollywood director and a founder of Dreamworks) in as a guest editor claim to have any journalistic creditability? It's become to way too pally with Hollywood to be taken seriously.

In short, whatever rating Empire attaches to a film, deduct two stars and that's usually a fair measure of its quality.

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Who the......... - 9/4/2009 11:41:43 PM   
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........fuck is Sysiphean and what the fuck does he have to do with a review a new Star Trek flick?

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Morons - 10/4/2009 1:34:40 AM   
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I just had to add this as the 1 star and 2 star pricks are like Amazon reviewers...'I have an opinion that is worth shit so I think I will force it ont o the rest of the world' come on guys go out and meet girls. The people who write Empire reviews are professionals, you are not...get over it and grow a pair.

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Glad I'm not the only one... - 10/4/2009 10:10:46 AM   
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Glad I'm not the only one who found this review utterly disjointed. My star rating is for the review, not the movie!

Though I'm guessing Colin was probably under a lot of pressure to get this out quickly - be the first - make sure it's out in time for Easter weekend etc. I'm sure it will be get the redux treatment in due course.

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Not the best review - 10/4/2009 12:23:20 PM   
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Horrible horrible review - I've read some of Colin Kennedys other reviews and they are articulate and intellectual but accessible. This is not. Poorly written. Too many long, self infatuated verbs. Sorry.

I'm not a trekkie but I think the film will be great because it Abrams and because the trailers make it look like a thrill a minute.

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I'm Glad it got least 4/5 stars but.. - 10/4/2009 1:38:10 PM   
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Seriously Colin, WTF are you on about?!!!

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RE: Odd... - 12/4/2009 11:56:54 PM   
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quote:

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The film sounds like unpretentious entertainment, but for some reason the review reminded me of Inland Empire.


Wait, it's Colin Kennedy!! He's back??!!

Glad he liked it, or sort of liked it, maybe. Afraid to criticise it? He respects Abrams, that much is apparent. It's fast and entertaining, but not intelligent or in any way significant, but should it be? Should any film dealing with battle have an Iraqi subtext to it, or does the reviewer embrace the light-hearted tone of Abrams' blockbuster?

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Edit your reviews Empire! - 13/4/2009 7:47:35 PM   
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Does the editor look at reviews anymore before they are published. If so, they have to look again at this one by Colin. I'm sorry I normally do not have a problem with your reviews but this review is verbose and provides little for the reader to take away about Star Trek. Some magazines are at risk of focusing on style over substance, but it is a serious concern when the review has the same problem.

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WTF - 13/4/2009 9:52:31 PM   
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I really don't get this - you're complaining of an Empire review because of 'big words' and Colin being 'up himself'? It says more about the readers than the reviewer. Why did you feel such an urgent need to broadcast that opinion anyways?

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It's great! - 16/4/2009 9:55:08 PM   
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I've just come from a screening of Star Trek and although my writing talents are far less considered and eloquent than those of Empire my thoughts are as follows.

It's brilliant.  I'm not a fan at all of Star Trek and indeed my usual inclination is towards that of mild annoyance / apathy when it comes to all things Treky but I loved every minute of this film.  I'm not sure what the hardcore faithful will think of it as I'm not sure how accurate a representation it actually is of the crew but as Summer blockbusters go this has everything you'd wish for.

Chris Pine has all the roguish charm you'd want, Zachary Quinto is great as Spock.  Story line isn't bad and the action and special effects are absolutely top notch.  Thoroughly impressed and more than a little surprise.  I am however, refusing to watch Star Trek: First Contact ever again because that was rubbish.

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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 4:25:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: elab49

And are there any reviews hanging around from anyone who doesn't think Abrams is the second coming and might have an objective film based look at a Star Trek film for non trekkies?


Happy to oblige! Saw Star Trek this morning (my first ever proper press screening, very exciting ) so shall attempt an actual review of sorts, before this thread gets completely swamped!

Right, first off, I'm not a Trekkie. Not remotely. I've never seen any of the films (not even Wrath of Khan!) or watched the TV series; so I wouldn't say I dislike the Trek franchises, I just know very little of them.

With that in mind...I thought Star Trek was excellent. Extremely enjoyable and entertaining, it's a summer blockbuster that's okay to like. There is plenty of action and humour (leaving scope for the sequels to inevitably "go darker" I'm sure), it is thankfully free of excessive sci-fi/tech mumble jumble jargon, it offers a well-balanced cast, allowing the key players to be introduced and set up very nicely for subsequent films in the franchise. Those who are new to the Star Trek universe do not feel left out and yet, if the scattered laughter around the cinema told me anything, there seems to be enough nods and references for more dedicated fans too.

There is a fast-paced and explosion-heavy, yet still quite moving, pre-credits sequence (it made Helen O'Hara cry! Click.), followed by some Iowa- and Vulcan-set scenes introducing the younger Kirk and Spock, and their entries into the Star Fleet Academy. We fast forward pretty quickly to their first mission aboard the USS Enterprise. Various hi-jinks ensue, but that's enough plot chat for now.

I used a few words in that there above paragraph that are exclusive to the world of Star Trek and they are not words I've probably ever typed out before (Star Fleet? Vulcan?). Yet no one is excluded from enjoying the adventures of Kirk and co. Star Trek is more slick action film that pure sci-fi (I can't say if this is par for the course throughout the other films and series), which I think is the point that Colin Kennedy was making in the Empire review; there is no great dilemma or principle at stake. This is a film which seeks to introduce a group of key characters, provide some context as to how they've come to be here and to establish their relationships with each other. But mostly, it seeks to entertain. To this end, it succeeds well.

Not every character gets as much development as the rest (Sulu and Uhura aren't given a whole lot to do, and Chekov provides some laughs, although we never really hear anything about him other than his age), but the central pairing of Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto as Kirk and Spock works well; Pine, much moreso, delivering a very good performance. His roles to date haven't set the world on fire, but this is quite the star-making turn. Simon Pegg as Scotty is a great little part, it's just a pity we don't get more of him, and Karl Urban as Bones performs well, bringing both humour and a genuine sense of a friendship with Kirk.

So, the new kids do pretty well on their first outing. Old school gravitas is then provided by Leonard Nimoy (in an exposition-riddled part, but one which helps tie up a lot of the plot strands, quite neatly it must be said), Bruce Greenwood as Captain Pike, and Eric Bana as the Romulan baddy, Nero. Bana is pretty effective, although the role he's been given mostly involves shouting, looking menacing and storming about - he's far from being a classic villain, with his revenge motive being sufficient, if not particularly engaging.

Returning to the core group, humour is a key point; there are plenty of laughs in this film. Some of them are outright gags that anyone can appreciate; others are the more knowing nods to Star Trek lore (thanks to many viewings of Galaxy Quest, and general pop cultural awareness, I know what it means when a red-shirted crew member joins a mission... ). Even a non-Trekkie such as myself can appreciate, with a smile, when lines such as "beam me up" and "set phasers to stun" are used. The film is light without being too slight, and I hope that this levity carries through to any subsequent films, while also engaging in somewhat meatier storylines.

The film is also quite accomplished from a technical point of view. The special effects are impressive, but not ground-breaking. There are plenty of explosions and action set pieces. The score is also strong, but I felt there was one scene too many which chose to use stirring music over slightly slowed down action. But Abrams is a slick director and there are no real clunky, badly-composed scenes.

Abrams has created a very effective and entertaining film. It is accessible to non-Trekkies and is in no danger of ever being a "guilty pleasure" - it earns its own valid merit through energy, action, wit and charisma. The Enterprise team has been assembled and are well set up for further adventures.


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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 8:59:03 AM   
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Great review Acho!

Glad to hear non-fans are enjoying it. You should check out Wrath of Khan now. Its not just good Trek...its one of the best blockbusters from the 1980s.

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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 9:13:19 AM   
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Great review Acho!

Glad to hear non-fans are enjoying it. You should check out Wrath of Khan now. Its not just good Trek...its one of the best blockbusters from the 1980s.


I'm on it!

And somehow I just knew that, out of 800-odd words, the line about my lack of Wrath would be the bit to be picked up on!


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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 9:46:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Acho

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Great review Acho!

Glad to hear non-fans are enjoying it. You should check out Wrath of Khan now. Its not just good Trek...its one of the best blockbusters from the 1980s.


I'm on it!

And somehow I just knew that, out of 800-odd words, the line about my lack of Wrath would be the bit to be picked up on!



I could have said it was Starfleet and not Star Fleet but I wouldn't want to be seen as being all geeky and stuff.

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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 10:01:33 AM   
Acho


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

quote:

ORIGINAL: Acho

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Great review Acho!

Glad to hear non-fans are enjoying it. You should check out Wrath of Khan now. Its not just good Trek...its one of the best blockbusters from the 1980s.


I'm on it!

And somehow I just knew that, out of 800-odd words, the line about my lack of Wrath would be the bit to be picked up on!



I could have said it was Starfleet and not Star Fleet but I wouldn't want to be seen as being all geeky and stuff.


Too late!

That showed a lack of basic research from me. I'd probably fail the Kobayashi Maru too.

Aagghh!! Trekkie geekiness! It's catching!


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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 10:03:54 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Acho

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

quote:

ORIGINAL: Acho

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Great review Acho!

Glad to hear non-fans are enjoying it. You should check out Wrath of Khan now. Its not just good Trek...its one of the best blockbusters from the 1980s.


I'm on it!

And somehow I just knew that, out of 800-odd words, the line about my lack of Wrath would be the bit to be picked up on!



I could have said it was Starfleet and not Star Fleet but I wouldn't want to be seen as being all geeky and stuff.


Too late!

That showed a lack of basic research from me. I'd probably fail the Kobayashi Maru too.

Aagghh!! Trekkie geekiness! It's catching!



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Just don't buy Star Trek: The Motion Picture first. Trust me, it looks pretty grand but its the dullest thing ever. Go straight to Khan and work on from there.

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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 3:18:24 PM   
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He lies! The Motion Picture is great... but an acquired taste.

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RE: Star Trek - 24/4/2009 3:50:46 PM   
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He lies! The Motion Picture is great... but an acquired taste.


Allow me to rephrase. If you have are a fan of falling alseep in front of the tv when watching a film on a Sunday afternoon, then The Motion Picture is for you!

Timon - you are blinded by a love for the model work and soundtrack.

(Both of which are excellent but surronded by action scenes that involve going really fast then going really slow)

Stick to Khan. Go back and watch it if you are curious, but you don't need to see it before the sequels.

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RE: Star Trek - 26/4/2009 2:52:43 AM   
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You can quit fighting gentleman - I have obtained Khan! I'll let you know where I stand by Monday. Try not to fall off the edge of your seats. 

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RE: Star Trek - 26/4/2009 3:58:07 PM   
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Good review Acho, especially I'm not a Trekkie in any stretch of the imagination. Looking forward to seeing this now, and seeing how Bana does - I didn't really see him in this type of role for some reason...

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RE: Star Trek - 26/4/2009 7:19:15 PM   
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Even though Acho is a Ringer someone give her a job.

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